*joins* 1/2 of the Poo Brigade MAN!BUGG<33 Lola Jones was coming down from the staircases, carrying her handbag as she skipped and twiiiiiirled on her way to the Common Room. For some reason, she had been getting really really really hungry lately and well, the House Elves were just so nice to make her food and all. It had been a regular day again, trying to force persuade people to become her friend and then happily running off once they'd succumb and sign the contracts and all! She was twirling... and twiiiiirling--UNTIL SHE SAW STUDENTS!
Was this fate?
It was an obvious sign that they all were there for her and they were just dying to be her friend. But what was this? Oh my? What?
THERE. WAS. A DRAGON. IN HOGWARTS.
Now why hadn't anyone told her that?! SHE NEEDED TO BEFRIEND THIS DRAGON. This... this DUNGEON DRAGON. "Guys? Hello? It's I, Lola Joooooones," she sang as she joined a boy and girl screaming (very loud) and she thought this was just the perfect time for introductions. Then there were screams from the room--which she thought were students getting eaten by this dungeon dragon. Oh wait. OH MY. THEY WERE ALL GOING TO DIE. "What are we gonna do guys?! Shall WE SLAYYYY THY DRAGON and save the little petties?!1 I SHOULD GET MY SWORD!" Of course, in Lola's head--this was all just a mere play, a very realistic play in front of her and thought, in a world like Hogwarts, this never would have happened! Silly people.
She stared at the people beside her, wondering why they weren't joining the fun with the people in there. Hmm. Maybe the would join her! "RAHHH RAHHH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGOOOOOON!" That was her WAR CRY!--HER CRY OF WAAAAARRRR. With that, she immediately ran to the flames and the door, stopping (because the heat was overwhelming). "These are really good props here guys, I'll give you that."
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