Afton:
Aftonhouse, dressed all in pink, achieves her goals in posts.
When SS Radio is on, she lifts her glass and toasts


Francis:
Francis loves to shop and stuff, she thinks it's really cool
Girl Rock and Dr. Who are getting her through Law School


Ganymede:
Gany likes cool music and her paper hobbits pose
She makes me laugh so hard I dribble coffee out my nose.


PottersPrincess21 (Thea)
Princess Thea likes the Giants, JT Snow belongs to her.
But she quotes the movies so much, she should be Princess Thea-ter


parvatifan (William)
William from Ravenclaw, he digs the Role Play
And when he's not scouting or trading cards, he'll hang with his friends all day.


sevvie_snape (Emma)
Emma loves on Draco. She's hiding in his room.
When she wins her Oscar, it'll be for Best Costume.


Lord Montymort
Montymort's a Slytherin, but he's got that punk-rock style.
His 'new school' rainbow hair is cool, but his avatar's pretty vile.


Aschere_Tonks (Archana)
Archana is a Gryffindor who really loves the Twins.
She plays guitar and makes punny jokes, which earn her a few grins.

Fritter (Christine)
Christine fits in perfectly with the rest of us Potter Nerds
She likes her sports and chocolate, but not S's in her words.


evil punk rocker (anya)
Anya is a Slythie and her dad's in the Air Force.
She's into Tommy Felton and other teenage-girl things, of course.

adorable_lil_thing (Vonnie)
Vonnie likes to ramble. Once she birthed herself a cat.
She turned to Cass, who shares her brain, and said, "Now how 'bout that?!"

valera
Wotcher from Valera, who's dying her hair pink.
She loves Remus and might have read too much Fan Fic, I think.

angelwing (Cass)
Mrs. John Bon Jovi is my private name for Cass.
She'd like him in a cowboy hat, though she just likes his music.
(sorry, couldn't rhyme anything appropriate with Cass )

Lissydove
Lissydove my evil twin is the Jester of topys Court
She's a top notch friend and I'm not lyin', or my name's Voldemort.

Nabiya
Nabiya loves the radio, and the radio loves Nabiya
If you turn it on at all, chances are, she'll see ya.

Lady Kedavra (Sandra)
Sandra's love for rock music is without any flaw,
She's into chocolate and quidditch, and she's in Ravenclaw.

PIE
Pie really likes 'Charmed', amusement parks and basketball.
She doesn't like Snape, but that's okay, I like him enough for us all.

Dainsie
Dainsie loves the radio so much, she says the withdrawls are nasty.
She's shy about her voice, but I think it improves our broadcasts vastly.

Laieesha
Laieesha loves Oliver Phelps and all the shows on the WB.
She's a talented girl, and I should've hired her to write all this poetry.

SapphireMisty
Sapphire told us a lot about herself, though she doesn't want to babble.
She's got the hots for the first chair violin, speaks Chinese and wants to travel.

Mrs.Murray-Felton
Tori's addicted to roleplay, and she's a fellow radio piggy
If she's not modding the RPGs, she's putting in your siggy.

Madame_Tonks
Carly is a fellow Gryffindor, who's taste in music is fine
Tim is hers ('cause he's weird), I can share Johnny Depp, but darnit, Danny Elfman is MINE.

angeline_fire (Sarah)
Sarah, the fair Ravenclaw is a bit of a hopeless romantic.
She might've swallowed a love potion, but her love for Ron Weasley is frantic.

firicle (Danielle)
Danielle plays clarinet and to her, Math's a happy routine.
She carries her Potter books in one hand, and with the other, eats poutine!

cutestar (Vish)
Vish is a proud Slytherin, who seems to walk the talk.
She loves SS and making friends, and those she likes, she'll stalk!

lomadia (Hannah)
Hannah is from Bristol and she's into Harry P
She loves fan fiction, chocolate and music, just like me.

.:harrylover:. (Joanne)
Joanne, who loves shopping and animals is sweet sixteen
But being in Norway, I'm willing to bet she's never tried poutine.

geraldinechang (Geraldine)
Geraldine from Gryffindor is into One Tree Hill
If her soft cuddly toys don't get you, her multi-coloured lizards will.

mugglesupporter (Nathaniel)
Nathaniel is a Ravenclaw whose favourite color's dark blue.
He ships Ron and Hermione, and loves Emma more than you.

hilfog (Ashwin)
Ashwin is in Ravenclaw but doesn't know where he lives.
He hung out in the chatroom with us, and he's an X-Box whiz.

