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The classroom was cleaner than normal? There were no beanbags? Schmoe was, uh, dressed up?
Uhhhhhh.........
"What?!"
There was a clear look of confusion on his face as he stopped and stared at the room around him. It was..... bright. And clean. A little too clean by the smell of it. And then there were the desks which might be normal in any other classroom but not this one. Schmoe was a weird guy so to see him decorate the classroom in a normal way was weirder than weird.
And was that - sniff - lemon?
His green eyes landed on Schmoe, who was....... reading a newspaper? He didn't know if this was weird for him or not so he wasn't going to say anything about it. Instead, he said quietly, "Hello, Professor," before moving quickly to take a seat at one of the de-
..........
Uhh? Why was there a BRIEFCASE under his seat?
This was going to be weirder than he thought, wasn't it?
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