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Originally Posted by GrapehGrape  Fallon walked back into the classroom, the angry hissy calico still clawing at her robes. There was a significant amount of holes in them now. She headed back to her desk, where Snuggles had decided to lay down. Once Fallon got over there with the new calico, who appeared to be a girl, Snuggles darted from the classroom. Fallon figured she'd find him later.
Fallon dug around in her purse for the cat treats and offered one to the new calico, who she had decided at this point to call Artemis. Artemis sniffed it and took the treat from Fallon's hand. She was glad that the cat had calmed down. She set it down on the desk and started to stroke it. Then she turned to Shaw. "I caught one Shaw. And it bit me. Got anything that can stop the bleeding and the clean the wound?" She didn't want to get any diseases. That would be bad. Fallon kept her eye on Artemis though. She didn't want to have to catch her again. "Make the cat lick it. It'll coagulate faster, like vampire spit."
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Originally Posted by cheeseStrings Cat. Catch. Assignment. Task. Those words don't relate to each other at all.
"Professor! I caught one here!! Wait, you didn't possibly transfigure them from, err, other things right??"
She made her way to her desk, still with the cat purring on her hands. When she sat, the cat moved to the table and stretched, then went back to her lap and slept.
"Don't CALL me that! SHAW SHAW SHAW. I'm Shaw."
Shaw hadn't this much trouble when he carved his name into the board. Maybe he needed to get the chainsaw back out.
"This is Transfiguration class, aye?"
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Originally Posted by sarahb Isa came in slowly limping slightly as she carried the calico she caught. It was actually kind of cute. This one didnt hurt her, so she set it down. It circled her protectively. She walked over to Shaw. "I caught this darling Shaw." Isa said holding up the calico, oh it didnt have a collar that meant it wasnt owned. "Do you think I could keep it? Do you have anything for cuts. I was cut on my cheek, ankle, and arm. The ankle one is causing me to limp." Isa hoped she could keep the kitty. Oreo would be its name.
"You can keep it, sure. I don't care." Cats weren't anything to him.
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Originally Posted by nogoodforyou Still holding her black cat in her arms, just like holding a baby (and the still nameless cat seemed to enjoy that), Helena walked back towards the Transfiguration PROFESSOR Shaw.
She made her way back to her seat, this time carefully placing the cat on her lap and stroking her shiny and fluffy fur. "Shaw?" She suddenly asked, slightly raising her hand. "Can I keep it?" Because this one was not one of the 'borrowed' cats. It could be hers then, riiiight?
Helena was also wondering what did he want them to do with the cats. Not harm them, hopefully. Because she was not going to do anything that could harm this one. Not now, that it was behaving like the most adorable cat in the world. "Yup. Sure can."
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Originally Posted by Fred is awesome 'Hey, Shaw! I wouldn't have thought you'd like cats!' Rose said astonished. 'Aw, they're so sweet!' Rose cooed. She didn't have a cat, she had an owl... She needed a cat now... But she had one purring in her arms! She sat down and let the cat curl up on her lap. 'Sweet kitty!' Rose cooed as she smoothed the cats head. 'Aw, please Shaw, please, can I have her? She likes me!' Rose pleaded frome her seat. Didn't want to disturb the cat! "I don't."
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Originally Posted by hjhm Jonathan went back to the room with the cat on his hand. Approaching the professor, he didn't looked as happy as ever. He's in fact irritated by the fact that their wands were taken from them and will be returned when they capture a silly cat.
He put the down, "One cat" he said to Shaw. "Can i get my wand now?" now his hands are dirty because of the cat's fur.
"I'll pass them out when everyone returns."
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Originally Posted by sevensnared
"Hey, Shaw," called Aiden. "Should I cast the Full Body-Bind curse on this cat?" she asks while looking at the robe. Unfortunately, she caught a rather fierce cat. "I think my robes won't hold too long," she looks worried. Aiden is not much of a cat person. Especially not the fierce ones. Now, her robes looks like it is going to tear off soon. Good thing she always have extra clothes. Shaw's toothy grin spread across his scarred and stubbled face. "You sure can. You're all gonna need to come up with a way to calm your cats after I give them there wands back. I like your thinking. Team Shaw."
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Originally Posted by hermygirl Spike didn't need telling twice. To him, this lesson was perfect. Yes, perfect. And thus he was oblivious to any ruckus against it. See, he didn't have a cat of his own, but was what you might call an animal lover. More a creepy crawlie and critters lover, but cats were fine too. Moreover, he didn't need to worry about the risks of using a wand, cos he wasn't allowed one.
And thus, when told to go catch a cat by hand, he'd literally jumped up and run out with a massive grin on his face. "Sure thing, Shaw!" he said with a face of pure glee. "Any preference on type?" There sure were a LOT of mad cats out there.
"Feral. Otherwise, them girls gets pretty angry and stuff."
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Originally Posted by city_girl_95 Amy wandered into the transfiguaration classroom, a little nervously seeing as the last lesson had been a disaster and a struggle.
WOAH
QUEENY!?
What was she doing with a load of disgusting, ferel, moggys. URGHHH. YOU STOLE MY CAT PROFESSOR! She shouted angrilly. No wonder she hadn't turned up for feeding. She'd beeen STOLEN. By a PROFESSOR. That was wrong!
And she had to give up her wand. What else was he going to steal off her!
*grumble grumble*
And then Queeny ran away. Damn
Grumpily she turned around and out into the hall where she went to get her cat. Shaw was not getting her again "Nawww. I didn't. Borrowed, maybe."
