# 4:
{} Rubber ducks.
{} Gran Longbottom greeting Martians.
{} Lucius Malfoy in a pink wig.


Martians, Martians, Martians!


[Sitting on top of a desk lies a copy of Witch Weekly, announcing the formation of a renewed
old branch in the Ministry of Magic. The Misuse of Muggle Artifacts "and Beyond" Office
will be headed by Augusta Longbottom, Gran to Neville Longbottom. Gran will revamp the recently vacated
office of Arthur Weasley who was promoted to head the Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit
Defensive Spells and Protective Objects division. In an attempt for the understanding of all creatures near and far,
Gran will....]

Gran :
"Rubber ducks everywhere I turn. I swear, that Arthur Weasley was obsessed with these things. Every time
I turn around they seem to be multiplying faster than Hinkypunks. Yellow ones, Orange ones, Pink ones, Green ones?
*tosses another duck into the pile*
Purple ones, Blue ones, one with a PINK WIG? ...(in surprise)..O, dear me, do Pardon me Lucius,
I thought you were another Rubber Duck. You really ought to have made your pres...."

Lucius, nose high in air, wiping Gran cooties off his sleeve :
"Old woman, where are your glasses? Those are NOT
Rubber Ducks, those are MARTIANS! [*grumbles uder his breath.."How you ever got a job at your age and senility.."]
"Fortunate for you, the Martians of Duck Dodgerville adore being tossed from corner to corner of a room."
*Lucius exits on his way to Saint Mongos Hospital after a powerfully strong Good Taste
Jinx hits him square in the bald spot and started sprouting pink roots, cape making a whooshing sound as he leaves.*

Gran :
"O my, *addressing the Martians in both a very nervous and official manner* ... We Welcome you to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter."

Martians, in unison :
"Take us to your Reader."
---------------------------
Bonus(es) for Gran : (The martians start singing..)

Plastic little ducks are we.
We don't even come up to your knee.
We won't shout fowl, at every owl,
for friends of them we must be.

Gran Longbottom thought we were Lucius.
We sure won't mistake her for Confuscious.
She tossed us in air, we thought was quite fair..
and now Malfoy grows pink hair like it's mucus.

--------------------------------------
So now my first EEFDs finally done.
It's been such much wonderful fun.
I hope we have time, to do some more rhymes,
Oh, Just look at how addicted to this I've become!

*runs away screaming*