Snape hurried into Potions. He has had a hard day working at Starbucks.

"Uhh... Proffessor? I didn't know that you worked at Starbucks!" Cassrin shouted, more like laughed.

"Shut up! I have had a hard day!" Snape scolded. Suddenly, The Sock People barge in. The leader is carrying a pair of tongs. "YOU WILL PAY!!" he shouted in Sockish. Dobby translated it, just like Flush-o had said it.

"FOR WHAT?!" Snape shouted louder than Flush-o.

"FOR THIS!!!" Flush-o had Dobby translate. Flush-o was holding up a ferret.

"IT'S A STUPID LITTLE FERRET!!!" Snape screamed.

Evlpez burst out with laughter. "Snape, you are a fat, stupid, git!" he said.

"SHUT UP!!!!" Snape shouted. He suddenly bumped into the ferret on his way out, who ate him whole.

"DUMBLEDORE!" the class shouted.

"Yes?" Dumbledore asked, appearing beside Neville.

"Uhh... sir Snape was just swollowed whole by a ferret!" Neville said in between laughs.

"I see..." Dumbledore said. He grabbed the ferret, took it to Madame Pomfry, and let her deal with it. Then he returned to Potions. "LUNCHTIME!" he shouted.

The kids started filing out of the room and headed for the Great Hall. Once there, Ron, Harry, and Hermione, took a seat across from Fred and George.

"Snape was swallowed whole by a ferret!" Ron said gleefully.

"Cool! And I got a pet!" Fred said.

"Really?" Harry asked.

"Yea. It's cute little puppy!" George said. He mumbled something, and suddenly, a 25 pound, three year old, jack-russle terrior appeared right before their eyes!

"It's adorable!" Hermione said, petting it.

"It's a boy named Sammy," Fred said.

"Who's a good boy? Sammy Wammy's a good boy! Yes he is! Oh, yes he is!" Hermione said in a baby voice.

A little, twerp named Draco Malfoy, suddenly walked up to the puppy, picked it up, and kept it. (he did this whil no-one was looking)

"OH NO!" Fred shouted. "SAMMY"S GONE!!!" Fred searched high and low for Sammy. But, unfortanally, no luck. Fred never got over loosing Sammy. For the rest of his life, he was very depressed.

The next day, Seamus somehow got the "Superpower" of heat vision for a day.

"OUCH! SEAMUS WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!!!!" Hermione shouted, when Seamus had hit her in the back for the 1,000,000th time.

"Ouch!" Harry said as a parrot poked him for the 20,000th time.

The trio went to sleep, Seamus lost his heat vision power, and everybody was very happy!

The next day, Hemione was walking toward the lake, when she saw an intergalactacal hitch hiker.

"Hi! I'm Hermy," Hermione said.

"Hidagi! Idagi adagam Madaga!" the martion said. The martion flashed Hermione a glimpse of a button labled "Don't Panic".

"Whydagi wouldagad Idagi?" Hermione asked.

"I don't know!" the martion said in English.

"Kay..." Hermione said.

Harry and Ron were studying for the Divintion test the next day.

Once they took it, the trio Aced it.

(OOC: I finished the dare, but I might still add more! lol.)

Truly Evil, felicia. Welcome (officially, now) to the Evil Elite Fan Fiction Darers. Now, go. Dare. Be evil.

I also offer my welcome and congratulations. Good work on your first dare! hope to see many more from you.

