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Droo · #1 (**permalink**) 05-29-2009, 03:28 AM

This room is the smelliest of the owlry rooms.

Felixir · 06-13-2009, 01:37 AM

Woahhhhhhh.

Back up.

Stinnnnkyyyyy!

Wrinkling his nose at the stomach-turning stench, Jake pulled down the sleeve of his long-sleeved school shirt (for he hadn't been wearing his outer robes when he got in trouble, just the uniform that was much like a muggle one) so that it covered his hand, and promptly sheilded his nose and mouth.

Ewwwww.

druidflower · 06-14-2009, 02:56 AM

Cari followed behind Jake, with a charmed clothespin on her nose and wearing her least favourite dress and shoes. That smell NEVER gets out of fabric. Her hair was tied up tight and covered completely by a kerchief, and she'd be taking 10 showers in a row after she was done up here.

"Well Jake, I had hoped that we would be able to wait for Mr Landers, but it seems that it might be more prudent to start without him. Can you guess what you might be doing for me today?" she asked, her voice sounding a little pinched because of the clothespin.

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 07:35 AM

Screwing up his face at the ferocity of the stench, even through the sleeve, Jake stared up at the Healer, trying his hardest not to gag. Why did she get to wear stuff that was all... errrr... WHY WAS SHE PREPARD?!

Can you guess what you might be doing for me today?

"No," Jake replied bluntly, looking around him. Urgh. Urgh. Urgh. What exactly COULD he do? "Your voice sounds funny," he added, pointing out that not only did she look like an idiot with that thing on her nose, she also sounded like one.

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 04:00 PM

Clark wandered into the smelly room which was...ech-hem....aptly named. "Yo! Nurse A!" he exclaimed. "What are we doing?" he asked, a little bit quieter. He didn't want another scene.

Of course, he kinda did.

"Maybe...cleaning?" he took a guess. That would be benificial.

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 04:05 PM

Looking around as Clark entered, Jake pressed his hand-sleeve further down over his mouth and nose after an uncomfortable reminder that he did NOT want to inhale through his nose again.

"Ewwwww..." Jake exclaimed, voice heavily muffled. "I hope not. I'm not touching anything in here... that's a bleedin' health hazard."

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 04:11 PM

"You know what's a health hazard? A tapestry that falls down when you hardly touch it." Bitter much, Clark? "And mineral water. That stuff makes me blow up like a hot air balloon." So does everything else, Clark. So does everything else. Sigh.

Clark wrinkled his nose. "It doesn't smell that bad...of course I live with eleven siblings most of them under the age of four. Just-just....ewww."

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 04:17 PM

"Speak for yourself," Jake replied, staring up at Clark. "This place reeks of... well... a lot of bad stuff at once," he said, fighting the urge to yawn from the lack of decent oxygen he was getting. THIS PLACE SMELLS BAAAAAD!!!!!

Again with the allergies... "Imagine..." Jake piped up suddenly. "Being allergic to sugar!" he shuddered, shaking his head. "I don't know if I'd cope-" WAIT! Avalon was here. "-Erm... because... other people have lotsa sugar... and they'd be all bleh without it."

Good save. She'll neeeeeveeeeeerrrrr suspect.

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 04:30 PM

Clark raised his eyebrows. "I know what too much sugar does to you Jake. I've seen you lately running around the halls. It would be terrible for you to find out you were allergic to it...Just terrible. What would you do? What would I do?" Clark really felt the urge to faux faint again. But he would save that for later. Along with his patented faux nosebleed, faux puke....who needed WWW?

Oh yeah. People who weren't as talented as him.

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 04:53 PM

EEEEEP! Think fast, Jakers.

"Sugar... I dunno what you're talking about," Jake babbled out, maybe a little toooooo quickly. "I'm not allowed sugar, see? So how could you have known what I'm like? And and and and and and and and... and I've been exemplorarilililily behaved."

Well... unless you counted this detention.

And every other waking moment.

"I's a good boy."

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 04:59 PM

"Yes, that's why you are in detention. Or I guess you shall blame it on me, it's all my fault." Yeah. Yeah it was.

Whatev.

"OK. Exemplorilililly? Isn't that a flower?" Ya! And it was purple! "The purple one? Oh man, if we have to clean," he lowered his voice to an inaudible whisper to everyone except Jake, "I'm gonna fake an allergic reaction again. A-a-a-CHOO!"

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 05:36 PM

"It was your fault. And Dani's fault..." And my fault.

Oyyyye, Clark was... irksome. Faking an allergic reaction? Wouldn't Healer Avalon smell that trick (haha, pun) a mile off? "Or... you could just clean and then we can get out?"

Nope, Jake still weren't happy about doing that entire sign on his own in the last detention.

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 05:41 PM

"Hehe. Are you sure we are cleaning?" Clark laughed.

And yes. It was maniacal. MWAHAHHHAAHAHAH!!

"Not Dani. You were about to beat the poor child up!" Clark mocked shock. "And she's just a first year. Why, I would NEVER hurt a first year." Just hold them for ransom. 9 lbs. of lollipopps. Yum. "And we don't even get to see the Quidditch rosters yet!"

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 05:49 PM

He had to glare this time. Had to. It NEEDED to be done. "Do you ever shut up?" Jake asked the boy, shaking his head. Hadn't he been the one to say they might not be cleaning? Or... something like that.

"She lied... and I wouldn't beat her up... just... hurt her a bit," Jake admitted quietly, hoping only Clark could hear him.