Olivia Granger
Olivia in Gryffindor says her favorite is SS
She can't stop talking about the trio because she's too obssessed.

dannylover (Peppy)
Peppy is in Gryffindor and likes the colour pink
She has a little thing for Robert Pattinson, I think.

Ambora613 (Amanda)
Amanda, a Hufflepuff darling, is a saucy, swimming wench.
She likes to ship Ron/Hermione, but won't talk about it in French.

Grangerfn1 (Julia, Schpoo)
Holy Schnapsicles, it's her! The girl dressed all in blue!
I luff her so, my shnuggly pet, my one and only Schpoo!

DanielHott_HesMine (Jess)
Jess enjoys the radio, she's been seen giving it shnuggles
She requests a lot of Depeche Mode, even though they're muggles.

Harry's pillow (Lisa)
Lisa says that she's lonely, being obsessed with Harry P
But Snitchseeker's the best place to find more folks like her and me.

kid dreamer (Graeme)
Graeme is Irish like Seamus, with his cute little Irish ways
He's rockin' Potter fan who's into sunny days.

iamoscar (Ingrid)
Ingrid is a Snitchseeker who's really into Tom
When she's not acting or designing, her dancing shoes are on!

Blackened (Chris)
When Chris needs cheering up, a good movie is all it takes.
She likes reading and writing too, but she's REALLY into grapes.

HermionePotter89 (Tess/Teresa)
Tess, the faerie from Portugal is learning English just for Dan.
She rocks proud and crazy, as only Dan Fanclubbers can.

TonksNymphadora
TonksNymphadora is not like all Harry Potter fans
She believes in dragonlore and tales from made-up lands.

*Hermy* (Kashi)
Kashi's a multilinguist who's really into sports.
She loves nothing more than Potter though, except candies of all sorts.



Meandering (Peony)
Peony draws very well and she likes stuffed toys that are chubby
She's a stalker in denial and Severus Snape is her secret hubby.

LvrGrl4ever (Heather)
Heather of Gryffindor calls herself queen of randomness
She's into Harry and hanging out, but she dances with finesse.

cheeky_weasley
Cheeky's an Aussie Huffie who doesn't need a hint.
She parties like a pirate and she LOVES Rupert Grint.

LilRavenclaw (Meghan)
Meghan is the Twitch Master who lives in Froggie's hair
Actually, in Louisiana (yes, they have Harry Potter there).

stepsmad4eva1984 (Cat)
Radio-loving Cat is stepsmad4eva1984
When it comes to Harry and Daniel, she can't choose who she loves more.



Nixhearted (Cherise)
Cherise feels like the only Potterite in Malta and she doesn't think that's fair.
She listens to Snitchseeker Radio a lot, and wants Emma Watson's hair!

Soon2BeMrsRadcliffe (Katie)
Katie's a Daniel obsessive, who's read all the Potter books twice.
She listens to the All-American Rejects and thinks sporks are very nice.

mysterious (Gizem)
Gizem from Turkey is a Green Day fan who really loves her sis
She's waiting for a great rhyming couplet, but all she'll get is this.

Ukimoni (Will)
Will's a fellow Griffindor who seems to have lost his noodle.
He plays clarinet; he likes singing and dancing and saying 'snickerdoodle'.

Marjerie Bluton (Gracie)
Gracie, a proud Gryffindor knows what's true and right
She loves her friends and proudly exclaims, "Potter Geeks, UNITE!"

magaliswerdfeger (Natalie)
Natalie in Ravenclaw loves Books and Apple Pie the same
I have to call her Natalie because I'm afraid to pronounce her Screen Name.

QuidditchChick (Amber)
Amber works at IHOP, but she's a true Quidditch-playing chick
When she comes home, she thinks she smells like bacon on a (broom)stick.

alyssa_hilary (Deborah)
Deborah of Slytherin is one of Hanson's fans
She likes Ron and the twins and she's from the Netherlands

Raazia
Raazia likes reading and for Pizza she gives thanks
She could've been a Weasley Twin, she's so keen on playing pranks.

Allucha (Ali)
Ali is a cheeky Ravenclaw who listens to Linkin Park
But beware of him at the full moon, he's Remus Lupin, after dark.

karen_ginger (Kaz)
Kaz loves Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and Scotland the Brave
If you're ever in the Highlands, be sure to give our Kaz a wave!

HaefaLasweN (Astri / Ace)
Ace is into The Lion King and has a thing for Oreos
But the Potter Fandom takes all kinds, as everybody knows.

h/r/hr_bestbuds (Rhian)
Rhian of Gryffindor likes pink, and loves to dance and sing
Smart Girls in the Potter books is her favorite Potter thing.

demonchild32191 (Christy)
Christy is a Hufflepuff who really likes to cling.
She's into wolves and cats and dogs and loads of other things.


maggie_potter (Maggie)
Maggie loves reading and music, and she chews a lot of gum
She falls in love a lot, and when she falls, it's on her bum.


