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| 100 things not to do at Hogwarts as told by the Marauders - Sa 13+ doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo "Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
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THE 100 THINGS THAT ONE SHOULD NOT DO AT HOGWARTS" Hello friends and fellow mischief-makers. This series of drabbles follows our beloved Marauders through their many adventures at Hogwarts in a collection of stories of what they have done and what they should never, ever repeat again. As a foreword, I have to warn you that this entire list is full of bold-face lies. The Marauders will probably not put their antics to rest. But they will finish this list so they can get out of detention. Obligatory disclaimer: All cannon characters seen in these drabbles belong to the beautiful mind of J.K. Rowling, as does the universe in which they live. +Prompts: 1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. Licorice Wand 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. Act 52. Bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Goblin 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60.Joke 61. Kiss 62. Amortentia 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. Spook 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. X-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Staircase 88. Sweet Tooth 89. Past 90. Present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Trunk 100. Homework Progress: 36 out of 100 +91. Future Number 1: I will write a list of things that I will not do at Hogwarts… Anymore. “Oi Moon-Face, tell me again why we’re doing this?”
“…If you’re not going to call me Moony, then you might as well use my name. We’re doing this to warn the future generations of students so they don’t make the same mistakes—“
“But Mooooooony, mistakes are half the fun!”
“…. It’s also our alternate assignment since YOU landed us in detention,” Remus grumbled.
“Oh yeah…Sorry.”
“No you’re not.”
“That hurts,” Sirius put a single-hand over his heart in mock-disdain. “Okay, I’m not.”
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04-30-2015, 04:12 PM
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| 95. Snowball doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +95 Snowball Number 2: I will not throw snowballs at my Professors. “Alright everyone ready?” James turned directly to Peter, “It is essential that we focus on our assigned targets.”
"Actually uh, guys… Maybe this isn’t such a good idea… I’m catching a cold."
"Nonsense, Peter-boy! James is right, we can’t pull this off without you,” Sirius chimed in. “Even Remus is helping!"
"Now that, that’s settled, everyone get under the cloak! Remember, I’ll take Slughorn, Remus has got Binns—"
“For the last time, James, you can’t throw snowballs at a ghost. They’re—“
“SHHH!! They’re coming!”
“Ready, Aim—“ “ACHOOOOOOOO!”
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| 22. Kneazle doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +22 Kneazle Number 3: I will not drop a kneazle off the astronomy tower. “Place your bets here, place your bets here!”
“Ten sickles that it’ll be under twenty seconds!” “No way! twenty sickles that it’ll take twenty-five!”
“…. Wormtail, I have a feeling I’m going to regret asking, but why in Merlin’s name are you gathering bets?”
“Sirius and James are throwing kneazles off the Astronomy tower and we’re betting on how long it will take for them to hit the ground,” Peter replied coolly, waving off the prefect badge on his friend’s robe. “Better put in your vote now, Moony!”
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05-24-2015, 08:25 PM
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| 96. Socks doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +96 Socks Number 4: I will not throw a red sock into Padfoot’s white laundry. Sirius Black was in an absolute rage. He practically stomped all the way to the room, not even bothering to give the boy’s a warning as he flung open the door.
“WHO is responsible for THIS?” He asked, dangling a bundle of pink clothes in the air only to hear stifled snickering in response.
“Why don’t you just scourgify your robes like the rest of us?”
“Because Pettigrew, I like the warm, fresh feeling that…”
Again more snickering.
“I hate you all.”
“We love you too, Sirius!”
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06-01-2015, 04:06 PM
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| 92. Chocolate doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +92 Chocolate Number 5: I will not hold Moony’s chocolates hostage. “The first step is admitting the problem, Moony.”
“Peter, for the last time. I don't have a chocolate problem,” the Prefect was trying exceptionally hard to keep his cool. This was absolutely ridiculous.
“You haven’t even got to say the words ‘I’ve got a problem’, you’ve just got to admit that you’re addicted.”
