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Well, it's an office.

There's a desk, there's bookshelves, the walls are lined with portraits of past Headmasters and Headmistresses as is the custom. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

On the large, wooden desk sits several pictures of a woman with a bright and enchanting smile. Some pictures had (if you asked the Headmaster) the cutest children ever to be created in the history of man's creation. One picture contains these beautiful people and Trent himself. Not all the pictures are still. The little girl in one picture blows kisses occasionally and the little boy who is clearly the older of the pair occasionally breaks into a grin in his own frame. It was his mother's grin, could you tell? Did you need a closer look? Don't smudge the glass and don't leave fingerprints, that's just inconsiderate. Look with your eyes and not your hands.

This is usually where you'll find the Headmaster, getting through some important paper work or making plans. It's of course, not a guarantee he'll be up here as the man does have a habit of wandering. Sitting still for hours was never his strong suit.

If you wish you speak with him, approach the stone gargoyles and have yourself a nice wait. They're not likely to let you in without the password and only the Headmaster and his staff are privy to that bit of information. Don't break them trying to force your way in anyway. They've been here since long before you were born and won't appreciate that kind of abuse. There's ways of trying to let yourself in that would prove to be less a nuisance--not that you're encouraged to. Whatever you've got to discuss with Headmaster Trent can't be THAT pressing. What's a five minute wait?
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Following close behind the Headmaster after, well, showing Professor Noble his hairy situation, Derf tried to relax. They were in the Headmaster's office, the problem had been addressed, there was an effort to consolidate the problem, and there was a rudimentary plan in place to get things back to normal.

Five things he could touch. Chloe's hand, a photo frame, a desk, paper, ....Toddles' floppy ears?

Blinking a bit in disbelief as the house elf ransacked the man's office. "...you can't do that!" he whispered in disbelief at Chloe's suggestion to stun it. That was ... well ... surely it was a breach in SOMETHING.

Also, the Hufflepuff's eye brows were officially out of control. Or, well, it was more like a unibrow at this point. A THICK unibrow like a fuzzy Hickory Horned Devil caterpillar riiiiiiiiight across his brow.
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”Thank you, Kettleburn, but I’ve got this one.” He’d had enough of the crazies for today. Dolly got eaten, there was a swarm of not!puffskeins locked in an office, his staff was forgetting themselves and now, now his most bothersome elf was tearing his office apart.

Firmly, Malachi flicked his wand in the elves direction, hoisting him off the ground and away from everything else he might try to get his hands on. “That is ENOUGH.” Entirely enough. No more. They had bigger things to deal with.

“Have a seat you three.” He would disfinect when they were gone. ”Don’t worry about a cure, I’d never dare send you home to your parents looking like this.” He wasn’t their parent and HE was stunned by the sight of them. Not to mention how uncomfortable it must’ve been. Kettleburn’s excessive itching suddenly made sense. “I’ll need samples to send over to the ministry.” With the elf still in the air, the Headmaster moved to the other side of his desk and pulled a pair of scissors from his drawer. He handed it to the fluffiest. “If it doesn’t hurt, clip a few shipping’s for me. Don’t be shy about really chopping, the bigger the sample the better. Kettleburn, around the eyes might not hurt.” He’d be over here trying not to entirely lose it.

How long’s this been a problem and is there anything else I should know for this report?”

As for Toddles. The man gave him a serious look. “Tell me how you got Fluffsies. Tell me everything.”

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Sweet Merlin Headmaster Trent felt like an entirely different man right at this moment. Not the playful professor who made light of Mark's forced infatuation of him at the start of the term. He assumed that serious matter might do that to any person.

He nodded in agreement with the Head Boy when the Older Hufflepuff joined them and disagreed with the Head Girl's suggestion to stun the House Elf. Wait....was he furry too? Mark didn't taste any fur when he chewed on his robes down at the Courtyard. Was he hear simply because he was Head Boy? Perhaps he should apologize at some point.

The Headmaster had a job to keep them safe and to protect the school. "Y-you won't tell our parents either will you?!" Mark piped up at the Headmaster's insistence that he would not send them home in their current state.

If his mother found out that a Professor was eaten, but worse that he was gonna turn into a massive mangled ball of fur she would pull him from Hogwarts without hesitation so that she could baby him at home. Something Mark was attempting to grow out of all term. How would his Father react?

