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demented_death_eater 10-27-2011 01:43 AM

A memo in the shape of a paper airplane zoomed into the office and immediately multiplied into several dozen fliers that landed neatly upon each employee's desk.

Quote:

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Some people believe
that M.O.M stands for
"Ministry of Morons"

It DOES as long as its led by
the insufferable oaf Berty Borr
who styles himself as a lord!


It's time to remove the huge wart that
is giving our Ministry a bad name.

Join the cause today!

REMOVE BORR!


DancingwithRainbows 01-16-2012 09:11 AM

With a sigh Thalia forced herself to work. Her mind was still on the man she met at a dance, and she found herself thinking about him again. Though there was basically no chance she'd run into him again, after all he'd probably met up with his friends again, and gone to work in the ministers office while she was here. Ryuu... it was a nice name. Shaking her head she tried to keep focused. It would do no good if her boss suddenly walked in seeing her just day dreaming!

Perhaps she could request a transfer?

"No" she muttered to herself, grabbing the green folder in an attempt to do something, sorting them all into their correct files. Next she pulled out a yellow folder. Reading through them she put them in read, before moving to the black folder. As she finished the first one she sighed, beginning to write a letter, her thoughts still on a man she barely knew. "It'll pass" she said loudly to herself. Hoping no one was around!

demented_death_eater 05-20-2012 10:01 PM

A light blue memo in the shape of a paper airplane zoomed into the office and unfolded itself for everyone to read. But this was no regular Ministry memo; as soon as the memo was fully unfolded, the voice of Rex Vindictus echoed through the room:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memo
Ludicrous Patents Office Job Assignments


Patents Enforcement Office - Create a security plan for investigating possible stolen patents, as well as a plan for identifying dangerous and unauthorized patents at large events. Include how the division will work with MLE when investigating these situations.



The Announcer 12-24-2013 06:22 AM

You enter your office expecting a good day ahead. Instead, as you step inside, you notice that the floor is wet and it smells. Smells like drool. How gross. Better watch your step if you plan to get to your work station.

But that's not all. Some lost records from weeks ago are scattered on the floor too, all wet and baring bite marks. This was not how you expected your day to start off with, wasn't it?

Harron Peasley 12-30-2013 06:22 PM

Adam had just arrive at the Ministry, and Lorelai and himself were trailing M-Squared in the nursery, so that she could get a little bit of a break. Even if he himself was certain that she'd spend the day fretting and getting nothing done, he was determined to prove that it was a good place, and that she needed some time alone.

After draining the last of his morning coffee, dumping his cup in the bin, and checking to see if any new patents had been delivered that needed his testing, Adam decided to go into the office, and see if the Enforcers had any of the paperwork he'd been after the previous day, to do with his results. Then he could finish his write up.

What he wasn't expecting was his foot to make a squelching sound as he passed through the doorway, and in horror he glanced down at the... gross stuff covering the floor, and the bottom of his left shoe. The office hadn't been like that the night before, and he was certain it wasn't supposed to be. With a few squelches, he left to go and find Lourdes, and an explanation.

Kimothy 01-28-2014 03:50 PM

Patents People
 
Once she was done cleaning up the British and Irish Headquarters, Lourdes made her way to the Ludicrous Patents Office. Adam had told her that it was a mess too. In fact, all of the offices were trashed. Maybe except hers, because she locked it with a lot of security charms. Nobody would be able to get in there unless they were really skilled and daring. Maybe she should put charms up on the other offices too to avoid something like this from happening ever again.

"Alright, everyone," she said as she entered the office. Looked kind of empty. Oh, awkward. But anyway, she needed to start cleaning up so that she could call it a day and everyone in her level could have a break. Have some coffee from the Coffee Cart. Get a doughnut or something.

So she started picking up the wet files again and piling them. Good thing she had these surgical gloves. They were really helpful.


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