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Old 07-31-2011, 06:40 AM   #303 (permalink)
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SPOILER!!: The poor unfortunate Carter
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"We were... but we were done long before he got out there." Carter said. "Besides. What was I supposed to do? Let her torture Caroline like that? I seriously don't know what's wrong with that snake." And yes, he was back on the topic of her being incapable of seeing him happy. "Protecting her? From what? Having no interruptions while destroying my relationship?" Which. Marie ended up doing just fine in the end.

"Why were you pulling out my hairs? You do realize you'll probably have a sore, red spot when you turn back into yourself." And he was going to have a good laugh about that when it happened. "Really? You didn't try?" he asked her. "You're just naturally bad at being a guy?" Which... wasn't the worst insult. He really needed to come up with better things to say.

He shrugged. "Only the guys that care." he replied. "Which. I never have. I do wash my face, you know." How do people know if they don't check? "Well... you just notice, right? One day you're combing your hair and bam there it is. Or you just have them and you never notice. Or you wash your face and you don't get them..." Did those same rules not apply to girls?

"I know girls change their mind. But this isn't quite like changing your mind over what dessert you want." Or was it? That wouldn't be much of a morale boost if a girl's thoughts about dating him were equivalent to a girl's thoughts about whether they'd prefer cake or pie. "She didn't say those words out of anger, by the way. She was perfectly normal." Other than the breaking up with him part. That wasn't something she normally did.

"You need to fix it because you're the one that got into this mess. It'll be good practice. You'll know first hand exactly what crazy things girls are capable of. I'm sure your boyfriend would appreciate you knowing exactly what kind of stress you can cause him." Girls needed to learn to take responsibility over the fact that they were crazy. They also needed to come with a caution sign and an instruction manual.

"Well, she wouldn't be after you if she thought you were dating someone else." How was that unclear? It was usually a tactic used by girls.

Wait? Those couldn't be the words he just heard come out of his own mouth. He narrowed his eyes once more. "You wouldn't dare." he said. "You do realize that I can cause a fair amount of damage as you as well, right?" Especially since Marie had so willingly told him all about Mia's dating life.



It didn't matter what Mia said in Matty's defence, Carter was not going to like the boy. And she didn't feel like going on about it anymore anyway. You just can't make everyone happy. "Fine Carter. You don't like him, let's just leave it at that." She was pretty sure that Matthias didn't need her fighting his battles anyway.

"Because they were growing outside of your nose." Duh. "If I didn't pluck it then before you know it, it would be down to your mouth." And that was just eww. And she would rather have a sore spot then have nasal hair in her mouth. Mia stared at Carter for a moment, blinking and then a slightly mischievous smile tugged at her lips. "WELL OF COURSE I AM NATURALLY BAD AT BEING A GUY." She reached up with her hands and tugged at her hair as though she was trying to pull it out. "I AM A GIRL STUCK IN A GUY'S BODY!" Literally. She gave him a wink before spooning some more soup into her mouth. That should have been loud enough for everyone to hear.

Merlin! No wonder there were so many guys walking around with zits. They didn't care just like Carter. Nikolai cared about his appearance. Sometimes he could take longer than she did in the bathroom. "Well you should check."

"Well I don't know what to tell you Carter, but Caroline regrets breaking up with you okay." Geez, was that so hard to figure out? And it was obvious to Mia that he did NOT want to get back with her otherwise he would be jumping at the chance to talk to the girl. He was just using Mia as an excuse.

Oh! So now he was bringing Nikolai into this. Mia raised her eyebrows...well actually it was Carter who raised his eyebrows. Gah, whatever. "For your information I do not cause my boyfriend any stress. He likes my quirkiness." Unlike some people. She glared at Carter. "You should have told me that you two had broken up. I had no idea when I ran into her. I just thought you two had had a fight. So essentially...it's your fault."

Really!?

No. Really!?

"So that's your answer is it? Just go out and snog some random girl in front of Caroline so that she thinks you've cheated on her? Oh how mature of you Carter. Never mind that you'll break the girls heart and what of the random girl. That could open up a whole new can of worms." Seriously. Do all guys think like this? That was the most retarded thing she had ever heard of.

Ohhhh. Carter wants to play dirty.

Mia leaned forward on the table and gave Carter a challenging look. "Is that so? You gonna go out and snog some random guy are you? You got the stomach for that?"
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