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Cedric 
"Of course there's a happy medium!" Ei ei ei. Paulie would now have to inform her of his chocolate knowledge, all based on experience of course. "See... white chocolate is the real sweet one, dark chocolate is the bitter one, and milk chocolate is your 'happy medium.'" Now she could not give that excuse. Ohh, the chocolate frogs, too? They tasted a LOT like Krackel! "Thanks, Tori." Although now all this talk of chocolate was making him hungry. D:
He gave a laugh. "I knew you'd say that!" Paulie was beginning to think maybe he had some seer blood in him 'cause he'd been spot on with predicting some stuff lately. "Beverly Hills, 90210." Yes, he knew that zip code and yes it was because of the show. Mum's soap.
He turned to her for an answer and waited while she thought on it for a moment. Invincibility? Maybe his seer powers wavered here, 'cause he wouldn't have guessed that one for Tori. "But that means you can never die! That'd kinda suck, don't you think?"
And, she was asking him about how many girls he'd kissed. Oh, lordy. "Like.. ever?" Well, regardless, it would be the same amount. "Just one, as of now." And he wondered when that would change and how many of her contestants she'd kissed or would kiss. Huh..
He wandered further along down the corridor. "My turn again.." Smirk. "What's the square root of.... 256?!" Hopefully the Princess wasn't a wiz at math......
"Geez, I didn't know you were such a chocolatier," Tori rolled her eyes. "I still say it tastes gross." And the way it melted in your mouth... yuck. It was worse than peanut butter, and that stuff was GROSS.
He even knew her zip code?! Tori gasped. "Yes, yes that's me! Oh we should SO go visit sometime, Paulie! You'd love it. There's lots of beaches and swimming and sunbathing and sailing and shopping and rollerblading and corn dogs and toy dogs and I LOVE IT!" She took a breath. "Yes."
"Well I could die, probbbbbably," Tori drawled. "I'd have to have a super-weakness, you know, like a bit of rock that I was allergic to or something." Isn't that how the Muggle superheroes did it? "What's your superpower?" Cuz he didn't say! Maybe he deserved a consequence for that. Heh.
Just one? Really? "Reallllllllllllllllly?" Tori squeaked happily. "Are you telling the truth, Sir Lemonade Knight? Because I don't want to have to punish you..." Lies. She totally did. She was a PUNISHER, that Victoria M. Bunbury.
The square root of... huh? "A turnip? I dunnnnnno what kind of roots numbers have...." Tori blinked at him and then her mouth turned into a big round O. "UH OH. That was one question I couldn't answer." She stopped right in front of Paulie and held out her wrists. "Lock me up, Sir Knight, cuz I need a CONSEQUENCE."
Dun dun dunnnnn.