Bingo Sign-ups: Attendance & Attire



Come on over and shake that adorable cottontail of yours! This thread serves as both the sign-up hub for our RPG Bingo Challenge and a showcase space for your characters. Share who’s attending, what they’re wearing, and any Portkey-related donations you’re bringing along. Once the event begins, this is also where you’ll track your Bingo progress, update your post with completed tasks, and show off just how lucky (or mischievous) your character can be!

The Bingo cards are an in-character (IC) element of the event. While we won’t be actively playing Bingo in real time, you can imagine department heads and Ministry employees calling out numbers throughout the afternoon as part of the festivities.

Whenever you complete one of your RPG tasks out-of-character (OOC) by posting your character performing the task, your character has heard that number called IC and may cross it off their card.

How to participate:

1. Make a post with your character(s) and any Portkey donation details here. Please only make one post listing all your characters. You can also share what they are wearing if you like - just make sure all graphics adhere to SS Rules.
   
   
2. Department heads will add a Bingo card (under a spoiler tag) to your post.
   
   
3. Each Bingo card contains nine numbers, and each number corresponds to a unique RPG challenge or task for you to complete! Once you’ve finished a task, simply return to your post and edit in the link to track your progress and mark that number as claimed. Tasks can be completed anywhere your Ministry of Magic characters are playable.
   
   
4. Complete a full row, column, or diagonal to claim an IC prize for your character!
   
   Keep in mind
   
   Each participant’s progress is individual. If another member completes a task, that doesn’t count for your card.
   
   To mark a number as completed, you must personally write out the task in an RP post and link it back to your Bingo card post.

Challenges and the possibility of completing a Bingo will remain available during the remainder of this Ministry year.

Text Cut: RPG challenges! Find all nine of yours seen on your Bingo card!

1. Enlarge your mug with a charm. It doesn't stop growing.
2. Try to Summon a quill. Ten fly toward you from different directions. Duck or don't.
3. A memo bites your finger.
4. You find your wand has been swapped with someone else's. Cue the dramatics.
5. You tried to enchant your files to alphabetize themselves. Now they won’t stop spelling rude words.
6. Tried a new spell to make your robes wrinkle-free. You're now being followed by a very judgmental iron.
7. Someone's potion sample spilled in your office. You now have a full beard. You're not sure if you want to reverse it.
8. Tried to enchant your sandwich to stay warm. It grew legs and ran off.
9. Attempt to charm your documents to file themselves quicker, and they proceed to sprout legs but run away!
10. Press the green button that turns off the gravity in the Space Chamber
11. Dance like nobody's watching in the food court, see who joins in.
12. All the toilets overflowed, and now you're left with a mess to fix.
13. You put too much weight on the bar to benchpress and are struggling to lift. Surely somebody can help you?
14. Post your character arriving at the Ministry
15. Write and send an interdepartmental memo
16. Spread some office gossip
17. Workout in the Exercise Room on Level Two
18. Find someone to help you get a Biting Teacup off your nose
19. Talk with someone from another department
20. Visit another level's breakroom
21. Have a deep conversation with a creature or plant in the Pets 'n' Plants Café
22. Use multiple tea bags to make your own unique blend of tea in the Pets 'n' Plants Café
23. A creature in the Pets 'n' Plants Café keeps chewing on your clothes, what do you do?
24. Read the Daily Prophet in the lobby on Level Five
25. Check the clocks to ensure you’re not missing an important meeting due to time zone confusion
26. Challenge someone to a game of your choice in the Multi-Purpose Room on Level Seven
27. Get dizzy from indecision in the Entry Chamber on Level Nine
28. Play with the squishy walls in the Decompression Chamber on Level Nine to see just how bouncy they are
29. Bring a malfunctioning item to the Magical Transport Repository
30. Bring bon bons into the office to share, realizing too late the the shop made a mistake and handed you Canary Creams instead
31. Lose an important document and frantically search for it
32. Bring snacks for your department and share them
33. Spill something (ink, potion, drink, etc) on someone else
34. Argue with a quill that refuses to write what you dictate
35. A bite of food from the cafeteria transports you to a vivid memory from your childhood
36. The tea leaves in your cup form a message meant just for you
37. Try to site in a chair that has been mysteriously enchanted not to let you do just that
38. Buy something from the Ministry gift shop
39. Discover that the office tea kettle has been enchanted to give life advice instead of boiling water
40. Get tangled in a particularly aggressive roll of enchanted parchment
41. Debate whether it's really against Ministry policy to keep a pet Puffskein at your desk.
42. Stare at/admire the symbols in the ceiling in the Atrium
43. Knock over something (or someone) near (or into) the Fountain of the Magical Brethren
44. Play a video game in the Muggle Technology Centre
45. Duel a co-worker over the last pumpkin pasty in the breakroom
46. Accidentally transfigure something into a creature
47. Send a memo to the wrong department and scramble to fix the misunderstanding before it escalates.
48. Get into a turf war over breakroom snacks (who really ate the last Pumpkin Pastie?).
49. Try to repair a self-inking quill that won’t stop writing gossip about your coworkers.
50. Accidentally jinx a stack of paperwork and now the files won’t stop singing opera.
51. Play matchmaker by trying to subtly (or not-so-subtly) set up two colleagues who clearly fancy each other.
52. Be convinced your enchanted office plant is sentient (and maybe it is?).
53. Lose a cursed object in your office and try to discreetly locate it before anyone notices.
54. Accidentally swap tea with a calming draught and float through your morning.
55. Try to impress someone with your potion-brewing skills using the breakroom kettle.
56. Try to organize a department-wide Gobstones match… in the hallway.
57. File a ticket against someone’s owl for "reckless flying."
58. Claim your pen drawer has opened a small portal and now your lunch is missing.
59. Investigate a co-worker for using a Tickling Charm on office furniture.
60. Use: "I swear on Merlin’s beard, if I hear one more person say ‘It’s just a little paperwork,’ I’m going to Transfigure my desk into a trebuchet."
61. Use: "Yes, I am aware that my enchanted quill has started writing love poetry to my inkwell. No, I do not know how to stop it."
62. Use: "Why is my desk drawer growling?"
63. Use: "I know it looks bad, but technically, the explosion was NOT my fault."
64. Use: "Okay, so the good news is I found the missing file. The bad news is it’s sentient now, and we may have to negotiate with it."
65. Use: "I don't care what the rumors say; the breakroom coffee is NOT cursed—it's just... aggressive."
66. Use: "If anyone asks, I was definitely NOT the one who accidentally turned the Minister’s office chair into a giant pumpkin."
67. Use: "That wa an absurdly long meeting that could have been an owl."
68. Use: “Why is this memo covered in jam?”
69. Use: "I swear it was like that when I walked in!"
70. Use: "I'm getting docked pay for this, aren't I?"
71. Use: "Can we all agree not to tell HR about this?"
72. Use: "You know what they say—no paperwork, no problem!"
73. Use: "If anyone asks, we were never in the Department of Mysteries."
74. Use: "Tell Magical Maintenance to bring another mop."
75. Use: "Why does the filing cabinet keep belching every time I try to close it?"