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Theme #28: Timeturner

“Hey, TallPerson, if you had a timeturner, what would you do?” Sel asked.

Sebastian shrugged, then smirked. “I’d go back in time and make sure I never met you,” he said.

Selena rolled her eyes. “That’s not nice,” she pointed out.

“It’s alright, you’re not a very nice person,” TallPerson said, still smirking.

ShortPerson stuck her tongue out at him and folded her arms. “It’s alright, if I had a timeturner, I’d fast forward to when I rule the world and watch you give me and Emma piggyback rides.”

“I’m never going to give you two piggyback rides.”

“YES.”

“No.”

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Theme #75: Yodel


It was Christmas and everyone was opening up their presents in the Great Hall. Sebastian had opened up his in the common room earlier and had planned something evil. Francesca probably would mind that he was giving her present to someone else, but he could care less. The sixth year walked over to the Slytherin table and stood right behind ShortPerson.

“I got you a present.” He said, holding the bear out in front of Selena. “Press the sticker.”

The awful noise of yodeling started and he ran out of the Great Hall, with an evil smirk upon his face.

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Theme #52: Bore

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Theme #97: Dictionary


“Who would’ve guessed that you would be reading a dictionary.” Selena said.

“I have a reputation to withhold, you know.” Sebastian said, glancing down at it.

“You mean the reputation of an old person who eats chocolate all the time?” She smirked.

“I’m only thirty.” Sebastian scowled.

She walked over towards Sebastian and as she got closer he placed the dictionary on his chest. The brunette tilted her head; grabbing the dictionary out of his hands, a magazine about celebrities fell to the ground as she did so.

“Reading about the latest gossip of celebrities is part of your reputation?”

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Theme #65: Ooze


Selena wasn’t listening to Sebastian. But she did hear his next sentence. Which she didn’t like at all.

“You’re not cool,” TallPerson told ShortPerson who blinked blankly at the elder Gryffindor. “You see, I ooze coolness, while you are too short to ooze anything but loser,” he finished with a smirk on his face. Selena just continued to blink blankly at Sebastian waiting for him to get to a point. “Aren’t you going to say anything?” he sighed.

Selena smirked, “I don’t know what world you’re living in, but here on EARTH you’re not cool. At all. You ooze oldness.”

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Theme #61: Kiss



Sebastian was a bit hesitant on his fiancée meeting his parents due to his family being a bit rude. However, Sebastian had a plan; that involved his best friend of course.

“Alright, Sebastian, it’s been an entire dinner and you haven’t kissed Bonnie at all yet. It’s sort of ridiculous. I don’t understand.” Sebastian’s father said, tilting his head at the pair.

Sebastian looked over at Selena with wide eyes and then back at his father.

“Dad, the truth is – “

--So was there a kiss?

The yelling from Sebastian’s father could practically be related to a dementor’s kiss.

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Theme #84: Angry


Selena was mad at TallPerson. She had a legitimate reason to this time. He had lied to her about the dinner. She was told that he would give her chocolate and dinner. Not get screamed at for no reason.

LIES.

“Don’t talk to me,” the Slytherin told the ex-Gryffindor, sticking her tongue out at him. Hmph. He didn’t DESERVE her friendship.

The taller person just smirked and ruffled the Slytherin’s hair. “You’ll forgive me.”

Selena shook her head and glared at him. “No I won’t. I’m being mad at you.”

Sebastian just held up a chocolate bar in Selena’s face.

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Theme #13: Quidditch


“ShortPerson.” Sebastian said; fixing the hat that covered his entire forehead. It was an overexaggerated hat with sequins and fake diamonds that he had borrowed from his sister, Isabella.

Selena arched her eyebrow in confusion at the sight of Sebastian and smirked. Before Sebastian could catch on, she grabbed the hat off of his head. Immediate laughter started to ensue and Sebastian wanted to run away from further embarrassment.

“What happened?” Selena asked, trying to stop from giggling.

“Quidditch.” He snarled, putting a hand up to the red bump on his forehead that was about the size of a baseball.

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Theme #30: Feast


ShortPerson eyed TallPerson as he continued to scarf down food at the end of term feast. Honestly, the Slytherin only stopped by the Gryffindor table to say hello and demand a piggyback ride… not to witness a pig at work.

“What are you looking at?” TallPerson asked, looking around him.

The girl just blinked her eyes, wondering how much more he could possibly eat. “You.”

“I know I’m gorgeous and all but- OW.” He stopped speaking and glared at the younger girl.

Selena had poked his stomach, wondering if it would blow up. “You’re becoming a fattie,” she said, smirking.

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Theme #85: Snappish


“Hello TallPerson.”

“What do you want? Couldn’t you be somewhere else today?”

“Snappish, are we today? Did Bonnie hide your stash of chocolate again?” The twenty-four year old smirked.

Sebastian glared at Selena and shook his head.

“This pregnancy has been the worst.”

“I didn’t know you were pregnant.”

Selena then dodged a sandwich that was thrown at her.

“Couldn’t you have just stayed still?” Sebastian asked, with a lazy look in his eyes.

“Remember that time when we first met and I gave you part of my sandwich?” Selena asked, ignoring his question.

Sebastian groaned. Not this story again.

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Theme #1: Herbology


“I’m smarter than you,” Selena shot at Sebastian. Because she totally was.

“Stop lying to yourself; I’m smarter,” he said, smirking. Really, how could ShortPerson even think she was smarter?

“Well, I was head girl so I was obviously smarter,” ShortPerson protested, narrowing her eyes and taking an angry bite of her chocolate bar.

TallPerson just laughed and shook his head. “They just felt bad for you.”

