astronomizzle ♧ gryffinDORK | & the rest is drag ♣ #badluckDerf There was a very...VERY distinct difference between disgust and discomfort, Miss Evans. And it would serve her well to refresh her memory of such. A discomfort that only skyrocketed astronomically as she waddled closer.
...and closer.
......and closer still.
Sweet solstice. It truly looked as though her stomach were about to go supernova. WHICH, for the record, was a bit of a backhanded compliment as a star that does that DOES shine as brightly as an entire galaxy of billions of stars. He could appreciate the miracle of birth and life...at a distance. This was not a distance.
Miss Evans always had a peculiar way of speaking, one that often reminded him of the centaurs of the Forbidden Forest, and he lacked the patience to piece it all together at the present moment. He was a bit too fixated on her protruding belly and... .....................
"......Miss Evans...I understand that...women in your position gain a certain...inability to control certain bodily functions but...may I kindly ask you that the next time you relieve yourself it not be in my office?" He was trying not to look nauseous...but it was failing as his complexion greened a bit and he patted his pockets clumsily for his wand so he could clean all THAT up and then Obliviate himself so he could forget it had ever happened.
__________________ When you’re stuck in a moment and your spark has been stolen .................................................. ........... this is our time to own it, so own it..................................... baby we were born with fire and gold in our eyes |