Dare #2

The trio stepped into the coldness of the night, wearing thick ski jackets.
"Hey, Hermione, what's wrong with you?" Ron asked.
"You can't count to ten!" Hermione joked.
" Watch me count to ten!" Ron said. " One-Two-Three-Four-Five-Six-Seven-Eight-Nine
and TEN!"
"Okay, cool it Ron!" Harry said.
"You know what tastes like chicken? Chicken!" A chubby blond boy said behind them.
Once the trio reached Hogwarts, they went to class. Err...I mean the Gryffindor common room. Harry said the password and they entered. After about thirty minutes passed, Hermione shrieked," AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hermione, what's wrong?" Ginny asked.
"I glued mmy hands together!"
"How?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!"
"Sorry!"
Hermione hurried up to her dorm. Once there, she sat on her four-poster and started crying. She overheard Lavender Brown say, " The Best Pumpkins in town."
During the next six days, Hermione couldn't use her hands to do homework. Altogether, that made SEVEN days! Finally, on the eighth day, Hermione's hands became UNglued! Just then, Cho runs up to Hermione and asks, "Do you want me to paint your toenails pink?"
"No," Hermione replied, calmly.
Then Cho asked Harry and Ron. Then Lavender. Then the Patil twins. Then the Weasleys. Then McGonagal. Then Snape. And finally Dumbledore. In other words, Cho ran around the school offering to paint people's toenails pink. Everyone said, "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
The next day, a pink penguin appeared. They looked on the collar. It read: AFTON. So, in other and final words, a pink penguin named Afton appeared.

Dare #3

The trio entered Snape's classroom. They took their normal seats in the the back. Harry sat on sometthing that made a loud "CRUNCH!"
"Holy...... I found a bag of Sour Cream and Onion Lays!" Harry exclaimed. He opened them up, and ate them one by one. Suddenly, Ron drank a potion that helped learn to tap-dance. He couldn't stop dancing! Then, later at lunch, Snape accedently let loose a box of rats. He did the hokey-pokey!
"THERE GOES THAT COW AGAIN!" Dumbledore shrieked, pointing at a cow the size of Mt. Everest.
Then Cassrin, Evlpez, aftonhouse74038, Zygmurgy, and Kristie_McGonagal start singing, "For he's a horrid bad fellow. For he's a horrid bad fellow. For he's a horrid bad FELOOOOOOOOW, which nobody can deny!"
Later that day, Fred and George were flying around the normal way, when Fred nearly fell off. He started flying on his back! Two months later, he and his brother George sold the idea for over 100,000 galleons!







Dare #4

Dean Thomas doodled felicia1995 in Potions. She was loud and annoying. Saying things like, "Uhhhh....Can you say bad hair day?!" and "Whatta you lookin' at?!" EVERYONE got in trouble for it.
The next day, McGonagall discovers Karaoke. "I've found a reason for meeeeee! To change who I used to beeeeeeeeeeeee!" You could hear her singing from 50 miles away!
Friday, Luna, Hermione, Lavender, Harry, and Ron prepared for a safari to hunt for Wibbly Gruntifers. A Wibbly Gruntifer is an animal with a dog's head, a cat's body, and chicken feet! But they're the most viciously vicious animals on Earth! So they strolled into the jungle and came face to face with a W.G.! It ate Lavender whole! But spit her back up.
"You must taste horrid..." Ron mumbled.
Then it spit up a pith helmet, an elephant gun, a trunk with 7 locks, a lock of hair, and Gilderoy Lockhart's breakfast! Heck, it even spit up Gilderoy Lockhart! That made everyone hollar!

You're so evil!

yeah, good evil work, maybe if your next one was a bit longer that would be good too.

COW!!!!!!!!! so far i LOVE IT!
~picklejuc2~

very cool keep it up!

This dare will have to be my favorite. I'll post the requiremnts at the end...