Olivia Malfoy (ashley)
Ashley loves pink and flute, and Luke calls her his Little Lotte
If she could, she'd attend Baeuxbatons, the magical school for hotties.

dracocutie (Sierra)
Sierra is Ty's Stimpy, she's the friendliest of gals
When you see her 'round Snitchseeker, she's surrounded by her pals.

aiangel327
Katy smells like water and has a frog with just one eye
She's terrified of pumpkins, but she really loves her pie.

SnoggingLupin13
Snoggy's proud of her Freak Table status, she's a little O.C.D.
She's not afraid to make requests, and she asked for a rhyme from me.

siriusblack
Here is boy EvilB calls Fang, though most people call him Lestat.
He's deeply in love with his guitar and we're all okay with that.

dans_grl431
When it comes to Dan Radcliffe, our Ashley's a 'smarty-pants'
but when the weekend comes, all she wants to do is sing and dance.

Ithilien
Ithilien believes that Slytherin is the most appropriate house to be in
One wonders though, where does her Slythie character end, and she begin?

lifeoftheparty (Mary Beth)
Mary Beth digs Dan Radcliffe. She really thinks he's hot.
Some day she'll sing on the radio, which as of yet, she has not.

SUPERQUEENRD (Candy)
Our Princess Candylicious is one of the precious onesz
She's hyper and super friendly. When she sees you, she glompsz and runsz.

chochang0405 (Dannii)
Dannii is a cutie pie who's 14 years old.
She likes cute little puppies and SS radio, I'm told.

Dru (Di/Diane)
Di has it under control. SS is not addictive to her.
She NEVER gets annoyed (just don't let her near a stapler).

potterbabe (Jill)
Jill just can't be quiet; her love for Potter boys doesn't end
She plays tennis and is stunning in yellow, and she's smarter than her friend.

PBLOVER (Afia)
Afia listens to SS Radio while hanging out with friends
And if she falls asleep, I'll wake her up when September ends.

Jadee (Jade)
Jade's a fellow Canadian who loves Lord of the Rings a lot.
We're not that much alike though, she likes hockey and I do not.

slythringurl04 (Nathalie)
Nathalie, a fellow coffee lover, likes the Killers and Coldplay.
Guard your chocolate well or she'll take it and run far, far away.

Hp Princess (Jess)
Here's another chocolate-loving girl, her name is Jess
She dances and loves movies, she's a rainbow HP Princess.

paddywaddy (Jaime)
Jaime's a true Gryffindor, who likes to share her cream cheese.
She hangs with her vegetarian friends and goes around hugging trees.

Lily's Eyez (Jara)
The Dark Side's J likes Macnair and Lucius, even though they're clods
She lives in Toronto and eats poutine; the food of the Gods.

Granger1814
Granger likes junk food and movies of a piratey sort.
She reads and speaks in Spanish, and writes stories that are short.

Raider (Rachel)
Rachel likes SS Radio and she's in Slytherin.
When she throws the quaffle to the hoops, it goes right in.

Hebecraft18 (Hebe)
I luff mah darling Hebe, who likes saying random things.
When I play her some polka on the radio, she bounces around and sings.

malfoyismine
Malfoyismine just loves to talk; she says if she couldn't she'd die.
She's a trumpet and drum playing coffee lover, and Tommy is her Potter guy!

Pookah (Marion)
Marion promotes house unity with gifts of chocolate and cats.
She dances ballet in the common room, wearing red and blue scarves and hats.

FireboltFreak (Rebecca)
Rebecca serves ice cream sandwiches when she plays the host.
She's into swimming and funny things, and that's all she wanted to post..

Hermione rocks!
Hermione Rocks! didn't give me much with which to rhyme.
Her cat reads to her purple turtle by a goblet of fire all the time.

harryzgirl123 (Ali)
Ali likes Rupert Grint, she says he's a real snapper-whipper.
She sometimes likes to write, and she loves Ron-Hermione shippers.

quidditch_chick
Quidditch_chick likes the ocean and is into photography.
She loves to post in Zonko's and she likes playing quidditch, like me!

ginny_first_year_pureblood (Allison)
Allison wears pink tinkerbell wings when she's playing in the snow.
She sings and dances for Austin Powers, and she speaks pig latin, you know!

pippin (Jenna)
Jenna's a Harry Potter freak, she really loves Remus and Ron.
She likes sushi and accents and any radio station the Beatles are on.