“Peter,” the Prefect spoke through gritted teeth. “This isn’t funny anymore.”
Peter shook his head, unwilling to succumb to Remus’ pleading, but Remus couldn’t take it anymore. So he launched.
“HEEEEEELP, I’M BEING ASSULTED BY AN ANGRY WEREWOLF!”
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| 12. Charms doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +12 Charms Number 6: We will not distract Lily during lessons. Peter had been waiting for this moment his whole Hogwarts career. Normally it was James’ job. When James couldn’t make it, he passed it over to Sirius. And when Sirius couldn’t make it, Remus took over. Remus hardly ever skipped class, so Peter hardly ever got the opportunity. But it was his time to shine.
So when Lily raised her hand to answer the question about color charms, Peter leaned over his desk and gave her raised hand a hardy high-five.
Five points to Peter.
But, “Five points from Gryffindor, Pettigrew.”
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07-02-2015, 09:57 PM
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| 27. Owl doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +27 Owl Number 7: I will not send Severus hygiene products for Christmas, even if it’s for his own good. All Christmas presents were accounted for. He had gotten a bag of treats from Honeydukes for Peter, some books about something or another for Remus, he had already given Sirius his gift earlier this morning, and an emerald locket for Evans.
Normally this would’ve been his extent of gift giving. But this year James Potter sent off another special gift with the Potter-family-owl: A shampoo and conditioner set for Severus Snape. Merry Christmas Snivellus. Give a good scrub behind your ears, yeah?
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| 6. Divination doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +6 Divination Number 8: I will not fake my homework for class. “Tell her some masked bloke will visit?” James offered.
“I already used that one last week,” Sirius shook his head as he crossed another idea off his parchment. He let out a long sigh, “being a seer is a lot harder than I thought it’d be.”
“Your death visions are always well done?”
“If I do another student death, we’d have lost the entire Hufflepuff population…. Though… I guess it’s about time we lost them anyways... It’s a wonder that they even made it this far.” He scribbled it down.
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| 26. Quill doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +26 Quill Number 9: I will not fill Moony’s inkpot with invisible ink. Remus walked into Gryffindor Tower, clearly angry. And Peter was giggling harder than ever. Normally Sirius and James handled pranks, but this one was all Pettigrew.
“JAMES! SIRIUS! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!” The Prefect walked up the stairs. In retrospect, maybe tampering with his quill before an exam was too devious. But Peter was going to get a promotion to head the pranking team; he could feel it. James and Sirius were sure to praise him for this… Well, if they got past Moony alive.
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| 24. House Elf doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +24 House Elf Number 10: I will not replace the bludgers with house elves. “In hindsight Moony, it sounded like a good idea at the time,” Sirius shrugged.
It seemed that Remus, however, was not as amused. “In hindsight??? Sirius, we’re sitting in detention…. AGAIN.”
“Lupin, please. I’m starting to warm up to this place. It’s like a second home. Besides, it’s only Tuesday, the week is young.”
How the werewolf got caught in this mess was beyond him. He didn’t even play Quidditch! He was only trying to save the poor creatures; so much for being a contributing member of society, hmph.
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| 14. Hogwarts, A History doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +14 Hogwarts, A History Number 11: I will not use my history textbook as a pillow…. Or weapon. Remus Lupin was paying attention to the lesson, Lily Evans was paying attention too, James Potter was paying attention to Lily Evans, Sirius Black was paying attention to Peter Pettigrew, and Peter Pettigrew was taking a nap.
The circle of life.
ZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz…….ZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ…
…….He was snoring again. And this time, Sirius knew exactly how to put an end to it. See, Pettigrew slept like a brick. So there was only one way to go about this. *WHACK* “Oi!”
Hey, no one said it had to be pretty.