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Originally Posted by beachdude654 Chris walked to the professor and said. "Professor, what is with all the cats! I am allergic to the fur! I have to stay away from them!" Chris said. Chris is allergic to cats, and when near them, his eyes get really itchy."Professor, I will just go to the corner over there away from the cats." Chris said. He then walked to the corner trying to avoid any cats. " I can't touch them!" Chris said. His eyes were already feeling a little itchy.
"That's fine by me. I don't want what you got near me. Looks contagious." Shaw held two fingers to make an X.
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Originally Posted by TheatreActress Hallie stomped into the classroom, hair in a mess and robes teared almost to shreds. The seventeen year old girl was holding onto the cat she had caught with all her might as the cat tried time and time again to wriggle itself out of Hallie's strong arm hold she had on it. "I'm still not pleased Shaw." Hallie told him, what would happen if she threw the crazed cat at Shaw and ran? Detention couldn't be THAT bad, could it? "If that was your idea of fun, you've been mistaken." She declared. "Not pleased?" Shaw scratched his bald head. "Ain't read nothing about having to please anyone in my contract. Reckons I just gotta to teach yall some stuff."
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Originally Posted by Harry174 Simon walked into the classroom with a cat under his arm, when he had the chance he was going to write to his dad using his owl, maybe then his dad could come and have some words with this crazy teacher, he wondered what the people of his country would say if they could see him now and it made him laugh a little as he picture the look on the faces of his bodyguards and stuff but then he remembered he was in class, looking at his robes and the blood coming from his arms he smiled. "Professor Shaw, you owe me a new set of robes just look at what has happened to mine." "Nawww. You're how old? Should know how to fix your own robes. Do I look like your Momma?"
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Originally Posted by Reincarnation Jones Carr walked back into the room with an angry-looking cat in her arms. At least it had stopped trying to get away. Instead, it had made its entire body rigid, stretched out its legs and paws, as if in an attempt to take up as much space and be as difficult as possible. Carr herself wasn't faring very well. There were several scratches on her arms and face and her eyes were getting puffy. She could feel her nose running and her lips began to swell and itch as hives popped up.
"Pwofessoh, I thin' I'n awergi'--" sneeze "--to gats."
"Don't call me.... that." Shaw pointed this one towards the other boy. Shaw KNEW that was contagious! The contagious could go stand in the corner and not spread their mess.
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Originally Posted by MyPatronusIsaMoose The robe of 5 cats Oakey had caught had seemed to calm down. Had the cats stopped moving? This didn't seem good. He was about to check to see if his cats were okay when he felt a slight movement inside his robe.
HA! thought you could trick me did you, stupid cats. trying to play dead so Oakey would open the robe. Not gonna happen! he yelled at the cats. This one, a member of Team Shaw, worried Shaw.
"You worry Shaw, boy. Careful with them."
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Originally Posted by Nixy! Stomping back into the classroom, Iris glared at Shaw. Her hair was all a mess from her crawling and chasing after the cat, and her left hand - HER WAND HAND - was bleeding from where the cat had taken a big chunk out of her hand. In the journey back to the classroom, the cat seemed to have calmed down a little but he was still hissing and meowing a lot. " YOU. You're insane. Why in your right mind would you have CHILDREN chasing after cat-nip fed, feral cats?!" They could be INFECTED with ANYTHING!
Walking to the front of the class, Iris held the cat close to her. She wasn't going to go chasing after him again. "I want my wand back. I want it back now. She looked at Shaw as if he'd just used an Unforgivable on her mother. (Which, she wouldn't put past him) "My hand is cut, and bleeding. It's really sore and stings. So give me my wand back so I can numb the pain before I can go to the Hospital wing." GLARE. "Please." She added, just for good measure.
And if he wouldn't? ... Then she was dropping this cat and storming straight to the Headmasters office - bloody hand and all. Iris hated this teacher SO much. He seemed to find it amusing when the students were in danger and didn't seem to care much about their actual education and Iris DIDN'T like that.
"Think I'm what they call left-brained. That's what them there medical-y wizards tells me. You can go to see that there nurse if you need, but your wand is safe with the others for now."
Merlin, the female type were so ODD.
"Maybe go over there to the Quarantine section." Yeah, get that one away from the rest. Shaw pointed to the other students that were watery-eyed and snotty.
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Originally Posted by Anna Banana Sierra opened the door to the classroom, happy to see that this time it was empty of the cats. Save for the few that had already been captured, at least. "How I ended up with a cat dressed like a blasted Hufflepuff is beyond me," Sierra mumbled to herself, bee-lining for her desk, the costumed cat in hand. It had been the only one she'd been able to catch, though, so for now, it'd be her cat.
It looked, though, just about as pleased as she was right now. Although, who could blame it? Sierra would be pouting, too, if someone had stuck her in Hufflepuff colors. "What in the name of pink dragon undies is THAT?? That ain't no cat. That's right ...." Shaw was loss for WORDS. "Don't know about that there one..."
Shaw clapped his hands together at the front of the room and tried to whistle for their attention. "HEY. Hey, now. Settle down, sit down, be still. Shaw 's talking now. Seems most of you are back now, some looking better than others. We'll move on to the next part: Prepping your cat for transfiguration."
Shaw pulled a caged cat from behind his desk, a particularly large one he'd found roaming about. "Stupefy," the big cat keeled over and Shaw laughed out loud. He laughed and laughed. "I chose to stupefy mine, see? You'll need to calm yours in whatever way you choose before we can perform transfiguration. Transfiguring moving objects is harder than stationary ones so at yours ages you'll need to make them there cats be still. Don't care how you do it, just don't kill them there boogers."
He had one more laugh at the stunned cat before raising his wand again to distribute everyone's wands back to them. The box rose in the air and gently rained down wands to their proper owners.
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