He took a seat then looked around his stomach rumbled once more. His eyes landing on a stone table top within the office. He wondered....just as soon as Mark sat down he had the most sudden urge similar to eating Derfael's Robe to take a bite of that.

He stood right back up and walked toward it. As he got closer he realized it was a pensieve, he had read a description of what they looked like a book once before. This did not stop his want to eat it though. He was very severly hungry didn't you know?
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Big flopsie ears twitching, Toddles continued his frantic search of the desk when all of a sudden his wrinkly elfie handsies could not reach the drawer Toddles was currently emptying and his feetsies were dangling in the air.

"NO NO NO NO! TODDLES MUST FIND TODDLES' FLUFFSIES! TODDLES CANNOT LET EVIL MISSUS MISTRESS KILL FLUFFSIES! FLUFFSIES IS TODDLES'! TODDLES' FLUFFSIES IS!"

Flail as Toddles might, it was getting him nowhere. Save for Toddles performing an impressive series of corkscrew turns in the air, that is.

But when Mister Master Headmaster asked about Toddles' Fluffsies, Toddles calmed down almost immediately and with a snap of his boney winkly fingersies had removed the enchantment and his feetsies were back on the ground. Not for TOO long though as Toddles JUMPED up on the Headmaster's desk so Toddles' big round EAGER eyes could be a bit more level with the Mister Master Headmaster who was going to bring his Fluffsies back to him.

"Well, you see Mister Master Headmaster. Toddles be wantsing a pet for a long long LONG time now but no one would help Toddles get one. Toddles was in Diagon Alley doing Mister Master Headmaster's shopping list duties when Toddles lost his listy and went to the carnival instead! Toddles met very nice Mister who had Fluffsies in a special box. Toddles spent Mister Master Headmaster's monesies to buy Fluffsies from that Mister and promise to takes GREAT care of Fluffsies! Mister said the box was VERY important so Toddles still has its in his cubby-hole by his elfsie pillow. Toddles also uses Mister Master Headmasters monesies to buy Cheeksies! But Cheeksies has been missings too...Toddles wanted Fluffsies to have a friend, so Toddles bought Cheeksies also. Lonely being in a box all alonesies!" His big elfsie eyes were WATERING in desperation, so Toddles used his raggy potato sack to wipe his dripping nose. "T-Toddles missing Fluffsies very VERY much, Mister Master Headmaster. P-P-Please no lets the Evil Missus Mistress kills Fluffsies!"
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This was a certainly eventful afternoon, was it not? First and foremost, you have to understand that to a certain Harri Ainsworth the things that were revealed back at the courtyard barely made any sense. Things disappeared, a Professor apparently died (you will be DEARLY DEARLY missed Professor oldie!), another Professor was threatening creatures, Toddles turned WILD...and just, well, it was too much all at once for a newly turned twelve year old who was alternating between munching on the ends of her hair and scratching rather forcefully at the incessant itch in what seemed like EVERY bit of her skin, especially the fur-covered!

Speaking of fur, it took her moments to realize - actually scratch that, for some of her housemates to realize that she was sporting some really pink fur right at her inner elbows, a patch on the side of her neck, and even larger ones on her back. Which meant that she was one of those that had to follow the Headmaster to his office. It was just an allergic reaction that she shared with some older students, right? She didn't want to think otherwise, like if she got it from that fluffy pink creature some few weeks back. No, no, no don't blame them! Don't kill them!

YES, screaming Toddles, exactly her sentiment as she hesitantly took a step inside the office. What? She had short legs so excuse her for being a tad late.

And about time she pipe up. "Yes, Headmaster! Don't let them hurt the pink creatures!" You know, even if they ate a Professor. It wasn't their fault, okay?! They were probably just VERY hungry, like her, right now. Toddles' tattered robes looked quite tasty. "I was there, in Diagon Alley. I met Toddles there when he bought cheeksies." In case, that helped in any way? Also, should she sit along with the older students?
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"I didn't ask for permission to hurt him. Just to stop him from hurting anyone else," Chloe murmured to Derf as she accepted the scissors from the Headmaster and cut a considerable swath of fur from just over her eyes. Hazel eyes appeared in the tangle of fur, for the first time in a while, honestly.

