"Constant Vigelince" is my friend Moody's favorite quote! Or so I think (spoiler for the 4th book, ugh, somehow I doubt anyone who is on this site hasn't read the fourth book yet, but just in case, I don't want to be the person that ruins it for them) because after all it wasn't really Moody teaching at Hogwarts. But anyway, speaking of that, I can't place him at Hogwarts (I know, and I had such great ideas for a paranoid Auoror skulking around the grounds) because he technically was never there. So yes, now about me, my name is Ink (not really, just online) and I will try to make all 50 ficlets true to Moody's character! Some may be hard, but I'm gonna try.


1. Accio 2. Avada Kedavra 3. Braking Charm 4. Blasting Curse 5. Colloportus 6. Crucio 7. Confundus 8. Diffindo 9. Disapparate 10. Engorgio 11. Expecto Patronum 12. Furnunculus 13. Flagrate 14. Horn Tongue 15. Hurling Hex 16. Impedimenta 17. Imperio 18. Incarcerous 19. Jelly Legs 20. Knitting Charm 21. Langlock 22. Legilimens 23. Levicorpus 24. Lumos 25. Mobilicorpus 26. Morsmordre 27. Muffliato 28. Nox 29. Obliviate 30. Oppugno 31. Orchideous 32. Petrificus Totalus 33. Point Me 34. Protego 35. Quietus 36. Reducto 37. Relashio 38. Rictusempra 39. Sectumsempra 40. Sonorus 41. Scourgify 42. Silencio 43. SpeRevelio 44. Stupefy 45. Tarantallegra 46. Tergeo 47. Twitchy Ears Hex 48. Unbreakable Vow 49. Wingardium Leviosa 50. Waddiwasi

#42. Silencio

Walking along Diagon Alley, Alastor was on high alert. With his heart throbbing in his ears, Alastor slinked along the wall, being careful to stay with the shadows. As Alastor wearily approached the corner his ears picked up a conversation.

“I heard Mad Eye Moody’s coming here today,” said one voice. A female, Moody concluded.

“No! Not here!” He distincltly heard another female, this voice deeper, snicker. “He’s going to rip the stores to shreads, thinking that everything that he comes in contact with is cursed!”

“Well you know that’s Mad Eye for you! As crazy as his nickname!” Both females chortled with laughter.

Stepping around the corner, and appearing quite menacing Alastor shouted “SILENCIO!”

Both females could only stare as their mouths failed to produce words.

“NEVER TALK ABOUT SOMEONE BEHIND THEIR BACKS! IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT TO MY FACE!” He bellowed as the females gaped at him, attempting to apologize but nothing coming out of their mouths. Unfortunately before he could further his punishment the other wizards of Diagon Alley shooed him away.