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11-22-2006, 02:35 AM
| | |  Lucius Malfoy makes Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen'
Lucius Malfoy has come in number 12 on the Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen' list. The article analyzes the Malfoy porfolio and how the family can still afford to be on the list after it's patriarch was sent to Azkaban. Quote:
Malfoy has prospered. The ivory-haired devil’s fortune increased nearly 30% over the last year. It's a major vindication for the 51-year-old wizard, and an indication that Malfoy's portfolio--and his mission to destroy Harry Potter--still has lots of life left in it.
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Most wizards eschew "Muggle" markets, preferring to invest in Goblin mutual funds or Niffler futures...
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"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles," he told us nearly seven years ago
Public reaction includes: Quote:
"The whole lot of 'em are rotten," says Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody, a former dark-wizard hunter, or Auror, for the Ministry of Magic. "I tell you, it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all turned into ferrets."
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"I don't know how long Azkaban's going to hold him," says Nymphadora Tonks, an Auror who was present the night Malfoy was arrested breaking into the Department of Mysteries. "I expect we haven't seen the last of that git."
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11-22-2006, 11:26 AM
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| | Gnome
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That was really funny! a pretty good article too LOL.
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11-22-2006, 11:32 AM
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"The whole lot of 'em are rotten," says Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody, a former dark-wizard hunter, or Auror, for the Ministry of Magic. "I tell you, it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all turned into ferrets."
Ha Ha That Is So Classic Argh I Love It Truely Hilarious Quote:
"I expect we haven't seen the last of that git."
I Could Actually Picture Tonks Saying That
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11-22-2006, 12:01 PM
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| | Firecrab
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*dramatic sigh* Aww...Lucius! I do hope he comes back. I love him dearly!
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11-22-2006, 01:12 PM
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| | Firecrab
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Maybe blondes have more fun.
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11-22-2006, 02:55 PM
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| | Romanian Longhorn
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Neverland
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*ish reading*
__________________ I gotta go back to the muggle world,
they're gonna try and tell me this wasn't, that none of this happened,
but you know what? It was real. It did happen.
We spent time here. We made friends here. That's a part of us.
Cause Hogwarts is bigger than any of us, of any of it's founders,
and it's going to be around long after we're gone.
Maybe we'll see our kids come here one day.
That's the thing about Hogwarts.
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11-22-2006, 03:40 PM
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| | Flobberworm
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wow...thats interesting. I wonder who figured that these were the best canidates...there are so many fictional charectors that could have made it onto this list...
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11-22-2006, 04:09 PM
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| | Nundu
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Manhattan
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Very amusing!
Thanks for sharing this Lissy dear! 
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11-22-2006, 05:28 PM
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| | Billywig
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lol taht was fun!
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11-22-2006, 05:36 PM
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| | Hippogriff
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Lol, that was a funny article!
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11-22-2006, 05:55 PM
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| | Swedish Short-Snout
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 that's great!!!
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11-22-2006, 06:19 PM
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| | Jarvey
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oh dear god thats funny!!! only to a harry Potter fan
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11-22-2006, 06:42 PM
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| | Jobberknoll
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That's funny!
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11-22-2006, 06:56 PM
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| Formerly: DracosTheBest  Jobberknoll
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Heehee!!! " They should all be turned into ferrets..." That was funny!!
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11-22-2006, 06:56 PM
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| | Doxy
Join Date: May 2006
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That was hilarious!!!
it really did sound like a real article, it's quite hard to believe that Malfoy shares some of the stock from Wal-Mart, and that Ebay sells Dark Items
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11-22-2006, 07:01 PM
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LOL Lucius is so awesome!! | |
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11-22-2006, 08:50 PM
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LOL! Thats funny, i think we haven't seen the last of lucius though, BREAK HIM OUT PLEASE JKR! *gets on knees and begs* (i like the sind comments, there funny. ) Nicola
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11-22-2006, 09:39 PM
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|  Cake HatahPuffskein
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haha that's funny!! i love the article! | |
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11-22-2006, 09:50 PM
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| | Bundimun
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heh heh, that's great! Good for Lucias!
-Michelle
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11-22-2006, 09:55 PM
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| | Firecrab
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interesting article. Lucius... stocks in Wal mart... I'll be sure to tell my friends that. And the politicion part: hilarious!
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11-22-2006, 09:57 PM
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| | Red Cap
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that's cool i guess???
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11-22-2006, 09:58 PM
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| | Firecrab
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Hmmm lucius for me bodes many questions in my mind hes still a mystery
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11-22-2006, 10:08 PM
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| | Dugbog
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Sweet! Go Lucius!
And I give kudos to Mr. Montgomery Burns...2nd!
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11-22-2006, 10:18 PM
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| K.O. Harry's crush on ChoRecent SBFC MemberKeeper of Hermione's Patronus Billywig
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OMG, I really liked it! Go Lucius! Thanks for giving us the info, Lissy!
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11-23-2006, 03:14 AM
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| | Billywig
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lol...awsome
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11-23-2006, 04:18 AM
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| | Wrackspurt
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