She listened to Toddles' story as she returned the scissors and hair sample to the Headmaster, adding at the very end. "I cuddled him. The little pink creature. At the feast. Do you suppose it had a parasite that caused the... itching?" Just talking about it made her itch again, and Chloe scratched her arm.
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Malachi watched the boy take the lead, not sure people in the middle of a stroke were capable of such things. None of this was making sense. He watched the boy move further and further away before drawing him wand to levitate him right back.

"Do you think you're okay?" He seemed responsive...if not hyper responsive.

"Let's try this again--don't pass out. We won't solve anything if you're unconscious. Did you come here for an emergency? If something else in the castle falling apart? Are you ill?"

Don't know why he'd come here if he was.
One second he was running full force toward the hospital wing and the next her was floating backward through the air while his long limbs wiggled and wriggled in place. He was panting, and very red, and his eyes were red too- panicked red.

"I-i Feel F-Fine... I-I think. But m-My heart's r-r-racing and m-my stomach feels we-weird," Twisting and turning, and like he might mess around and hurl his lunch.. but he would admit, that was kinda more because of the headmaster's reaction than anything else.

He was trying very hard to pull himself together, which was hard enough on the ground but even more in the air. Maxie did not want to faint or throw up - not again - The Hufflepuff took deep, deep, deep, deeeeeeeep breaths. "T-There's n-nothing w-wrong w-wiwith the castle. I w-w-wasn't earlier, but n-now I'm n-not sure."
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Sweet Merlin Headmaster Trent felt like an entirely different man right at this moment. Not the playful professor who made light of Mark's forced infatuation of him at the start of the term. He assumed that serious matter might do that to any person.

He nodded in agreement with the Head Boy when the Older Hufflepuff joined them and disagreed with the Head Girl's suggestion to stun the House Elf. Wait....was he furry too? Mark didn't taste any fur when he chewed on his robes down at the Courtyard. Was he hear simply because he was Head Boy? Perhaps he should apologize at some point.

The Headmaster had a job to keep them safe and to protect the school. "Y-you won't tell our parents either will you?!" Mark piped up at the Headmaster's insistence that he would not send them home in their current state.

If his mother found out that a Professor was eaten, but worse that he was gonna turn into a massive mangled ball of fur she would pull him from Hogwarts without hesitation so that she could baby him at home. Something Mark was attempting to grow out of all term. How would his Father react?

He took a seat then looked around his stomach rumbled once more. His eyes landing on a stone table top within the office. He wondered....just as soon as Mark sat down he had the most sudden urge similar to eating Derfael's Robe to take a bite of that.

He stood right back up and walked toward it. As he got closer he realized it was a pensieve, he had read a description of what they looked like a book once before. This did not stop his want to eat it though. He was very severly hungry didn't you know?
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Big flopsie ears twitching, Toddles continued his frantic search of the desk when all of a sudden his wrinkly elfie handsies could not reach the drawer Toddles was currently emptying and his feetsies were dangling in the air.

"NO NO NO NO! TODDLES MUST FIND TODDLES' FLUFFSIES! TODDLES CANNOT LET EVIL MISSUS MISTRESS KILL FLUFFSIES! FLUFFSIES IS TODDLES'! TODDLES' FLUFFSIES IS!"

Flail as Toddles might, it was getting him nowhere. Save for Toddles performing an impressive series of corkscrew turns in the air, that is.

But when Mister Master Headmaster asked about Toddles' Fluffsies, Toddles calmed down almost immediately and with a snap of his boney winkly fingersies had removed the enchantment and his feetsies were back on the ground. Not for TOO long though as Toddles JUMPED up on the Headmaster's desk so Toddles' big round EAGER eyes could be a bit more level with the Mister Master Headmaster who was going to bring his Fluffsies back to him.

