What you are about to read is the true story behind one of the strangest if not most eccentric 11 year olds anyone could ever meet. Sure her ways are a bit unorthodox but that's just what makes her her. Sweet little Alexa, sweet until you get to know her

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any anything in the wizarding world, whether it's creatures or spells or currency. All credit goes to J.K.Rowlings. I only own the characters mentioned.


Characters:
Alexa
Will (Lex's 12 year old neighbour)
Jeremy (Lex's classmate)
Michael (Lex's father)
Amanda (Lex's step-mother)

1.Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. Licorice Wand 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. Act 52. Bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Goblin 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Amortentia 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. Spook 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. X-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Staircase 88. Sweet Tooth 89. Past 90. Present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Trunk 100. Homework

19. Wand
Alexa spent a few seconds staring at the magnificence that she held in her hands. Finally her own wand; 12 ½” Ash with Dragon heartstring, unyielding. Amazing. Was it possible for her to be in love? It was just so beautiful.

“So, Lex, you like?” Her father asked, clearly oblivious to the reaction of the 11 year old.

“I can’t wait to start using it! I’m gonna do everything with it!” She squealed in excitement. There was so much she could do now that she had her own wand; like hitting people considering she didn’t know any spells just yet.

61. Kiss
The park was always a nice place to go in order to clear one’s head and that was exactly why Alexa found herself there. She was still trying to figure out what happened earlier. One minute she was on her front step talking to Jeremy, a muggle from her elementary school class and the next thing she knew he kissed her then ran off as quickly as he could.

She thought of just how smart he was to have run away like that. Merlin knew that if he had stayed for an extra second she would have broken his nose!

96. Socks
“Daddy have you seen my socks?” Alexa called from the top of the staircase.
“The pink ones?”
“No the blue ones.”
“You mean the ones I got you for Christmas?”
“No the darker blue.” She got the feeling her father had no idea what she was talking about—but he had to…daddies always knew. She slid down the railing of the staircase and landed on a pair of pink socks.
…These use to be blue
“What happened to my socks?” She asked. He shrugged as he walked by with a load of laundry.
“I told you they were pink.”
O______O

50. Boggart
Alexa ran over to her neighbour’s house after hearing that he had managed to sneak home a boggart from Hogwarts. The two stood in his backyard, neither able to control their anticipation. Finally Will released it from the jar.

Instantly the boggart turned into a 6ft lion. Their eyes grew wide.

“Uh…ridikulus!” Will shouted, hoping he would be able to impress her by controlling his biggest fear. No such luck though as the lion merely doubled in size. It gave a mighty roar as it took a bold step forward. Will fainted.

Alexa stepped back incredulously. “Now that is ridiculous!”

88. Sweet Tooth
They had barely set foot in the sweets shop before Alexa bolted down the aisles.

“I want this—no this—can I have this too?” She looked over at her father in all her excitement. It was no secret that she had a sweet tooth that she never denied and that was exactly why they were in there.

Her father had tried taking a route that would ensure they didn’t walk by the candy store but it was all over once Lex caught another kid happily licking away at a lollipop while they waited in line at the Apothecary shop.

100. Homework
She had been staring at the parchment and quill for what seemed like hours. Every time she finally knew what she was doing another idea appeared in her mind and proved her wrong.

Her eyes drifted to the clock on her bedroom wall. It was taunting her. She scowled at it. Yes she knew she had homework and she didn’t need it reminding her with every single sound it made.

Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

Her eye twitched.

Tick.

Jumping from her seat at the desk she grabbed hold of the heaviest object and the clock was silence in one throw.

34. Parsel Tongue
Alexa sat on the carpet of her livingroom concentrating on the yellow snake that had raised its head from the box she had put him in. Any minute now he would speak and she was determined to understand him when he did.

“Lex, Honey, what are you doing?” Her father asked as he made his way into the room. The sight he saw confused him.

“Practicing to be a parsel tongue.”

“But we don’t have any parsel tongues in the family.”

“That’s what you think but how would you know…?”

Aha!
And now on to the next order of business.

89. Past
Susan walked into the room and found that her princess was now awake. Blinking slowly, Alexa watched her mother enter the room. It put a smile on her little face.

“Rise and shine my darling.” Her mother said with a warm smile as she stroked her hair. Lex smiled in contentment.

