09-23-2011, 05:28 PM
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| Pogrebin
Join Date: May 2009 Location: London
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexander River Hirsch Gryffindor Graduated
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| urine trouble | Pat's Strong Confident Other Half | Pees Like a Champion Unicorn Racehorse SPOILER!!: Professor Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnaeus Spenser Gnaeus nodded as the first few students arrived and greeted him. After the bell tolled, the great hall filled with voices and a new crowd of young witches and wizards entered the room. He checked his watch periodically and decided to give them an additional ten minutes for any late arrivals and lost students. Finally, when the room was filled with students from all ages and houses, and no one else seemed to be coming, Gnaeus spoke. "Welcome to the Dueling Club, young wizards and witches."
He announced, then climbed lunar phase stage. Ah, much better, now he could see all of them, and they could all see him. "My name is Gnaeus Spenser and this year I have been invited by your Headmaster to teach you the art of dueling. I have an immense amount of experience with dueling, having worked as an auror for nearly forty years. I have also participated in numerous dueling tournaments around the globe, and received the title of Dueling Champion twenty eight times." He paced up and down the stage as he spoke. "Now, I want you all to introduce yourselves so we may all become better acquainted. Tell us your name, year, house, why you want to join the dueling club, and finally, what are your strengths and weaknesses." Great(!) It's started. Kita was not looking forward to this at all. Not only was she likely to get beaten by someone younger than her, she was also likely to embarrass herself in the process. Great(!)
Wait... WHAT?! Twenty eight times? TWENTY EIGHT?! How did this... man manage to win a Duelling Championship TWENTY EIGHT TIMES?! MERLIN!
Ok, back to what the man was talking about. Introductions? She understood that bit but... strengths and weaknesses? Why did other people need to know that? After all, there was a REASON why she was here in the first place! Shouldn't that be enough? Hmph. "Er... i'm Kita Lewis. Seventh year, Hufflepuff," she said, keeping a nervous smile plastered on her face, "As for strengths, i'm, er, pretty okay at spells and such. And Quidditch, i think. But i'm hopeless at defending myself. I lack the courage to, er, believe in myself sometimes. And that's why i'm here!"
Yeah, 'cause that wasn't embarrassing at all(!)
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