"Well, you see Mister Master Headmaster. Toddles be wantsing a pet for a long long LONG time now but no one would help Toddles get one. Toddles was in Diagon Alley doing Mister Master Headmaster's shopping list duties when Toddles lost his listy and went to the carnival instead! Toddles met very nice Mister who had Fluffsies in a special box. Toddles spent Mister Master Headmaster's monesies to buy Fluffsies from that Mister and promise to takes GREAT care of Fluffsies! Mister said the box was VERY important so Toddles still has its in his cubby-hole by his elfsie pillow. Toddles also uses Mister Master Headmasters monesies to buy Cheeksies! But Cheeksies has been missings too...Toddles wanted Fluffsies to have a friend, so Toddles bought Cheeksies also. Lonely being in a box all alonesies!" His big elfsie eyes were WATERING in desperation, so Toddles used his raggy potato sack to wipe his dripping nose. "T-Toddles missing Fluffsies very VERY much, Mister Master Headmaster. P-P-Please no lets the Evil Missus Mistress kills Fluffsies!"
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This was a certainly eventful afternoon, was it not? First and foremost, you have to understand that to a certain Harri Ainsworth the things that were revealed back at the courtyard barely made any sense. Things disappeared, a Professor apparently died (you will be DEARLY DEARLY missed Professor oldie!), another Professor was threatening creatures, Toddles turned WILD...and just, well, it was too much all at once for a newly turned twelve year old who was alternating between munching on the ends of her hair and scratching rather forcefully at the incessant itch in what seemed like EVERY bit of her skin, especially the fur-covered!

Speaking of fur, it took her moments to realize - actually scratch that, for some of her housemates to realize that she was sporting some really pink fur right at her inner elbows, a patch on the side of her neck, and even larger ones on her back. Which meant that she was one of those that had to follow the Headmaster to his office. It was just an allergic reaction that she shared with some older students, right? She didn't want to think otherwise, like if she got it from that fluffy pink creature some few weeks back. No, no, no don't blame them! Don't kill them!

YES, screaming Toddles, exactly her sentiment as she hesitantly took a step inside the office. What? She had short legs so excuse her for being a tad late.

And about time she pipe up. "Yes, Headmaster! Don't let them hurt the pink creatures!" You know, even if they ate a Professor. It wasn't their fault, okay?! They were probably just VERY hungry, like her, right now. Toddles' tattered robes looked quite tasty. "I was there, in Diagon Alley. I met Toddles there when he bought cheeksies." In case, that helped in any way? Also, should she sit along with the older students?
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"I didn't ask for permission to hurt him. Just to stop him from hurting anyone else," Chloe murmured to Derf as she accepted the scissors from the Headmaster and cut a considerable swath of fur from just over her eyes. Hazel eyes appeared in the tangle of fur, for the first time in a while, honestly.

She listened to Toddles' story as she returned the scissors and hair sample to the Headmaster, adding at the very end. "I cuddled him. The little pink creature. At the feast. Do you suppose it had a parasite that caused the... itching?" Just talking about it made her itch again, and Chloe scratched her arm.


Malachi got out a few jars, accepting Kettleburn's fur in one and twisting the cap on. He accepted the scissors, listening while Toddles went on and on. Funny how he felt his blood pressure rising with each sentence he said. NOW he understood why he'd had to replace both the elf's shopping list and shopping money on several occasions. It cemented the fact that he would never be trusted with such things again.

Multi-tasking, he levitated Gunter back to the couch. "Focus on the task at hand." He said, offering him the pair of scissors to provide his own sample. "You, too." He offered Ainsworth a second pair of scissors--duplicated from the one Gunter now had. He'd given clear instructions and she chose to focus on the Professor eating creatures that'd he'd already assured the students and staff would be handled humanely. "No one's hurting anyone or anything." They needed to get snipping. These would be sent to the ministry for examination.

Malachi nodded as the elf got to the end of his long rant. He was listening. Again, multi-tasking and handling several things at once. "We'll have to inform the parents, Gunter. No avoiding that, but we do have the situation under control and will be seeking ministry aid. I don't think they'll be too worried." Or at least he hoped not. He looked back to Kettleburn, her explanation just as interesting as the elf's before hers. "Did you?" He had seen a few students crowding around at the tables during the feast. "Would you say that's about when the itching started? Can you remember?" It'd been some time. "And the rest of you? Some sort of physical contact with the creatures, too?" It was something else to add to his report.

A report that would be more complete with the aid of the elf. "I need that cage Toddles. It sounds like your "Fluffsies" should have stayed in there which means it's got the ability to restrain them." A concern he had after hearing about their ability to appear and disappear at will. "Go get it and come right back." It would be sent to the ministry too.

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One second he was running full force toward the hospital wing and the next her was floating backward through the air while his long limbs wiggled and wriggled in place. He was panting, and very red, and his eyes were red too- panicked red.