Jonsie B.
Jonsie sleeps soundly with Pooh Bear when she's not dancing by.
She doesn't listen to SS Radio, so I'll just sit in the corner and cry.

lightstar1154 (Sarah)
Sarah likes music from Wicked and the night sky, stars and moon.
She procrastinates with her homework, and it'll pile up on her, soon.

Unidentified101 (Jamie)
Jamie loves reading and rainbows, and laughs when no one is there.
She wants to get some cowboy boots, so her tender wee tootsies aren't bare.

luckyangelkmf (Jazz)
Jazz is band geek who's random. She likes CSI and LOST.
She's a Slytherin who wants to take over the world, no matter what the cost.

She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho! (Nadia)
Nadia's a special breed of fan, if you get my gist.
She's a self-proclaimed loud mouth, and conspiracy theorist.

PhelpsTwinsFan (Tori)
Tori loves the Phelps boys, and is obsessed with the U.K.
She's a graphic arts student who wants to travel the world someday.

horseluver (alex)
Alex is an animal lover and she loves Tamora Pierce
Her family tried out for Amazing Race, but the competition was really fierce.

Rosemel92 (Melissa)
Melissa is a Ravenclaw who collects strange bathing toys.
She sings in her polkadot bathing cap, and likes bubbles with her boys.

Arkee Maldemer (Arkee)
Arkee lives in Vancouver (a kind of Canadian Tropic)
She likes a wee cup of Greek Coffee sometimes, but it makes her go off topic.

Cassirin (Erin)
Erin, Queen of the Potty, isn't as cool as she seems.
She talks the talk, and she's great in Role Play, but she can't hold her caffeine.

Ozzy
Ozzy's a tomboy who fishes and shoots and wears an evil black cape.
She's piano playing rock and roller who crushes on Severus Snape.

stardancer488 (Amber)
My Mamber is a beauty who can dance and likes things pink.
She's wicked good with Photoshop; masterpieces in a wink!

Simple Muggle (Sheila)
Sheila is an astronomer who ships Hermione and Ron.
You'll find her reading all the time, unless NatGeo is on.

ElektraPotter (Jesse)
Jesse is a Ravenclaw who likes to romp and ski.
She loves the winter ice and snow so much more than me.

#1DanFan14 (Merry)
Merry dear likes manatees and thinks that Hayden's hot.
When her crush comes 'round her though, a graceful girl, she's not.

luvtheweasleys (Annette)
Annette's my age, she named her dog after one of Ozzy's pups.
She's a shining example of this; silly kids, Harry Potter is for grown-ups!

Slytherinsortia (Lauren)
Lauren has a habit of running into things.
Tom's her man, and when MCR is playing, she sings.

pgspickles (Pauline)
Pauline is a matchmaker, some people think she's fickle.
She just wants her friends to be as happy as she is with her pickle.

ron+harry<3er (christine)
Christine is from Ravenclaw, more than that she's not telling.
She really enjoys chocolate, but has some trouble with her spelling.

ThatAnnoyingMuggle
No one likes the NBA like ThatAnnoyingMuggle.
Say hello to him, then turn and give your n00bs a huggle.

Fortune_Cookie (Cookie)
Cookie is from Ravenclaw and really is a beauty.
She ships Hermione-Draco and thinks that Viktor Krum's a cutie!

JTLOVER (Ish)
Ish is sweet, and super neat, I call her Ishquabibble.
She hangs in the SS Chatroom, where we feed her Chatter-kibble.

harrylover4ever (Tasha)
Tasha's from the Great White North, but not a frozen town.
She loves orange, volleyball,chocolate and good books she can't put down.

Angel8807 (Angel)
Angel is the sweetest thing, she frolicks in the Support Group Ponds.
But curb your hexing in the chatroom, as she's the keeper of confiscated wands.

tonks26 (Jen)
Jen's recently acquired addiction makes her pull SS Radio all-nighters.
But her attention to her Fan Fic places her among the most beloved writers.

MizzMaliciousMalfoy
MizzMaliciousMalfoy likes to do things on the fly.
She's a plucky, sneaky Slytherin, but Rupert Grint's her guy!

heist
Heist likes watching football and is a student of UT.
He ships Harry-Hermione, which makes no sense to me.

Ginevra (Ginny)
Ginny is a Ravenclaw who thinks Rupert is hot.
She speaks in a French accent, which I find weird 'cause she's self-taught.

spell_caster18 (Harmony)
Harmony likes sweets; on chocolate and jelly beans she feeds.
When she's not writing or making graphics, she swoons over Cedric or reads.

