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Kittredge was pleased as a peach to bring his cats, Strawberry and Butterscotch, into the cafe today. He had just refilled his hard candy drawer, he's gotten all the nasty paperwork done that he needed to do, all of his clothes were freshly washed and put away—life was good. And he got to hang out with his kitties outside the house? Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Strawberry and Butterscotch were trained well and used to hanging around him after having them for so many years, and they were perched on either shoulder as he walked into the cafe. As he did he spotted Darej and Butter, both old friends. But, of course, Kitty couldn't help himself from the cat first. "Butter!" he exclaimed as he quickly shuffled over to the cat-kneazle. As he crouched down for pets, his own cats jumped off Kit's shoulders and made their way in between Darej's legs, rubbing up against him. "Oh, you're such a sweet little kitty, yes, yes...oh, and hello Darej!" Kitty tacked on. He realized it was rather rude to talk to someone's pet without talking to the person themself...but kitties were just so cute! "What's in the news?" |