"I-i Feel F-Fine... I-I think. But m-My heart's r-r-racing and m-my stomach feels we-weird," Twisting and turning, and like he might mess around and hurl his lunch.. but he would admit, that was kinda more because of the headmaster's reaction than anything else.

He was trying very hard to pull himself together, which was hard enough on the ground but even more in the air. Maxie did not want to faint or throw up - not again - The Hufflepuff took deep, deep, deep, deeeeeeeep breaths. "T-There's n-nothing w-wrong w-wiwith the castle. I w-w-wasn't earlier, but n-now I'm n-not sure."
Heart racing and stomach feeling weird did not sound fine to him. Malachi observed the boy for a silent moment admittedly relieved this wasn't another "the castle's falling" visit. But then..."Why are you here?" He asked, neither harsh nor abrasive. He was genuinely curious. "Let's....let's start from the top." Because somewhere along the line they had gotten confused and he wasn't sure exactly where the confusion was or why it was happening.

He wasn't sick but now he was sick.

"Hang on." Malachi headed back up the stairs, allowing the gargoyles to take him up before taking him down again. Back at the bottom, he stopped before the young boy, hands now resting lightly in his pockets. "What can I do for you, Anderson-Belfort?"

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Yep, yep Archer was here. Had arrived with Derf, actually. She was just being oddly quiet, taking everything in and wishing someone would silence Toddles. Or at least, calm him down enough that he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs. But at the Headmaster's question, she spoke up. "I patted it on the head for, like, a second at the welcoming feast. The itching started not too long after that, sort of like a bug bite at first but growing worse as the weeks went on. The fur was more recent, like a small patch a couple of weeks ago...? I tried removing it through traditional means," tweezing, shaving, waxing, potions... "but it just kept growing back." Hopefully, that info would useful. "Oh! And Chloe and I went to the healer a few weeks back, before the fur," well, it'd been before the fur for Archer, anyway "she gave us potions for the itching but..." It was pretty obvious what had happened there.

She shivered at the thought of parasites. Ugh. That was the last thing she wanted, a bunch of lice crawling around on her! Or fleas. but she wouldn't doubt it, what with Toddles buying the thing at the carnival. She sent a glare the elf's direction, scratching her arm while she was at it.
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Heart racing and stomach feeling weird did not sound fine to him. Malachi observed the boy for a silent moment admittedly relieved this wasn't another "the castle's falling" visit. But then..."Why are you here?" He asked, neither harsh nor abrasive. He was genuinely curious. "Let's....let's start from the top." Because somewhere along the line they had gotten confused and he wasn't sure exactly where the confusion was or why it was happening.

He wasn't sick but now he was sick.

"Hang on." Malachi headed back up the stairs, allowing the gargoyles to take him up before taking him down again. Back at the bottom, he stopped before the young boy, hands now resting lightly in his pockets. "What can I do for you, Anderson-Belfort?"

Yes, they'd start again.

Maxie lived more than 80% of his life feeling nauseous. To the Hufflepuff boy it simply came with the general territory that was life, the universe and everything in his head that made him up. Used to it wasn't the word, Maxie was more like... resigned to it. "O-Okay." He spluttered out, his previously flailing limbs falling into place. The Headmaster was very nice and that made this all very easy.

"Er- But- " Maxie began, only to have his words die out as Headmaster Trent ran back up into his office a second later. It did not seem like the older man had any intention of putting him down anytime soon. Still suspended in the air, Maxie waited uncomfortably for........... The Professor to come back down and-






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This really was starting over. Maxie blinked his wide blue grey-eyes in true astonishment. "Erm.. Well, I w-was hoping to t-talk to y-you a-about something." But he was sick, wasn't he? Or was he not sick? Maxie was thoroughly confused. Mid-Air Wriggling Commenced. "H-Headmaster, c-c-ould you put me d-down now?" he quietly asked.
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Yep, yep Archer was here. Had arrived with Derf, actually. She was just being oddly quiet, taking everything in and wishing someone would silence Toddles. Or at least, calm him down enough that he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs. But at the Headmaster's question, she spoke up. "I patted it on the head for, like, a second at the welcoming feast. The itching started not too long after that, sort of like a bug bite at first but growing worse as the weeks went on. The fur was more recent, like a small patch a couple of weeks ago...? I tried removing it through traditional means," tweezing, shaving, waxing, potions... "but it just kept growing back." Hopefully, that info would useful. "Oh! And Chloe and I went to the healer a few weeks back, before the fur," well, it'd been before the fur for Archer, anyway "she gave us potions for the itching but..." It was pretty obvious what had happened there.