Hermione appeared beside Profsessor Flitwick, and noticing the sadness in his eyes, she wondered out loud, "What's wrong?"
"Oh, nothing. I'm just thinking about leaving Hogwarts to seek out my Goblin family," Profssor Flitwick sighed. He had of course thought this through. But he still had his doubts.
"But Professor!" Hermione argued. "We need you! You're the best Charms teacher this school's ever had!"
"I AM NOT!" Flitwick hollered in a voice even he didn't recognize. "There have been many before me who were a lot better at teaching Charms!"
With that, Hermione scurried out of the classroom. It was the crack of dawn and Harry was headed toward the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall when a girl with really long dirty blond hair stopped him."Harry. How are you?" she asked.
"Uhh... fine," Harry said, trying to remember who this girl was. She looked vaugly familiar, yet still unfamiliar.
"So, I sorta need help in Potions," she whispered. "Can you help me?" The girl sounded desperate. Harry started to say 'yes', but stopped, suddenly remembering who the girl was! Her real name was Felicia, but in the Snitchseeker website, it was felicia1995.
"So......Can you?!" Felicia demanded.
"Uhhhh........no. I can't help you," Harry replied in a quick whisper.
"Fine," Felicia said, tears forming in her eyes. Then she noticed the whole Great Hall was staring at Harry and her. This made her cheeks burn bright red with embarassment. She dashed out of the Great Hall, tears flying behind her.
Harry felt really bad and chased after Felicia.
Next day, Hagrid was supposed to get married to Zygmurgy and Snape was supposed to get married to Evlpez. Lavender Brown was the planner for both.
Hagrid's wedding had lots of sculpter fountains. It's bright lights made the day seem even more beautiful.
"Do you, Rubeus Hagrid take Zygmurgy to be you lawful wedded wife until death do you part?" the judge asked.
"I do!" Hagrid replied.
"And do you, Zymurgy, take Rubeus Hagrid to be your lawful wedded husband until death do you part?" the judge asked.
"I do!" Zygmurgy anwered.
"You may kiss the bride!" the judge cheered.
Meanwhile...
Snape's wedding looked a lot like Hagrid's. Snape's wedding had lots and lots of sculpter fountains. The dim light made the evening seem even more beautiful.
"Do you, Severous Snape, take Evlpez as your lawful wedded wife until death do you part?" the judge asked.
"I do!" Snape exclaimed.
Evlpez swallowed her excitement as the judge recited, "And do you, Evlpez take Severous Snape to be your lawful wedded husband until death do you part?"
"I DO!" Evlpez shrieked.
"You may kiss the bride!" the judge cheered.
Snape leaned over and kissed Evlpez on the lips as instructed to do so.
After the wedding ended, Evlpez and Snape snatched up the wedding gifts. As they opened them the following things and people floated out:
A jelly jar, Nigel, Niger seeds, a seedy establishment.
"Wow........." was all either of them said.
Suddenly, out of no where, Cassrin, Queen of cupcaketopia, appeared and stole Nigel! While she was disappearing seconds later, she said, "Farewell to all! My Nigel!"
Evlpez stood and and muttered, "That girl's gonna die, eh, Pooky?" she asked Snape, kissing him softly on the lips.
THE END.

Requirments for this dare:
evlpez's dare:
* felicia1995 humiliates herself in the Great Hall
* Hagrid gets married; Lavender Brown is the Wedding Planner
* Professor Flitwick considers leaving Hogwarts to seek his Goblin family
* Cassirin the Queen of Cupcaketopia appears.
* Make plausible use of the following: A jelly jar, my jarvy Nigel, Niger seeds, a seedy establishment

I married Snape? Oh dear! Don't tell my husband!


Truly, truly evil, Felicia, even though you didn't embarrass yourself nearly as well as I'd hoped.

Evil! Well done!

Sorry! I was trying to embarass you! But hey, I embarass myself lots worse every day!

The Strange and Unusual Dare

As Dumbledore sat quietly in his office, he realized that the school needed some muggle technology. He picked up a magazine that Filch had confiscated from one of the muggleborns. It was a gadget magazine entitled SYNC. He flipped through the magazine untill his eyes fell upon a page entitled, PCs. He read the page, eager to find out what a PC was. Soon, he realized a PC as some kind of muggle technology called a computer. He thought that the "laptops" looked interesting, and he soon wanted to order some. He also realized that he'd need a lot of muggle money as well. He fell asleep an hour later that night, thinking about the PCs.
The net morning, Dumbledore awoke and jumped to his desk. He flipped the magazine open to the PC page and his eyes fell upon an order form. Having exchanged enough money for a laptop for each student the previous night, he picked up a quill and filled the form out.

