Ron Stared simply lovingly into the bowl of pudding, tapioca to be exact, in front of him and whispered sweet nothings to it.
Of course Tapioca pudding cant hear so it could care less.

Ron looked up from the pudding and watched in horror as Hermione entered the room tango-ing in Nevilles arms. He violently pushed aside the pudding and shouted in Neville's direction, " I thought what we had was special!!"
Right then the slash monster ran in and screeched, "NO SLASH IN THE COMMON ROOMS!!" The impact of the slash monsters bopping caused Ron to fall to the floor into a coma.
Hermione shrugged and walked out of the room.
She could care less.

Meanwhile...
Ginny sat by herself in the corner of the girls dormitory, secretly she loved to come here during the day and play with her barbies. She picked up Malibu Betty and....
"What........are.......you.........doing?" Came the voice of her brother Ron.
Ginny shrieked, "Ron this is the girls dorm!"
Ron looked around and cooly said, "Oh, I guess it is."
He swiftly walked out of the room, and Ginny got back to playing with her dolls. She could care less.

Malibu Betty had an affair with Stacey's boyfriend Blaine.
Stacey could care less.

Draco flipped through the channels anxiously and fingered the paper lottery ticket he had in his hands.
"MUST WATCH MUGGLE LOTTERY....MUST WIN CASH!!" he trembled.
Draco grabbed hold of his lucky gold ferret as the numbers were read off
from the flying ping-pong balls. "3..........yes...........15..........yes......... ......
32..........yes, oh my gawd.......
and 84...HOLY FREAKING MUDBLOODS I WON!!!! WOOHOO"
Malfoy pranced around the room as if he were a happy little schoolgirl.
"Hehe, I'm as happy as a schoolgirl," he shrieked. Draco bursted through the door
and ran downstairs to tell everyone they are losers.

In the meanwhile Snape sat nervously outside the door of Dumbledores office fidgeting with the hem
of his super stylish pleated skirt.
"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!????????!" Snape screached as he banged
on the extremely large yellow polka dot door in front of him.
Dumbledore appeared in the doorway and threw Severus a questioning look, "Do I know you?"
"Of course you know me i'm the potions teacher here and
why may I ask do you hav a brilliantly colored parrot on your head?"
"You like?"
"Um.....okay then.........Albus something has come to my attention and it involves moolah
.........umm.........I mean money. I am afraid I will be abdicating this job to fulfill my
lifelong dream of mixing lattes at starbucks, and besides they pay me more there."
Snape turned on his red stiletto's and marched out the door.

Two days later..........
"Helloooooooo, welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?"
"Ummm.......... I'll have a grande vanilla bean frappucinno."
I said to the rather familiar man standing behind the counter...
"Oh my gawd, you are Professor Severus Snape."
Snape shuddered and whispered, "I'm not professor anymore,
and Shhhhhhhh the muggles will hear you."

At that very moment, six members of the evil elite strutted
up in long sequiny gowns and began singing;
"Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape
He's the man going to work, got his tie, got ambition
yada yada blah blah blah
He knows someday he just may become SUPERVISOR."


Snape pulled off his green uniform apron and shouted to his boss
"I'll be right back,
there goes that flying dog again!!"
He ran as fast as his brand new Tommy Hilfiger boots, he spent 80 bucks on, could carry him,
until he reached a payphone.
He dropped a coin in the slot and dialed Dumbledore's office number.
"Hello, Dumbledores office, Dumbledore speaking."
"Hello, oh my gawd, this is a very strange muggle world."
"Hold on let me pause my Pokemon DVD, that Pikachu is rather adorable, dont you think?"
"Yes, I agree, but.......nevermind i'll be there in a minute."
Snape stepped out of the phonebooth and snapped his fingers,
a silver porsche pulled up along the curve of the street,
he jumped in and shouted "To Dumbledores office!! Oh and on the way there stop at CompUSA
so I can buy a keyboard and mousepad for a gift, for Mr. Dumbledore."
"You're wish is my command," Said the car.

Snape rushed into the muggle computer shop known as CompUSA and stood anxiously in line
at the register behind not one, not two, but three of the stars from the broadway production Cat's.
"Like, oh my, like gawd, like can this line move like, any slower, like?" Severus gushed as he tossed a
cursed pencil box at one of the green and pink polka dotted cats, "There, that should get them going,"
and it did, the three cats hovered in the air for a minute then flew right out the door.Snape took there place in line as the
clerk named Phylis rung up his goods.

2 hours later..........


"Dumbledore, I've come to ask for my job back." Snape got down on his knees and begged.
"Coolio...er...I mean coolness...er...I mean cool!" Dumbledore flushed as he talked in a whisper as not to wake his pet monkey named George.
"Mr. Snape, with the lovely keyboard and mousepad, you have persuaded me to let you have your job back, you start ummmmm........" He glanced
at his watch, "NOW!!"









dare:

* $$$$$$$$MONEY IS THE KEY$$$$$$$$ IOW, Money must be a very important part in your story.*
*SIX EEFFDerz Must make an appearence and dance and sing a song to Snape while he's working at Starbucks.*
*Snape MUST quit working at Hogwarts to work at Starbucks.*
*While working at Starbucks, Snape MUST talk to Dumbledore in his office about Pokemon.*
*The following lines must be said:


"THERE GOES THAT FLYING DOG AGAIN!"*
"Do I know you?"*


"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!????????!"*
"Coolio...er...I mean coolness...er...I mean cool!"*
Make use of the following:

a ferret*
a parrot*
a cursed pencil BOX*
a mouspad*
YOU*
a keyboard*

pretty awesome...better yet....wickedly awesome....i can only but laugh at Snape in his stelletos....lol....nice!

that was funny. snape working at starbucks? that'll be the day

Harry stared down upon his hands which were now soaked with vanilla ice cream, why? He didn't quite know. Harry dropped his hands to his sides and casually used his robes as washrags. "Harry, Harry, Harry." Came the taunting voice of Hermione. "When will you learn that your robes are not napkins!?!" Harry looked around the corner and almost fell over himself when he saw Hermione. "Whoa holy mother of mudbloods! What happened to you?! Did you get in a fight with a lawn mower or something?"
When those words were spoken she threw her hands to her hair, why? whats happened to me Harry?" He tripped through the doorway and handed her a mirror. "oh...my....gah!" She shrieked, "this is obviously the work of Malfoys eternal bad hair curse." Hermione burst into tears and fled the room but Harry just shrugged and continued with his laughing fit.

In the meanwhile Ron ran across the quidditch field being chased by voldemort who I believe was just trying to get Ron to solve his riddle. Ron came to a halt as he was cornered in the corner of the field. "Ah, i've got you now..." Voldemort laughed. "Now tell me..How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
Ron look extremely puzzled, and scratched viciously at his forehead. "erm...grilled cheese?"
Voldemort sighed, "WRONG! The correct answer is, a wood chuck would chuck as much as he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, now you must die!" He lifted his wand and chanted a few words, and Ron fell to ground into a coma.

Later....Ginny was taking an evening moonlit horseback ride across the horizon with her dearest draco and they rode off into the sunset happily ever after while the Evil Elite sang a catchy tune.

lmao. omg carly, that was hilarious

Thats soo funny!!

omg! no! Draco's mine! *strangles Ginny*
omg ok this is one of the funniest thing i've ever read! omg, i was laughing so hard, but trying not to laugh too loud to wake my rents. (it's 2:40 a.m. and i snuck on the comp. shh!)
omg ok i looooooooooove it!

Good job carly! I love the starbucks song.
-angel