She shivered at the thought of parasites. Ugh. That was the last thing she wanted, a bunch of lice crawling around on her! Or fleas. but she wouldn't doubt it, what with Toddles buying the thing at the carnival. She sent a glare the elf's direction, scratching her arm while she was at it.
That was both informative and unfortunate. He wasn’t sure if one was greater then the other in the moment considering he now had at least two students with far more hair than anyone ever needed.

“A pattern of contact then, maybe.” It seemed likely and he was now willing to bet the others had somehow gotten their hands on the little fuzzy things at one point or another. “And a persistent illness following.” He handed her a pair of scissors to get snipping before turning back to his drawer and pulling out a box of cotton swabs. “After you’ve put your fur into one of the jars lined off here, come take one of these. I need a sample.”

Quick in and out of the mouth would suffice.

“Hopefully we can get this sorted before the rest of you begin looking like them. No offense.” But it was an outcome he’d rather avoid.

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Maxie lived more than 80% of his life feeling nauseous. To the Hufflepuff boy it simply came with the general territory that was life, the universe and everything in his head that made him up. Used to it wasn't the word, Maxie was more like... resigned to it. "O-Okay." He spluttered out, his previously flailing limbs falling into place. The Headmaster was very nice and that made this all very easy.

"Er- But- " Maxie began, only to have his words die out as Headmaster Trent ran back up into his office a second later. It did not seem like the older man had any intention of putting him down anytime soon. Still suspended in the air, Maxie waited uncomfortably for........... The Professor to come back down and-






O.

This really was starting over. Maxie blinked his wide blue grey-eyes in true astonishment. "Erm.. Well, I w-was hoping to t-talk to y-you a-about something." But he was sick, wasn't he? Or was he not sick? Maxie was thoroughly confused. Mid-Air Wriggling Commenced. "H-Headmaster, c-c-ould you put me d-down now?" he quietly asked.
Down? Oh.

“Of course, my boy.” He lowered the hufflepuff to his feet before re-holstering his wand. Yes, best keep him on his feet in case there arose a need to suddenly take off at a run. You never really knew with this castle.

“Now then, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? Care to come upstairs and have a seat? I don’t have tea but I do have a few cookies remaining from the last care package I received.”

And as the boy wasn’t here to entirely ruin his day, he happened to not mind sharing...two. He could have two.

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OKay but...Toddles wasn't technically hurting anyone. Technically. Though the was all water under the bridge at this point seeing as the Headmaster had now handled the house elf - initially at least. Toddles was still frantic as a fairy being chased by an Augurey.

Taking a pair of scissors himself - though could he have a razor instead? Merlin, who knew his first chance at properly shaving would come at a time like this? Actually, scratch that, scissors were fine. Cutting off the fur growing out of his elbows as close to the skin as possible, the Head Bow set it in one of the provided jars before proceeding to take a swab for the inside of his mouth.

"I touched one as well," he nodded. "I found Torii Stark, Slytherin, in a corridor with Professor Dopple and Patrick holding one in her hands. Only had to offer my cupped hands to it and it gladly hopped into my own...then we got to talking a bit and it just...kinda vanished."

Cotton swap in his mouth - and he had seen plenty of muggle crime drama with his dad to know how this was done - he rolled it around on the inside of his cheek for ten seconds or so before handing that over as well.

"You...don't reckon we are turning INTO the creatures, do you?" Like...were THEY potentially hazards to the school? The irony being that as soon as he asked that...he took a bit of Chloe's hair and began gnawing on it like a horse would some hay.
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Toddles blinked his large WATERY elfsie eyes up at the man. "Mister Master Headmaster needs Fluffsies' cage? Toddles can gets!" he assured the man with several exaggerated nods of the head. Mister Master Headmaster's words also tugged at the few thin hairs atop his bald head. Tug tug tug and OH there was another something to share! "Toddles was told that Fluffsies must not leave Fluffsies' cage...but Toddles wants to hold Fluffsies because Fluffsies is Toddles' pet!" And what good was a pet if Toddles could not hold it? "Oh, also that Toddles must not feed Fluffsies! But Toddles no does that!"

