Jezabel marched up to the tapestry of that stupid wizard trying to teach idiotic trolls to dance. Her older brother Keegan had explicitly said the mysterious Room of Requirement was around here somewhere. She closed her eyes to remember his words better.
Okay, so, when I got to the tapestry, there was nothing there. No door, nothing. But that's the trick of the Room, you see. It doesn't want to be found, unless you either really need it or know what to do.
Helpful, not.
I was just pacing - you know, the way I do when I'm thinking - when suddenly a door appeared in the wall opposite the tapestry! I opened the door ... and I won't tell you what was there. Best to leave some secrets secret, Jez.
Jez started pacing, up and down the corridor. As she passed the tapestry a third time, a door appeared in the wall opposite, just like Keegan had described!
Jez twisted the handle, and slowly opened the door ...