Founded in November of 2003 by Zymurgy, Cassirin and Lotus, this game began as a nasty little habit formed by the players of an old "Duck, duck, Goose - DARE" thread in Zonko's Joke Shop. The Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers dared one another to write absurd incidents into their stories and make them work. It evolved into a whole bizarre subculture of comedy fan fiction writing here at Snitchseeker.

Here's how it works:

1. Look to the second post of this thread for a current dare.
2. Choose a dare that interests you.
3. Post a reply to this topic saying you 'officially accept <member's> dare. More than one member may accept the same dares and you may accept as many dares as you wish.
4. Write the dare fic and post it in your very own EEFFD thread in the EEFFD subforum of the Challenge Arena. Once you create this thread, all of your dares will go in here as you write them.
5. All dare fics must be rated Sa13+ and lower and must comply with Snitchseeker rules and the Fan Fiction rules. Put your screen name in the title and remember to put the rating in the title.
6. Post in the EEFFD game thread with a link to your thread (the dare you wrote), once your thread has been validated by a FF Mod.
7. Once officially welcomed in your thread by an Evil Eliter, you are an Evil Elite, and may post your own dares in this thread. Your name will be added to the list below of Evil Elite members.
8. Make sure that the dares you challenge others with have no more than 5 mission elements in it (including a short list of words or objects to include, if you wish) and have a due date 10 days from the time you post it.
9. A mod (or Tomasina Riddle, since it'll be her post) will add your dare to the list on the 2nd post of this thread, so that other Evil Eliters may choose it.
10. It's customary to post your story first; the dare elements should be at the end of the post, so the reader isn't distracted by trying to spot them.
11. If you already have an Evil Elite thread and it needs to be unlocked so you can participate again, please contact a FF mod to have it unlocked. Add new dare stories to your old thread. You may only have one EEFFD thread. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by The Founder, Zymurgy The Terrible *Thunder crack*

Our various Rules and Mottos:

Evil in an Elegant Way. (We follow the rules, and manage to be evil and devious anyway. For those of you wondering how that can be true, look up evil in your dictionary. You'll be surprised)

WE ALL LOVE THE MODS! (In other words, we respect that they take valuable time out of their personal lives to work this site. Without them, we would not be here. If you bash the mods in this thread, Zymurgy the Founder will personally see to it that you find a screwt in your underwear drawer.)

And (though I've said it before, it bears repeating) NO PROFANITY! If we catch you with ANYTHING nasty and against the rules of SS in your FF, we will expel you from the Elite.

(Not to mention that breaking the site rules will earn you warnings and/or suspension from Snitchseeker.)

What can be posted in this thread:

• Questions about the Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers Club
• New Dares from Evil Eliters
• Acceptance posts ("I officially accept <member>'s dare.")
• Proof. ("I wrote <member>'s dare; you can read it here <link>.")
• Announcements from the Founders, Official Minions, or Snitchseeker Staff

What cannot be posted in this thread:

• Spam or anything not listed above

Go forth, be evil.

Current Dares!!


Tommy Riddle's Dares!

DARE #1

1. Neville must be the main character
2. There must be pudding
3. You have to use the words (nitwit, blunder, cinnamon, and powdered sugar)
4. The setting must be a dinner party
5. someone has to break out and sing the song "I feel pretty" from Westside Story (here are the words)

DARE #2

1. The setting must be the Yule Ball
2. Ron must have a spotlight dance with Luna
3. The muggle band the Rolling Stones have to be in the story
4. You have to use the words (spam, honeybee, crazy glue, and Chanel)
5. Heidi Klum must auf' someone before the ball is over.

Dare #3

1. JK herself has to be a character
2. Hermione receives a detention
3. Slytherin beats Gryffindor in Quidditch (totally unbiased on that issue)
4. Luna does the commentary for the game
5. Crabbe and Goyle do a duet of "Weasley is our King"

Dare #4

1. Pansy Parkingson must be a main character
2. Hagrid must do a River Dance performance in the Great Hall
3. you must use the words: cool whip, boysenberry, caped crusader and walnut
4. Nick Jonas has to sing a lullaby to Lavender
5. The situation has to be the yule ball

Dare #5

1. main characters have to be house elves
2. they must be having a christmas party
3. Winky and Kreacher are dating
4. Luna was invited by Winky
5. plenty butterbeer

Dare #6

1. It has to be a Slugclub party
2. Gwenog Jones is the guest of honor
3. Luna is Neville's date
4. Ron sings "Girls just want yo have fun"
5. The party must end in a food fight!


Dare #7

1. The event is a quidditch game
2. Hermione is playing keeper
3. Cormac McLaggen is the announcer
4. Ron must throw up on Cormac
5. there must be a crash at the end


dark_emeralds Dares

The Evilest Dare of All
1. At one point,Pansy or Hermione must sing "Material Girl" (Madonna | Material Girl lyrics
2.Must include the words pickle, squish, vice versa and toot.
3. Must center around a bad hair day, a psycho ex girlfriend and a ladybug named Phil
4. Luna must marry Phil and Neville must be jealous
5. Harry must wear a dress. You can choose the situation!

here's another one!
1.Main character can be Malfoy, Snape or Aunt Petunia
2.Must include the words: dollop,
3.Dumbledore must make an appearance, wearing/ talking about socks.
4. The setting must be Hogwarts School Halloween party.
5. Hermione must convince Ron to go as spiderman.