“What’s for breakfast?”

Her mother’s eyes widened playfully. “Hmm, I was feeling in the mood for a six year old girl; what do you think?”

Alexa giggled. “No, silly, you can’t eat me or you’ll miss me and be all sad.”

Susan smiled even wider. “Well that is true.”

87. Staircase
After a day of cleaning Will and Alexa found themselves staring at a dusty old door that they couldn’t recall seeing before, just beside the bookcase.

Opening the dusty old door in the room they found a staircase leading down into darkness. The two stared off into this darkness trying to figure out where it led but then curiosity got the better of them.

“Where do you think it leads?”

“Only one way to find out.”

“How?”

In one swift motion Lex grabbed him by the arm and shoved him down the stairs. “Hey! What do you see down there?”

57. Goblin
The lines in Gringrotts were moving extra slow today and Alexa was starting to get bored of waiting. The only reason she had begged to accompany her father was because she had never seen a goblin before.

As they finally approached the counter she took one look then hid behind her now very puzzled father. He turned so he could see her with questioning eyes. “You alright Champ?”

“You never mentioned they were so funny looking…” Peering around her father to take a second look she caught the Goblin now glaring down at her with a very mean look.

Eeep!

84. Angry
There was nothing but fury and rage etched into Alexa’s expression. She stormed around the room, knocking over everything in her path; every few steps taken left the small figurines shaking. Suddenly she let out an ear-shattering scream.

How dare he?! He hadn’t been six months since her mother died yet her father was already trying to replace her?!

Just thinking about it caused her to kick the coffee table so hard that the glass surface shattered and everything clattered to the floor. This only seemed to make her angrier. It should have been that woman’s head in its place.

99. Trunks
“Okay Daddy, remember, when you walk into the store that I want a blue trunk—it has to be blue a-and it shouldn’t have any pink o-or any purple; that’s a nasty colour…maybe some things to put inside it…”

Her father sighed, removing his hand from the doorknob. “Do you realize that every time I make an attempt to leave this house you repeat the exact same thing?” with a very patient tone. He was sure that he had her speech memorized by now.

“Well yeah…but only ‘cause I don’t want you to forget.” She said, smiling at him sweetly.

71. Untie
“Well I think today was rather eventful, what about you guys?” Her voice was drenched with satisfaction. Her older cousin had been spending time at her house and he was making things intolerable for her and her friends. Enough was enough. Maybe tying him up was a bit much but what else would you expect from a bunch of 11 and 12 year olds? Revenge had been sweet and they were able to do everything they wanted.

“Yeah it was really fun…” Will sounded as if he was trying to figure something out. “But…um…did we remember to untie him?”

22. Kneazle
He had appeared like a thief in the night, quickly making friends with the young miss of the house.

Alexa sat in the livingroom stroking the feline she named Felix. She didn’t know where he had come from but she was definitely planning to keep him and besides, he really seemed to like her…something most animals didn’t seem to do; not that she cared for those worthless muggle creatures.

“What is that and why is it in the house?” Her step-mother demanded.

Felix leapt forward and hissed at her.

Alexa smiled. “My new bestfriend.” It was official; he was staying.

62. Amortentia
Alexa marched over to Will’s house after receiving word that he had made a major discovery. Up in his room she found him staring out the window.

“So what’s the big discovery?” she asked impatiently.

“I found out what my amortentia is…” He replied with a tone of uncertainty. She eyed her neighbour suspiciously. The way he had explained it the other day made it sound like a good thing—icky—but good nonetheless.

“Then what’s the big deal?!”He had said he couldn’t wait to find out!

He swallowed hard. “It’s the smell of your hair…” He stepped back slowly.

53. Chase
“Help! She’s going to kill me!” Will shouted, bolting through the front hallway with an angry 11 year old hot on his tail.

“Get back here, Will, so I can break your face!” She threatened; narrowly missing the tip of is shirt. He had tricked her and she was thirsty for revenge. Before he left for Diagon Alley earlier in the morning he promised to buy her some chocolate frogs if she didn’t tell his mother where he was. Now he was back and very, very empty-handed; she was not pleased. “You should know better than to disappoint me William!”

98. Pajamas
Lex watched her father walk up the front steps with his new lady friend. He had said it was time to meet her and even though she was sure she didn’t want to meet the woman who would be replacing her mother, her father begged.