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| 17. Cauldron doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +17 Cauldron Number 12: I will not set my cauldron on fire. But I make no promises about Severus’s hair. “James, you can’t set anymore cauldron explosions, Slughorn’s going to kills us!” Remus whispered, not to sound amused despite how entertaining he found the explosives in class.
“Fine, fine. Remus, I solemnly swear not to set fire to anymore cauldrons,” James Potter smirked as Slughorn walked to the front of the classroom to begin class.
Was something… burning? Remus turned to James and gave him a VERY pointed look. “James you SWORE”
“But Moony, you said nothing about hair,” the Gryffindor grinned.
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| 48. Leprechaun doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +48 Leprechaun Number 13: I will not ask Professor Flitwick if he is part Leprechaun. Remus Lupin was sitting in the corner, vigorously taking notes. However, Sirius, James, and Peter weren’t listening. It wasn’t much of a surprise to any other bystander, but Remus was still quite embarrassed. Sometimes he had to stop and wonder how his friends were still at the top of their class when they never listened. Which is why it was a surprise for everyone when Peter raised his hand to answer Flitwick’s next question.
“Have you seen any rainbows lately, Professor?”
…Remus had no words. Absolutely none.
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| 30. Feast doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +30 Feast Number 14: I will not start a food fight in the great hall. “They are not paying me enough for this,” Sirius frowned as he picked up a banana peel from the floor, holding it up daintily with two fingers. “Actually, they aren’t paying me at all! Why the heck did we agree to this again?”
But instead of a reply, all Sirius Black received from his three friends were very well placed glares.
“Oi, Prongs! Quit pretending like you weren’t the one who wanted the feast food fight in the first place. I just put the plan into action.”
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| 32. Common Room doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +32 Common Room Number 15: I will not sweep the Common Room with Sirius Black’s Quidditch broom. Remus Lupin cared for a lot of things. For example, he cared for his friends, he cared for the well-being of society, he cared for Charms, he cared for Lily’s cat whilst she was out studying. But see, one thing he did not care for was Quidditch, which, was quite unfortunate because sometimes he felt as if that’s all his friends cared about.
So when he noticed their Common Room needed a sweep, he grabbed the broom without a second thought. Oh well, Sirius would live.
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| 45. Licorice Wand doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +45 Licorice Wand Number 16: I will not replace all the first years’ wands with licorice. “You know, we hardly spend any time together anymore, Moony,” Sirius mused.
“I mean, how the hell is it that every time YOU do something stupid, I’M the one who lands in detention right next to you?” The Gryffindor Prefect huffed in annoyance.
“Oi, I take offense to that,” Sirius said drawing a hand to his heart. “Besides, you have got to admit, the licorice wands were brilliant.” He smiled, “And I bet you look forward to our joint detentions.
Sirius Black couldn’t have been anymore wrong.
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| 42. Portraits doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +42 Portraits Number 17: I will not flirt with the portraits, even if THEY started it. The marauders minus Remus had been standing outside the Common Room for a grand total of two hours. And they weren’t happy about it. “For the last time Sirius, she’s not going to let you in no matter how many times you try to compliment her backdrop,”
You’d think having a Prefect for a best mate would mean always knowing the password.
“Oi, Peter! I was finally starting to make progress,” he looked back at the Fat Lady, batting his lashes. “So as I was saying……..”
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| 60. Joke doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +60 Joke Number 18: I will not forget to get the common room password. Clearly flirting his way into the common room wouldn’t work, but Sirius Black was willing to try despite. Though, James Potter was starting to get very impatient and Peter Pettigrew still had a divination essay to write.
“Let me try,” James pushed Sirius aside and cleared his throat. Ahem. “Knock, Knock…” he said to the portrait.
…. After a long silence, Sirius spoke up in his best Fat-Lady impersonation, “Who’s there?”
“Three very apologetic Gryffindors, now would you please let us in?”
Apparently knock-knock jokes don’t work either.
