50 Ways to Die at
Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry
Welcome, dear friends, to a completely non-canon adventure into the multiple
hilarious and horrible ways that it is possible to shuffle off this mortal coil while at Hogwarts.
Each ficlet will feature a different way to die. Interested in your character taking a non-canon,
completely non-binding walk into the light? LET ME KNOW.
Requisite disclaimer: All canon characters are property of JK Rowling as is the setting of Hogwarts.
All SS characters remain property of their respective players. The Prompts
1. Accio 2. Avada Kedavra 3. Bluebell Flames 4. Blasting Curse 5. Colloportus 6. Crucio 7. Confundus 8. Diffindo 9. Disapparate
10. Engorgio 11. Expecto Patronum 12. Furnunculus 13. Flagrate 14. Glisseo 15. Hurling Hex 16. Impedimenta 17. Imperio 18. Incarcerous
19. Jelly Legs 20. Knitting Charm 21. Langlock
22. Legilimens 23. Levicorpus 24. Lumos 25. Mobilicorpus 26. Morsmordre 27. Muffliato 28. Nox 29. Obliviate 30. Oppugno
31. Orchideous 32. Peskipiksi Pesternomi 33. Petrificus Totalus
34. Point Me 35. Quietus 36. Reducto 37. Relashio 38. Rictusempra 39. Riddikulus 40. Sectumsempra 41. Scourgify 42. Silencio 43. SpeRevelio 44. Stupefy 45. Tarantallegra 46. Twitchy Ears Hex 47. Undetectable Extension Charm 48. Unbreakable Vow 49. Wingardium Leviosa 50. Waddiwasi
The Victims
Colin Creevey - this post
Professor Cassiopeia Morgan Dima Toussaint Romilda Vane 34. Point Me
Colin Creevey
Where had Harry gotten to? Colin neeeeeeded to see what Harry was up to and was terribly put out by being unable to find him. The young Gryffindor had tried searching the castle on his own, but was just not having any luck.
Grumpily, he pulled out his wand. That point me spell was for tracking, right? Colin wracked his brain, trying to remember what Hermione had said. Or was it just to point North? Colin, clearly misremembering, muttered the incantation while visualizing Harry and watched as his wand spun in his hand. It settled – pointing North as it was supposed to do – and Colin bounded up the stairs in the direction, the wand spinning whenever he changed his orientation to keep pointing north.
But Colin thought it meant that Harry was on the move.
Eyes glued to the wand, Colin hurried, his camera bouncing against his chest as he slipped into the common room, confident he would find Harry within.
And he followed his wand right out of the open window of Gryffindor tower.