Sirius15 (Mike)
Mike says that he likes soccer and supports Liverpool, but...
His friends all call him Harry 'cause he's such a Potter nut!

falling from grace (Alex)
Alex blames me for nearly half of her SS Addiction.
But I'm not even IN the school RP, my job's Fan Fiction!

Natisia (Natalia)
Natalia is a Slytherin who loves a mouse named Diddl.
She's fond of her Pepsi and Milka, except when Pepsi makes a piddle.

chewie (Ann)
Ann was sorted Slytherin, and will make Snitchseeker her toy.
She loves chocolate and music and Tom Felton is her boy!

ginny_draco_luver (Hillary)
Hillary the random band geek says that people call her Twiggy.
She ships Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley in her siggy.

flyingcarpet_lupinus (Nandita)
All the way from India hails Gryffindor's Nandita.
She likes the Weasley Twins (as do I), so she's one cool bandita!

Emil-Owich (Emil)
Emil's a Rickman Stalker? I never thought he'd be one of us them.
He's a Snitchseeker Radio addict who keeps requesting R.E.M.

purehermione (Ariane)
Ariane is in Ravenclaw; a bigger Potter fan can't be found.
She's on Snitchseeker all the time and carries the HP books around!

J.K. Rowling (Angel)
Angel loves Daniel Radcliffe and doing dangerous things.
According to her, she and Dan will be picking out their wedding rings.

RMuffin (Ryan)
Ryan likes music and pizza, and is a self-professed computer nerd.
He wants to be a ninja, but I think the notion's a little absurd.

DragonSeeker (Dragon)
Dragon belongs to clubs that come from a secret "Freak Table" world.
She's obsessed with drawing androids and chinese characters for dragon girl.

Cymbal Lyette
There's a new girl sorted to Slytherin whose name is Cymbal Lyette.
I could tell you a few things about her, but I don't know her that well yet.

Jessica
Jessica is a special girl in the Potter Fandomnation.
She's bubbly, fun and sweet, but has some trouble with verb conjugation.

kimberly_and_harry (Kimberly)
Kimberly's a Gryffindor from somewhere in the American Nation.
I had to edit her post, 'cause she posted too much personal information!

alyssaradcliffe-felton (Alyssa)
Alyssa is a Huffie who marches to the Hermione-Draco Tune.
She loves Daniel and Tom, and she's turning sixteen soon.

luckyladybug (Christine)
Christine is more mature Potter fan, a Ravenclaw she be.
She loves movies, Snitchseeker and phoenixes and has children, like me!

Daddyslittlegirl (Kris)
Kris is a giggleglomper, and she's no 'Forest Gump'.
She likes SS Radio and always asks for Van Halen's 'Jump!'

Hermionespell (Monkia)
Monika's a Hufflepuff from SS Chatroom Land.
She really loves Swiss Chocolate, and she really dislikes sand.

Kirstie_McGonagall (Kirstie)
Kirstie is a Kiwi who lives in the SS Chatting Thread.
She likes HP, but can't get Hayden Christensen out of her head.

I don't think I got to say this before, so I say it now: Hilarious! I don't think I missed any line, I read them all. Pity I'm so distracted, by the time I knew about these being broadcast I think you were done reciting =P Thanks, Jan!

Like I've told you before, Jan, These are fantastic!
And yes, we've agreed:The lamer the better!
yup, I'm an SS Radio....Appreciator(sp?)
Now I will continue reading all of them

=) Loved the couplets, Jan! And I finally got to hear mine! Hurray! *dances around with her spork and life size Dan Radcliffe poster* lol
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*Katie*

This was an awesome Christmas present, my twin! Awesome work! Thank you so much!

I'm so happy! My couplet has Robert Pattinson! peppy is happy now, and her Christmas is all the better because of the couplet. My best friend Amanda (Ambora613) said she loved hers too. Thanks a bundle, Jan!

peppy

Wow its so true too!

ohh Jan I'm glad you made a thread for these. I was afraid they would disappear.

These always make me laugh and I love all of them.
Great job!
- Angel

That is so pretty, thank you!

These rockorz, Jannessmommynessness. =D *shnuggles up to you*

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Jan these are great! And they made a wonderful present!

^^Sadly the RQT never got a couplet...
Too slow I guess...
Those were all great JAN! **Wonders how long it took and worships**
~~RQT

Funny stuff!

-Kait

omgosh, mine cracks me up. Wow, Jan! I never realized how many we tortured requested you to make! O_O

Awesome couplets Jan! They're cool

lari