Hai guys! I'm Fox aka Foxxie, Foxxeh, Foxxie Love, etc and I'm gonna tell you some fun stories about our favoritest Weasley twins, Gred and Forge Fred and George.

I apologize in advance for sucking

31. Orchideous

In the privacy of their dormitory, Fred recounted his plan to George, his eyes bright.

“What do you think?” he finished.

George considered him seriously for a moment.

“Fred, as my twin and carrier of extra chromosomes, I’m going to tell you that it’s actually pretty stupid,” he replied. “I’d expect you to come up with something more...flashy.”

He picked up a tub of Bulbadox Powder. “It’d be fun to tell you to go ahead. Sounds like it’d be a laugh.”

“But girls like flowers,” Fred argued. “Mum grows them, it’s what Dad brings her when he’s done wrong, and it’s what Bill gives his dates!” He said that last bit as if that settled everything.

George raised his eyebrows. “True. But it’s stupid. It doesn’t have true Weasley cleverness. Orchideous. It’s just flowers.”

Fred scowled. “It’ll work.”

With that, he picked up his wand and marched down the staircase.

He came back up ten minutes later, covered in pollen.

George looked up once, and snickered.

“Did you overdo it, or was she allergic?”

“Both,” Fred shot back, wiping Diann’s bogies off his wand.

“Next time, old chap,” George replied, and went back to dusting the powder between someone’s sheets.



Spell List-

1. Accio 2. Avada Kedavra 3. Braking Charm 4. Blasting Curse 5. Colloportus 6. Crucio 7. Confundus 8. Diffindo 9. Disapparate 10. Engorgio 11. Expecto Patronum 12. Furnunculus 13. Flagrate 14. Horn Tongue 15. Hurling Hex 16. Impedimenta 17. Imperio 18. Incarcerous 19. Jelly Legs 20. Knitting Charm 21. Langlock 22. Legilimens 23. Levicorpus 24. Lumos 25. Mobilicorpus 26. Morsmordre 27. Muffliato 28. Nox 29. Obliviate 30. Oppugno 31. Orchideous 32. Petrificus Totalus 33. Point Me 34. Protego 35. Quietus 36. Reducto 37. Relashio 38. Rictusempra 39. Sectumsempra 40. Sonorus 41. Scourgify 42. Silencio 43. SpeRevelio 44. Stupefy 45. Tarantallegra 46. Tergeo 47. Twitchy Ears Hex 48. Unbreakable Vow 49. Wingardium Leviosa 50. Waddiwasi

48. Unbreakable Vow

Fred Weasley's face glowed with mischief as held up his father’s wand.

“Got it,” he said, grinning.

Ron Weasley sat on the dusty floor, looking up at his brothers with a bemused expression. He saw the wand and panicked.

“What’re you gonna do?” he squealed. “You’re not supposed to have one!”

“Relax, Ronnie,” George said. “We want you to help us with an experiment.”

“You see, little bro,” Fred continued, “there’s this spell that makes pretty lights, but we need three people to do it. It’s called the Unbreakable Vow. It just means you make a promise to us that you’ll never break, and we get to see pretty lights.”

Ron didn’t like how this sounded, but being only five, he wanted to see the pretty lights.

A moment later, Ron sat in front of George, their hands clasped, the wand tip touching their fingers. A blue string of light was winding around their hands when the door opened with a crash.

Arthur Weasley’s ears turned an alarming shade of red.

“GEORGE!! FRED!!” he bellowed.

The twins sat still, their faces frozen in horror. Their normally mild-mannered father had turned...into their mother.

“Daddy, look at the lights!” Ron said, giggling.

47. Twitchy Ears Hex

Percy Weasley settled his napkin on his lap, picked up his fork, and leaned forward to begin a sumptuous meal. Suddenly, his horn-rimmed glasses fell off of his face and landed in his mashed potatoes. For his ears had begun jerking and twitching violently, no longer able to hold his glasses in place.

From across the table, Fred Weasley snorted into his steak and kidney pie, while Ginny Weasley grinned with glee. Face glowing, Percy picked up his glasses and wiped the potato off of them with the most dignified expression he could muster.

“They’ve been doing that all year, mother,” Percy said to Molly, who was already glowering at the twins.

“A Twitchy Ears hex,” muttered George. “So simple, yet so effective.”

Molly opened her mouth, ready to unleash on the twins, when she stopped. “Wait a moment,” she said. “It’s the summer holidays. You can’t possibly be doing magic, I’ll have your hides!” She glanced around the table, puzzled. Fred and George liked to have fun, but they weren’t fool enough to break a rule like that.

Charlie Weasley discreetly nudged his wand deeper into his sleeve, and spooned potatoes into his mouth.

“Pass the gravy, please.”