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Despite certain mental threats promises, Kaiser had ultimately not gone straight from Transfiguration to Schmoe to hand the baby in, in a rare display of tenacity. A good twenty-four hours had passed since he had quietly stepped out of the lesson and then just never went back in, but the situation had not gotten any better. Kaiser had been roaming the castle with Bambino in tow, trying desperately to get him to settle down, and feeling very much on the verge of tears himself.

And then, from the end of the corridor as he passed it, he saw him. Schmoe. Walking. Looking around? Laughing??? ... Whatever. It was Schmoe, and that was what mattered. Split second decisions were made (or maybe they had been made before now, and maybe it had just been a case of waiting for the push) and Kaiser diverted his footsteps, heading down the corridor instead.

"Professor," he called out over the fake baby's very real cries (which had made it so that a certain someone's certain stomach noises had been completely and mercifully inaudible to Kaiser) stepping quickly down the corridor towards him. There wasn't a whole lot of time for pleasantries, as the second Kaiser reached him, he hurriedly handed the doll over to the professor - pointedly avoiding looking up into Schmoe's face, or down into Bambino's - followed by the baby bag. "Here. I quit. I will take the fail. Just... here."

Could he get out of there before Schmoe had the chance to say anything? Kaiser was certainly giving it a go.
Finneas tried to cover up the sounds his stomach made with very big, very powerful steps. What was that? He was STOMPING. Nothing more, nothing less. Certainly not his unhappy tum. It was for this reason that he didn't immediately look around for the source of the wailing. Or maybe it was because the noise had become quite typical over the course of this baby assignment. AnYwAy. No need to think about that.

The following sequence of events occurred so quickly that Finneas hardly had any time to blink, which he typically did in excess by the way. Just as soon as he had turned around to see Kaiser, a baby was being handed over to him, as was a bag, and everything was quite difficult to balance whilst also holding a box. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

But before Finneas could say anything at all, Kaiser was moving away??????

Er.

Finneas did take a second to process, but once that was over he immediately began power-walking to catch up to the Slytherin. "Mr. Kaiser!" He probably looked ridiculous with all he had in his hands. He also looked like a man trying very hard not to release something that very much wanted to be released. Cheese. He shouldn't have had the cheese. "Mr. Kaiser!" Lanky, noodly man chasing after swift, determined Slytherin.
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