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| 62. Amortentia doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +62 Amortentia Number 19: I will not mess with love potions. James Potter made his way over to the Gryffindor table with a great smile on his face. Breakfast was the best time of the day. His bum only hardly made it onto the bench before he began shoveling food down, only then pausing to look over at Peter. “Oi, what’s wrong with him?”
The round boy in question was currently tied to the bench, but didn’t seem to notice, as he was oogling Professor McGonagall with hearts in his eyes and a dopey grin on his face.
“Oops?” Sirius shrugged sheepishly.
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| 63. Mooch doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +63 Mooch Number 20: I will not mooch off of Moony’s homework. “Oi, Remus! What did you get for number two?” Sirius peered over the boy’s shoulder to get a better look.
“Do your own homework, Sirius!” Remus hardly even looked up.
Ignoring his friend completely, Sirius edged even closer. This time he craned his neck even fuuuuuuurther, leaning on the edge of his chair…. Looming over the boy’s parchment and almoooooost there and—
“PADFOOT!”
“Oi, it’s not my fault your writing is so hard to read! If you didn’t have such dainty writing I wouldn’t have to lean this far forward.”
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| 51. Act doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +51 Act Number 21: I will not keep telling the first years that there is a pool on the roof. “Five galleons! Get your roof access passes for only five galleoooons!” Sirius stood in the corridor waving around the elaborate passes he had made just the night before. Of course there wasn’t a pool on the roof, but how were the first years supposed to know when James and Peter had helped spread the rumors all last week?
“That’s not going to work,” a slightly amused Remus Lupin rolled his eyes as he leaned back against the wall and watched the act.
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| 18. Whomping Willow doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +18 Whomping Willow Number 22: I will not encourage first years to befriend the whomping willow. “Sometimes I question how you even managed to get past third year,” Remus shook his head at James. Their plan was a recipe for disaster. As a prefect, it was his job to stop it.
“Don’t worry, Moony. We’re not going to let anyone get hurt.” There was a fine line when it came to pranking and James Potter prided himself on knowing where it was.
“Yeah, we’re not complete savages,” Peter chimed in.
Sirius nodded in regards to his friends sentiments, “Yeah, we’re only partial savages!”
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| 59. Ignore doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +59 Ignore Number 23: I will not ignore the homework. “Can you believe her!?” James huffed as he slung his backpack onto the couch in the Gryffindor Common Room. “What does she mean it’s not optional!?! I’ve gone my entire life without writing a single essay and it suddenly now becomes ‘not optional’???”
….. Peter gave his friend a funny look. “Uh mate, I’m pretty sure the homework has been mandatory all year long.”
James squinted. A hard, annoyed squint. “Don’t be daft, Peter.” Absolutely ridiculous. Mandatory? HA. Suppose the next thing McGonagall will say is that class is mandatory too. Ridiculous.
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| 64. Nap doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +64 Nap Number 24:I will not take naps in the library… Apparently they aren’t fond of my snoring. “I don’t see why they had to ban me,” Sirius shrugged as he took a bite of his apple.
“…. Because this is the third time you’ve fallen asleep there and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t qualify as an accident anymore when you’ve got a blanket and pillow nestled between the bookcases.”
Again, Sirius shrugged and took another bite, “But Remus, that’s what libraries are for.”
Remus deadpanned. What was the point of trying to argue here? None. There was never a point.
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| 29. Pensieve doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo +29 Pensieve Number 25: I will not fill Dumbledore’s pensieve with firewhiskey. James was taking Remus’ side for one of the first times in history. Which, by the way, came as a surprise to everyone.
“You two could’ve gotten into a lot worse trouble. You’re just lucky Dumbldore isn’t vengeful. What were you thinking?!”
Remus wanted to chime in, however, he stayed quiet allowing his friend to carry on. It was a rare moment to see James disapproving of such an act.
“And furthermore, that was perfectly good firewhiskey you just wasted!”
Sirius only shrugged, “Sometimes good pranks call for great sacrifices.”
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