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Let's face it - Hogwarts is huge. There's no way anyone (let alone four ANCIENT dudes) (and ... dudettes?) could find enough cool things to make every inch of the castle awesome. That's why Jasper stuck to the main points of interest and the main points of interest only. He was a man with a plan. And fortunately, many of such interesting points were huddled near his common room. Botros privilege. Everywhere else, he only journeyed to out of necessity, and for those places that weren't a necessity, he wrote them off in whole. As one does.
For example, the fourth floor - objectively, the most boring floor of all.
Nothing cool happened on the fourth floor. Have you ever heard cool stories about the library? Hm? Anything fun happen lately in the Study Hall? Make any lasting memories in that one corner with the spiderwebs?
No. Didn't think so. Because the fourth floor was a snooze fest.
But for some reason, maybe fate ... maybe a human traffic jam on the moving staircase ... maybe maybeline, on this day, Jasper Botros had no choice but to take a detour through the most uninteresting floor known to man aka-- Oh, a mirror!
Naturally, he had to back up and make sure his hair looked alright. Obviously. Except after looking at it for a few seconds (to be sure it wasn't just lagging), he realized that the mirror wasn't actually a mirror afterall. "Even the mirror's boring!" He should've known.
__________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You?
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