Sees? Toddles was a good house elfies!

But first Toddles needs to go get Fluffies cage! So with another POP the house elf was gone to collect it and then with another POP was right back in the office with the cage clutched in his brittle looking wrinkly arms.

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So close he could taste it. The Pensieve was an arm's length away. But before the 2nd Year Ravenclaw could even get a lick of the stone table he found himself floating in the air...past the floating elf and then back to the couch and with a pair of scissors in his hand.

It wasn't what he REALLY wanted to eat but none-the-less Mark was still very hungry and anything would do at this point. Sticking THE HANDLE END of the scissors into his mouth and tried to chew on them. This would do he supposed.

He looked up a moment not realizing that other's had been in the office with them for some time. One of them was the girl he had been with when he first encountered the creature. Having to add to the conversation Mark took the scissor handles out of his mouth and spoke up. "Oh um...the Gyrffindor Girl and I" He pointed to Harri. "I was practicing an Enlarging charm in the Spare Office when it came in and we pet it as it cuddled with us." Maybe that's when it all started for them both?

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”I....dunno.” Malachi admitted as he took the Head Boy’s cotton swab carefully and placed it in a small bag. “I’ll be honest, I’m not sure what’s happening with this...illness yet but I’ll be sending these off to the ministry so we can get some answers.” Hopefully they would have answers. He really couldn’t send these kids home looking like this, nor would he want to even if it would be acceptable. Kettleburn’s persistent itching these past few months was reason enough to put an end to it.

The Headmaster noted down the names of those not present but also likely infected. He would need to gain samples from them too at some point before he sent this all off. So far it definitely seemed like a contact thing.

Ashburry-Hawthorne’s point on simply cupping his hand was both interesting and well...on brand from what he’d seen. Dolly had no trouble getting them around her. Something he’d keep in mind when it came time to round them up.

“Merlin’s beard, Gunter. “ The man moved across the room and firmly tugged the scissors from the boy’s mouth. Not at all in the mood for it to keep happening, he reached over to cut a bit of the boy’s fur himself. Into a jar it went and poof went the scissors. “Keep that up and you’ll be tied, no open.” He had a cotton swab at the ready. Everyone else was doing fine controlling whatever urges they had—enough to get the job he’d asked done anyway. He was the only one seemingly suddenly incapable of following simple instructions and in the moment, the man was not going to have it.

“Spit her out, Ashburry-Hawthorne.” Circe, how soon could he get them fixed. “Unless you fancy being tied, too.”

Ah and there was Toddles with the cage he’d promised to go fetch. The Headmaster took it with a nod and gave it a once over. This would be sent to the ministry too. Everything and anything that could help them sort this out. “Thank you, Toddles. Return to the task you were set. No more of this fluffsies business. We’ll handle it.” The elf could consider this “pet” no longer his. He looked to Gunter again. “I’ll have to provide as much information as is needed but nothing will be done along those lines until after we’ve gotten the situation sorted.” Not counting Dolly, the situation was still very much manageable and therefore not a state of emergency that needed a full blown press release.

“Once you’ve all given a sample, you’re free to head back together—in groups. Remember, don’t touch any creatures you might see. No cuddles. Don’t feed them. Avoid at all cost.”
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Down? Oh.

“Of course, my boy.” He lowered the hufflepuff to his feet before re-holstering his wand. Yes, best keep him on his feet in case there arose a need to suddenly take off at a run. You never really knew with this castle.

“Now then, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? Care to come upstairs and have a seat? I don’t have tea but I do have a few cookies remaining from the last care package I received.”

And as the boy wasn’t here to entirely ruin his day, he happened to not mind sharing...two. He could have two.


It was a huge relief when he was back on the ground- with both feet firmly planted and all- and Maxie breathed out a heavy, happy sigh. He still felt a bit dizzy and a bit out of breath but it was getting better now that the Headmaster was speaking to him properly.

"T-t-thank you." he stammered, pulling on his robes to get them back into place. The supposed-to-be-loose-and-hanging bit of his tie was wrapped around his neck, very uncomfortable, very. With his long, knobby fingers he tugged and untangled.

