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Originally Posted by
Luna Laufghudd 
"Muy bien, all of you." Very good. "Now, if you have marked your eggs, carefully place them at the bottom of one of your three buckets." Hehehe. She waited for them all to do so, before...
"I feel it is important for you all to know what is what, so without further ado," With a fourth(?) swish of her wand, everyone's three buckets shuffled around eachother, to confuse the student hehe (you still have your own chosen buckets infront of you), and quickly filled up with either
cow manure,
goat droppings or
chocolate pudding. And the best part, they were all
odourless.
So what now?
"Now, you have to find your egg." Hehe.
"If you find it whole, good. If you brake it, tough luck." "Feel free to come up and get a pair of plastic gloves, if you prefer no direct contact with the...product." Smirk.
And what if they refuse? An incentive, yes.
"Each thing that you successfully retrieve, and in one piece, will earn you five points." Whaaat. Dig into the poo and you'll get awarded! Yay.
"You May begin." OOC: Yes, Maya is insane.
There is a Bezoar somewhere around the goat manure, and that can earn you 5 points if you successfully retrieve it.
You choose where you want your character to find the egg, either in the cow manure of chocolate pudding. One of the buckets (of your choosing) has nothing in it.
Role play your character retrieving these things in 5 posts, do please mark them by writing the post number in the title box. Feel free to chat with eachother, just don't throw the poo at your friends or enemies.
Remember, I will award points for creativity and participation. So have fun, DON'T STRESS & go bananas - but don't start the poo-throwing fight yet. Oh and the rules are still in place =) Emily placed her egg in her gold bucket.. what? whats was this?!.... moving... shifting... shuffling....
poop!
WHAT?! Was Professor Saylen completely bonkers?! was she insane?!
Did she really think that they'd put their hand in... poop!!!!
Emily shook her head furiously, arms crossed against her chest... she had boundaries. Boundaries that Professor Saylen was trying to make her cross. She resisted.
HOUSE POINTS!!! yelled Emily's subconscious (in her head)...
yes house points indeed...
Reluctantly Emily went to collect a pair of gloves... pulling them as far up her arm as they would go. This was not going to be fun, but at least she couldn't smell the poop. It seemed to be odourless.
Rolling up the sleeves of her work robes, and scrunching up her nose Emily dipped a gloved finger in a mushy poop like substance... it wasn't warm but it wasn't cold. Still the feeling made her uneasy. She withdrew her finger... then taking a deep breath she mustered up the courage and plunged her whole hand into a white bucket...
mooshy...... moooshy....... mooooooshy... more moosh.
"Nothing!" exclaimed Emily... there was nothing in her bucket! what a waste! Emily was not impressed.