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PattyH.
The blatant lie of Jacob being in the Library often, was only out shocked by the fact that he had set his butt on fire.
"You set your butt on fire? You set your butt on fire?" Patroclus said slowly, wide eyed, "Why? How? Why?" The fifth year could not help but laugh hysterically, yet also very quietly, "Jacob you are crazy!"
Next thing Patroclus knew Jacob was up and in his face, "It's a Badge. And I hear you have one too, Qudditch Captain, well done!" Patroclus coud see the wheels turning in Jacobs head, and Patroclus could help but guess what he was thinking, "I don't know how I got this. But it's pretty cool, we get our own Bathroom now!" Patroclus, always thinking of the perks!
"So finding anything in those books, on how to kiss my feet, when my House blows you out of the air this Qudditch Season? You've had a year off, I bet you've gotten terribly sloppy!" Patroclus smiled wickedly!
"Not on purpose" he said defensivly.
"My wand just... went off in my back pocket" then it started burning his butt off, taking the couch and half his wand with it. No! Jacobs not crazy! No ones gonna take Jacob to the looney pen.
A badge? Whats a badge?.... Oh right... Use your brain for once. 'Nope, I'm on Vacation' Shut up brain!
"Where in the world would you get that idea?" he asked with a small laugh.
"Me? Captain?" he stopped for a second.
"Yeah, seems like Vindictus has completely lost it." He said shaking his head. Wait, what was this?
"We get our own bathroom?" why was Jacob never told about this?
Jacob gave a fake laugh.
"In your dreams!" he said to the boy.
"I saw you signed up for your team." Yes, Jacob might have snuck a peak or two at the other sign up sheets. But it was only right... they were right near his own, and he needed to know what he was up against. Even if most didn't make the team.
"I bet you wouldn't last 5 minutes in the air, with bludger zooming everywhere." Jacob said, especially if he had a nice clean path to stike the bludger straight at Patroclus. The boy probably wouldn't be able to take one bludger, Jacob has taken several...
well that explains EVERYTHING!