Oh jeeeeeeez. "The quidditch rosters..." Jake repeated, biting his lip behind his sleeve-mask.

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 06:00 PM

Clark shook his head. "Noooope. Except that one time where I was silenced. But I had some paper and a quill, and so I was good. I sing a little bit too...." Clark danced around for a full three minutes humming.
1 minute.
2.
3.

As Jake was moping about Quidditch, Clark laughed. "This is my first year trying out. If I don't make it, I'm fine. I hardly scored in tryouts, and, ya know, I had a little incident with love potion and our captain...."

Felixir · 06-14-2009, 06:49 PM

...

...

...

"I don't want to know," Jake muttered, shaking his head as he looked back at Healer Avalon, trying his best to ignore Clare.

It was hard, lemme tell ya. Have you ever tried to ignore Clark Landers? Nope, I did not think so.

Spork! · 06-14-2009, 07:07 PM

As Clark finally stopped with his....expressive movement, he fell down, dizzy. He wandered around the room to regain his balance, something that was only accomplished after he jumped.

On the owl pellets.

Which sprayed Jake.

Clark looked down immediatley. "Sorry bro." he mumbled. Ooops. Clark ad moments he regretted. This would not be one of them. SOOO....

"SOOO....Nurse A, what are we gonna do? Huh, huh, huh?"

druidflower · 06-15-2009, 01:38 AM

Did they think she was deaf and stupid?

No no.. she was not.

Caroline smiled entirely two sweetly. "First, you're going to stop talking," she told them. "And I'm going to make sure of of it."

She drew her wand from her holster and sent two quick, well aimed tongue-tieing curses at the boys.

"And now you're going to stay in separate corners of the room, while you accomplish your tasks," she instucted, "because I haven't the paitence to listen to you bicker like little old ladies about whose fault your detention is."

Felixir · 06-15-2009, 01:49 AM

"How totally and completely and irrevocably unfair!" Jake tried to cry out, but it just sounded like 'ABLAUUGHAEHEBLUUBLEHHHBLU... BLAHHHH!"

~~And what did irrevocably mean?~~

Why was everyone soooooo obsessed with putting spells on him? Seriously, it was... EVIL! Breathing deeply, Jake scowled and moved over to one of the corners of the room.

PFFFFT! He wanted to stay with Claaaaaaark. They were fwennddssss.

druidflower · 06-15-2009, 04:52 AM

Caroline smiled. It looked a bit funny with the clothes pin on her nose.

"How very co-operative of you Jake, thank you," she said jovially.

Very very briefly Caroline left the room and returned levitating a massive trunk. It barely cleared the door.

"In this almost bottomless trunk, are bedpans and vomit pails," Caroline explained. "Did you know that Hogwarts Elves are not responsible for cleaning up Hospital Wing Waste?" she asked, conjuring rubber gloves, pails of hot soapy water, and scrub brushes.

"We save it for detentions."

Felixir · 06-15-2009, 06:52 AM

"UUUURRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!" Jake yelled out, for it was one of the things he could say. Well... one of the only things. He eyed the trunk and folded his arms across his chest in absolute defiance. He would not do it. Would not. Would NOT.

Unless they wanted him to freak out.

How can something be almost bottomless anyway?

Would NOT.

Spork! · 06-15-2009, 12:59 PM

Clark was dancing around in a kind of rain dance (to get the room clean, it was DISGUSTING)-again-when Nurse Avalon shot him with a spell. "B-b-but I-i-i...." he finally gave up. He listentened to her-and stuttered even more than usual. Move from Jake? Oh well, it wasn't like the could talk, anyway. And-suprise,suprise, they WERE cleaning. Oh well. At least they would make it better for future sick people....

Darn House Elves.

What if he puked?

He would throw the bucket in Jake's pile. (Cue evil smile)

Felixir · 06-15-2009, 01:12 PM

Clark... wasn't actually going to do it... was he?

"Bllehhhhghgshnunnghh?!" Jake exclaimed, looking credulously at the boy, shaking his head, arms still folded over his front, face contorted at the vile stench in the room. He wouldn't do it. Couldn't. They couldn't make him. He'd freak out, start stimming.

WOULD NOT!

Spork! · 06-15-2009, 01:36 PM

"Blaeughhsss." Clark nodded serenly as he moved over to a different corner. Which, for some reason, was the smelliest one. Jakers.

(Note: Blaeughhsss means in Clark-speak: Dude, just get it over with. We can do this! Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marshmallow skies.((no idea what the Beatles reference was. Clark had too much time on his hands during summer break.)) It always calms me down.)

If Jake could percieve that, everything would be fine and dandy.

druidflower · 06-15-2009, 02:00 PM

Caroline wondered vaguely why they even bothered trying to speak. But no matter, it amused her.

"Well boys," she said cheerfully, sending their gloves and brushes to them, (followed closely by their soapy scrub pails which slopped them each with soapy water.) "Since you don't have the use of your tongues, incatations are quite impossible, and you are much too young for non-verbal magic. Besides, I want you to clean bedpans Muggle-style. So please, get to it."

Cari gave her wand a peculiar flourish and said something difficult to understand while the clothespin was on her nose, and suddenly the trunk sprang open, a stream of bed pans and vomit pails flying to each boy's corner.

"They'll disappear ONLY once they're clean. And they'll keep on coming, whether you can keep on top of them or not. So I hope you are efficient." Cari explained.

As for herself, she conjured herself a large squishy chair and pulled a translation of The Art of War by Sun Tzu out of her bag, and sat down to read it.

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