“Nu-uh,” Selena said, eyes wide and shaking her head.

“Fine, what does Devil’s Snare do?” TallPerson asked. The Slytherin was silent for a second. “Well?” he asked.

“This is a herbology question, right?”

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Theme #60: Joke


Sebastian heard the creak of the doorknob turning as he sat on the couch. He turned his head towards the door and watched with an evil smirk as Selena stepped inside her flat.

Just as she did so, a bucket full of chocolate spilled on her and she looked up, glaring at Sebastian.

“Let me give you a hug.” She said, with a bit of an angry tone to her voice.

“Before you do that…” He trailed off, then pulling a string, which let a bag full of feathers fall down on her.

Now it was time to run away.

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Theme #14: Hogwarts, A History


Selena was going to be taller than Sebastian. She really was. The girl placed her copy of Hogwarts, A History on the ground, and then stood on top of it. There. She was taller now. Noticing something, the Gryffindor glanced at the Slytherin girl.

“ShortPerson, what are you doing?” TallPerson asked, sighing.

Selena frowned. “What does it look like?” Because she thought it was fairly obvious.

“You’re not going to be taller than me just by standing on a book,” TallPerson said with a smirk on his face.

He was right but that didn’t mean she had to admit it.

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Theme #99: Newspaper


“Hi, TallPerson. What are you doing other than being less awesometastical like me?” Selena asked, with a smirk on her face.

Sebastian rolled his eyes and ignored her, continuing to read the newspaper that was in front of him.

“You’re old.” She said, crossing her arms.

“I’m not old, ShortPerson. Anyways, could you leave me alone? I’m reading here.” He said, lightly pushing Selena over in the grass.

Selena glared at Sebastian and took the newspaper from him. “Newspapers are for old people.” She said, nodding.

“Well then, I’m fine with being old.” He said, taking the wrinkled newspaper back.

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Theme #3: Transfiguration


“Vera verto,” he said, watching as the purple creature turned into a shiny goblet. “Finite.” Then he smirked watching the goblet change back.

Selena, at this point, felt as though she had to see what was going on. Because there was no real explanation as to why TallPerson was practicing a simple spell over and over again. Really, it was starting to get on her nerves. She turned and looked at him.

“Vera verto,” Sebastian said again, watching the purple pygmy puff turn to a silver goblet and then changing it back again with a finite, smirking as Selena screamed.

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Theme #49: Yule Ball


In Sebastian’s mind, the Yule Ball was to dance with the girl he had asked to come with him. Unfortunately, none had actually said yes and he ended up going alone.

So there he was; sitting at one of the round couches, watching all the others dance. He then noticed Selena was talking to someone and decided that he could annoy her for a bit.

He walked over to his best friend and ruffled her perfectly curled hair.

“What’s up, ShortPerson?”

“Just because you came alone doesn’t mean you have to bother me.” Selena snapped, fixing her hair.

Alone again.

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Theme #95: Snowball


ShortPerson rolled the white snow in her hands as TallPerson started to make a snowman. She tossed one up and down, before placing it in the pile next to her on the ground.

After making a decent pile, ShortPerson started to fling them at the Gryffindor. Each one missed its target and landed on the ground, making little anthill-like figures on the ground while TallPerson continued his snowman-making.

“You have really bad aim,” Sebastian said, turning to face the girl with a smirk on his face before a snowball hit him in his face.

“You were saying?” Selena smirked proudly.

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Theme #46: Dungeons


“I have a theory.”

“And what stupid theory might that be?” Selena asked, sticking her tongue out at him.

Sebastian rolled his eyes at her and continued, “It just makes sense why Slytherins live in the dungeons.”

“Keep going…” Selena said, eyeing him.

“The only real place to hide from everything is in the dungeons and Slytherins are cowardly…” He trailed off, watching as Selena glared at him.

…

“Okay, okay; I take it back.” He said, putting his hands up in the air.

He had to remember to watch out for that one-of-a-kind ShortPerson glare.

--Talk about scary.

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Theme #96: Socks


Selena was visiting Sebastian. Not that he was really that interesting or anything, she just had nothing to do. She slid across the floors of his home in her fuzzy, bright green socks. The first place she slid to? The kitchen. Or attempted to because she ran into TallPerson.

“Trying to skate here,” ShortPerson huffed, as TallPerson raised a brow and stared down at the younger girl.

“What are you wearing?” he asked, pointing at her green socks.

ShortPerson stuck one foot out and shrugged. “Socks.”

“Looks more like some mold growing on your feet,” TallPerson said, smirking at her.

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Theme #47: Portkey


“Someone let me out!” Selena yelled, banging on the bathroom door.

She had just appeared in the small but disgusting bathroom with the help of a portkey Sebastian had given her. It was supposed to lead her to his wedding, but obviously this wasn’t it.

“Stupid locking charm.” She muttered.

Suddenly, she heard a voice outside the door and the door swung open to reveal Sebastian on the otherside, with a big smirk upon his face.

“You’re lucky you’re getting married today, TallPerson.” She glared, stomping off.

She made a note to ask for a portkey from Bonnie next time.

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Theme #4: Ancient Runes


Selena turned the book upside down then turned it back around. She looked over it and stared at TallPerson, doing his homework.

"Hey. TallPerson," Selena whispered, crumpling up a piece of parchment and throwing it at him.

"Ow. What?" Scowling, Sebastian looked up from his textbook and at the tiny Slytherin.

"What ShortPerson? I'm trying to do my homework," he said.

ShortPerson let out a relieved sigh. "Good, you can do mine too because Ancient Runes looks like something a cow wrote," Selena said complained, pushing her homework in front of TallPerson.

TallPerson just tossed a paper ball at Selena.