Slytherin Fox's Dare

1. Daphne Greengrass must be a main character
2. The setting must be on the grounds by the whomping willow
3. These words must be included - avocado, starfish, mannequin, knit
4. A pineapple cream pie must be smashed into someone's face
5. Someone will reveal a secret crush

Dare #2

1. A hoedown
2. Buttered corn on the cob
3. Narcissa will sing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
4. Voldemort and Bellatrix will dance the two step together
5. Lucius will yodel

Dare #3

1. One of the key characters must be a pink octopus named Seymour.
2. Harry, under the influence of a love potion, will swear his undying love for Pansy Parkinson.
3. Draco will challenge Harry to a duel, where the loser must consume a giant pickle.
4. Professor Snape will show up and unexpectedly sing “Best of Both Worlds” by Hannah Montana.
5. Butterscotch sundaes will be eaten by all.

I officially accept Tommy's Dare #2!

I officially accept Tomasina Riddle's Dare No. 1

Ok I posted the first part of my dare here

More to come soon . . .

Right, I finished my dare...

Click Here

I officially accept Tommy Riddle's Dare #1!

You guys know you can come and post your own dares also!!

Dare #3

1. JK herself has to be a character
2. Hermione receives a detention
3. Slytherin beats Gryffindor in Quidditch (totally unbiased on that issue)
4. Luna does the commentary for the game
5. Crabbe and Goyle do a duet of "Weasley is our King"

I totally accept your dare Tommy and I'm ready to talk on dare tres.

I accept Tommy's dare number 1 and I challenge anyone interested into what I like to call:
The Evilest Dare of All
1. At one point,Pansy or Hermione must sing "Material Girl" (Madonna | Material Girl lyrics
2.Must include the words pickle, squish, vice versa and toot.
3. Must center around a bad hair day, a psycho ex girlfriend and a ladybug named Phil
4. Luna must marry Phil and Neville must be jealous
5. Harry must wear a dress. You can choose the situation!

here's another one!
1.Main character can be Malfoy, Snape or Aunt Petunia
2.Must include the words: dollop,
3.Dumbledore must make an appearance, wearing/ talking about socks.
4. The setting must be Hogwarts School Halloween party.
5. Hermione must convince Ron to go as spiderman.

*note* One of my friends tried to convince this guy (who has almost red hair) to go as spiderman, it was rather funny...

I accept this dare

You guys rock I am loving all of your stories

1. Pansy Parkingson must be a main character
2. Hagrid must do a River Dance performance in the Great Hall
3. you must use the words: cool whip, boysenberry, caped crusader and walnut
4. Nick Jonas has to sing a lullaby to Lavender
5. The situation has to be the yule ball

I officially accept Riddle's dare!

Herminny please read the rules of the game before posting in here hun.

You make a new thread when you accept a dare and then you post all of your stories there

What can be posted in this thread:

* Questions about the Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers Club
* New Dares from Evil Eliters
* Acceptance posts ("I officially accept <member>'s dare.")
* Proof. ("I wrote <member>'s dare; you can read it here <link>.")
* Announcements from the Founders, Official Minions, or Snitchseeker Staff




What cannot be posted in this thread:

* Spam or anything not listed above

NEW DARE

1. The situation must be a Quidditch game
2. The professors are playing for their old houses
3. Luna is commentating
4. Hermione is the ref
5. They are playing on carpets

I accept all seven of the dares posted above, and will be getting them written and posted up in the appropriate thread soon!

And here's the link! All seven stories are there -

http://www.snitchseeker.com/evile-el...nt-view-62181/

This is the challenge I put in at the end -

1. Daphne Greengrass must be a main character
2. The setting must be on the grounds by the whomping willow
3. These words must be included - avocado, starfish, mannequin, knit
4. A pineapple cream pie must be smashed into someone's face
5. Someone will reveal a secret crush

I accept this here dare, and will add it to my old thread! (ahh, my old thread, such memories).

Glad to see the EEFFD making a comeback.

Hello, I have a question, and I think based on the rules that they are allowed here... anyway on with the question! When you say, post the dare elements at the end, I'm slightly confused by that. So you have to cram in everything that was in the dare at the end of your short story? Like you couldn't have a few dare elements in the middle and at the end to keep it flowing?

This is a great question love, and I am glad you asked it.

10. It's customary to post your story first; the dare elements should be at the end of the post, so the reader isn't distracted by trying to spot them.

When they say post he dare elements at the end that just mean that the dare that you accepted and based your story on the dare that you just repost the dare at the end so that people know what you have done. I hope that helps and makes sense

Thanks so much for answering my question Riddle, I hope I can take that dare *points to quote*, but if you can't take a dare someone else has already taken, then I will choose another one, if that's alright.

You can take any dare that you want! Go forth and be evil And good luck!

I officially accept Dark_Emeralds' Evilest Dare of All!

1. main characters have to be house elves
2. they must be having a christmas party
3. Winky and Kreacher are dating
4. Luna was invited by Winky
5. plenty butterbeer

I have done this dare, not here are my challenge elements - heehee! -
1. A hoedown
2. Buttered corn on the cob
3. Narcissa will sing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
4. Voldemort and Bellatrix will dance the two step together
5. Lucius will yodel

I accept this challenge

I've finished my dare! You can find it here.