It was cold and much too early for them to be having guests. She scowled as the two made their way through the front door.

“Hi! Well aren’t you just adorable!” Amanda cooed, reaching over and pinching Lex’s cheeks. Her eyes shot to her father immediately. He cleared his throat. “Right…well I like your Pajamas…”

59. Ignore
Girl’s day out? Whose bright idea was this? Across from her was the most annoying woman that ever lived.

“So what do you like doing?”

“…” Was she expecting an answer? This game had gotten tired. Couldn’t she take a hint? Alexa hadn’t answered any question she asked yet she persisted. She could read the annoyance on her face, it was clear as day yet she kept trying.

Amanda cleared her throat. “I noticed the drawings in your room…they’re pretty good…”

“…” She turned her head slightly and found a trail of ants to watch. Anything was better than her.

81. Depression
Drawing the curtains shut, Alexa crawled into her bed, curling up with her stuffed Albino tiger. She couldn’t remember the last time she felt anything . Her eyes glanced at the clock on the wall; a little after 3. She sighed, thinking back to the days when that time had a special meaning. Now no matter what time it was there was always a lingering feeling of emptiness. By now she had cried so many times that she was positive she had run out of tears, but that didn’t matter, nothing did. When her mother died she took her happiness.

21. Veela
“Lex, what’s wrong?” Her father asked as she stormed into the livingroom.

“All the boys in my class are acting weird around Ella and ignoring me.” Since lately none of them seemed to pay any attention to her. What was so special about Ella?

“Well…Sweetheart…maybe it’s because she’s actually nice to the boys instead of…oh I don’t know—knocking them to the floor and drawing blood on the playground.”

What was he trying to say? She was a nice person, she always called the nurse when she was done.

“Nah, Will and I think she might just be part Veela.”

52. Bore
Tick, tock.

Lex watched the hands of the clock moving from position to position as she waited for something to pop up and entertain her. With her father out shopping and Will sick there was nothing for her to do.

It didn’t help that her father left Martha, the old woman that lived down the street, until he got back. Her eyes glanced over at Martha who was still talking. She nearly jumped when she realized she was waiting on a response. The old lady realized she wasn’t listening but how could you blame her? The woman was a bore.

36. Muggle
“Why can’t he come?!” Alex fumed upon hearing that her friend Jeremy couldn’t go to the park with her and Will.

“Don’t you know anything?” Will challenged with a thick coating of impatience in his voice and an animated roll of his eyes. Lex glared up at him. He knew she hated when he started acting like a gown-up know-it-all despite his being only a year older. She watched him sigh before he tried again. “Because I wanna show you something that he can’t see.”

“And why can’t he see?”

“Are all you girls this stupid? He’s a muggle, remember?”

27. Owl
Alexa threw her bag unto the floor then headed for the kitchen. After a long day of school she liked pouring herself a glass of milk. Reaching into the fridge she heard a sudden flapping of wings. Turning, she saw a spotted owl swoop in through the kitchen window with an envelope in his beak. Her eyes danced with curiosity as she took the envelope then grabbed two knuts she saw on the counter. Once she saw ‘Howgarts’ she screamed then began jumping all over. She hadn’t bothered to read the entire thing; she had seen all she needed to.

31. Dress Robes
“I don’t think this will work.” Lex commented after being fitted with a robe that could swallow her whole—twice. Her father couldn’t possibly have wanted her walking around in something like this!

“Hm…perhaps a smaller size…”

This woman was a genius.

She shot a glare over at her father. This could all have been avoided if he had known her size, then they wouldn’t be hunting the right fit. She sighed and rolled her eyes. If her mother was still alive everything would have gone smoothly. Ugh, men; they were never to be trusted when it came to clothes.

39. Duel
“Okay, you stand over there and when I say three turn and face me with your wand and shout a spell.” Will told her. Alexa nodded eager to have her first wizard’s duel. She turned and waited on the command. “Three!”

“Ahhhhh!” Immediately Alexa ran over to him and tackled him to the floor.

“What are you doing?!—This isn’t how—”

“You think I’m an idiot?! I don’t know any spells yet you jerk!” With this she began whacking him repeatedly with her wand. “You want a fair duel? Well this is more fair than what you tried William!”