Name-Albus Dumbledore
Age-92 years old
Gender- Male
Number of computers you will be purchasing-50,000
Total Amount of Money-$100,000
Address-196 Sim Street

He sent the letter with an owl.
A few days later, boxes and boxes and boxes of PCs were on the doorstep of the home on the side of Hogwarts. Dumbledore signed the paper the delievery men handed him, and once they were gone, he levitated all the boxes inside the castle. He had told McGonnagal what the machines were, and she'd have to explain it to the students. At breakfast, Dumbledore announced that Professor McGonnagal would explain what a PC was.
"A PC is muggle technology that allows you acsess to many online shops, and it allows you to type your class papers instead of handwriting them. There is only enough for each staff member and each student to have only one. Please do not break it. You will not be assigned another one. That is all," she took her seat as the Great Hall applauded and whispering overtook.. A few weeks later, Dumbledore was getting rather annoyed with all the complaints of viruses and errors and power dying and whatnot. He finally cracked. "AYE, WHEN WIll THEY EVER LEARN?! YOU DON'T CLICK ON THE ADVERTISEMENTS! THAT IS JUST A VIRUS WAITING TO HAPPEN! AAAHHHH!" He had really cracked this time. As Kristie and Afton had just entered his office. Afton was holding Malfoy by the ear, while Kristie was dragging Pansy by her shirt collar.
"What have they done this time?" Dumbledore asked quietly.
"Well," Afton said, "First, they were stealing first year's computers. Then, when one brave fourth year that they were trying to steal from said that they couldn't have her computer, this one," she picked Draco up by the ear, "tried to punch her. But luckily, she ducked and he hit her." Afton explained, nodding toward Pansy, whom had a broken nose and dried blood on her face.
"May I ask who exactly was this fourth year?" Dumbledore asked Kristie, who hadn't said a word yet.
"Her name was Felicia," Kristie said, nearly choking Pansy by now.
"Okay, thank-you girls. That will be all. Leave them with me."
Afton and Kristie slammed the two to the ground and were leaving just as Fred, George, and Zymurgy walked in. "Professor, have we got a surprise for you!" George exclaimed.
"An ear puller!" Fred said. He and Zymurgy carefully placed the awkward and unusual invention on Dumbledore's desk, along with a lifesized doll. Fred prssed a button and the machine grabbed the doll's ear and pulled it right off. But then it grabbed Pansy and Malfoy's ears, and you could hear them screaming for miles as the machine pulled them across the floor. Their ears were perfectly fine, unscratched. But the pain was horrible.
"LEAVE MY OFFICE IMMEDIETLY! ALL OF YOU! I NEED MY SLEEP! ARRG! WHERE DID MY FLUFFY PINK PILLOW GO?!" He screamed, pushing them all out the door. He found his pillow and laid his head down, locking his door and falling peacefully asleep.

Dare Requirements:
* dumbledore must order a lot of muggle computers from a muggle magazine
* mgonagall must attempt to each the kids how to use them
* dumbledre must sasy 'aye when will they ever learn?' & 'where did my fluffy pink pillow go!?'
* 4 EEFFDers must appear
* fred & george must invent something totally awkward and unusual

alrighty then...very funny, I love them

Ha! Lol!!! U r hilarious! PAMS plezzzzz!

I don't really get it. :/

Keep Posting Cause...............ba Da Ba Ba Ba.............i'm Lovin' It!

hahaha the last one is hillarious!!! haha so going to bm this page hehe.. congrats!

Terrific work. I just can't tell you how great it is. *Swoons*



Love,
##Alex##

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That was hysterical! i LOVED it!