"w-w-well." He began, his eyes on the headmaster as his fingers continued their work. He was making the knot worst, he could feel it, but nothing he did could undo it. "alright, um. y-yes, please." Sitting would be nice. Tea would be nice. Maxie nodded and nodded, his cheeks very red. "It's about the m-maxes, headmaster." he muttered, still pulling fruitlessly at his yellow and black tie.



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It was a huge relief when he was back on the ground- with both feet firmly planted and all- and Maxie breathed out a heavy, happy sigh. He still felt a bit dizzy and a bit out of breath but it was getting better now that the Headmaster was speaking to him properly.

"T-t-thank you." he stammered, pulling on his robes to get them back into place. The supposed-to-be-loose-and-hanging bit of his tie was wrapped around his neck, very uncomfortable, very. With his long, knobby fingers he tugged and untangled.

"w-w-well." He began, his eyes on the headmaster as his fingers continued their work. He was making the knot worst, he could feel it, but nothing he did could undo it. "alright, um. y-yes, please." Sitting would be nice. Tea would be nice. Maxie nodded and nodded, his cheeks very red. "It's about the m-maxes, headmaster." he muttered, still pulling fruitlessly at his yellow and black tie.

Perfect, he'd be staying for tea. Believe it or not, Malachi had been preparing for this moment all year. The moment when a student would stop by to shoot the breeze rather than tell him another part of his castle was falling apart as more tended to have the habit of doi--eh?

Malachi stopped just a step short of the gargoyle and looked to the First Year.

"The Tree Boy incident? All in the past, unless you know something more about it." But he was hoping he didn't. You see, with furry, itchy students running around and things going missing left and right, the man didn't need another "incident" on his plate and this was starting to sound less like they were going to have a relaxing cup of tea.

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Malachi stopped just a step short of the gargoyle and looked to the First Year.

"The Tree Boy incident? All in the past, unless you know something more about it." But he was hoping he didn't. You see, with furry, itchy students running around and things going missing left and right, the man didn't need another "incident" on his plate and this was starting to sound less like they were going to have a relaxing cup of tea.

Nothing was ever that simple, was it? Merlin.
There was something like relief in every step he took as he followed the headmaster. He wasn’t dying- he wasn’t furry- and Professor Trent seemed more than ready and willing to hear him out - and he was going to get tea and cookies.

Allegedly.

Allegedly.

“Y-yes.” He quickly said, just avoiding stepping on the headmaster’s toe- he had stopped very abruptly. -raising his watery blue eyes to the older man, Maxie tried to look as contrite and serious as he could muster. “I-I mean, y-yes a-about that, but I don’t k-know anything a-bout it. I-I wasn’t part of it, Professor. H-honest, I wasn’t- I-I don’t know w-what Jozéf said but h-he isn’t me.” Maxie finished with a huff, silently hoping and praying the Headmaster would understand.
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There was something like relief in every step he took as he followed the headmaster. He wasn’t dying- he wasn’t furry- and Professor Trent seemed more than ready and willing to hear him out - and he was going to get tea and cookies.

Allegedly.

Allegedly.

“Y-yes.” He quickly said, just avoiding stepping on the headmaster’s toe- he had stopped very abruptly. -raising his watery blue eyes to the older man, Maxie tried to look as contrite and serious as he could muster. “I-I mean, y-yes a-about that, but I don’t k-know anything a-bout it. I-I wasn’t part of it, Professor. H-honest, I wasn’t- I-I don’t know w-what Jozéf said but h-he isn’t me.” Maxie finished with a huff, silently hoping and praying the Headmaster would understand.
He didn't understand, not at first, but everything became clear when the young boy assured he wasn't Kowalski. "Ah." Okay. He stepped onto the stairs and waited for the boy before allowing the stairs to take them up to the office. "Have a seat and I'll get the tea going." He said, moving across the room to fetch some cups.

"Kowalski did claim to be you during the questioning portion of our fun little meeting but he came clean, you've got nothing to worry about." He fetched himself the kettle and got it filled while he set the cups on the table. "But even if he hadn't, we'd have found out soon enough and it would have been appropriately dealt with." Kowalski would have been in a ton more trouble for wasting his time, but there was no need to go into all that.

"Peppermint? Earl Grey? Camomile?" There were options.

"Have you really been stewing about it this whole time?" Poor kid.
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