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The Pest Advisory Board, also known as Pest Advisory Bureau, is responsible for giving advice on how to best remove pests from a Wizarding home or work place, and to provide assistance to the Pest Removal Squad with larger infestations. Division HeadThe Division Head is tasked with overseeing the whole division, the employees within said division and communicating with the Department Head for effective and efficient work practices to be maintained. (Recommended Age: 30+) Requirements:
The successful applicant will have undergone Ministry approved management training and should have knowledge of all aspects of regulation and control. People skills are a must as this role will require interaction with many employees, citizens, and officials across the Ministry. A working knowledge of pertinent law and of situation de-escalation is desired but not essential. Applicants must be organised, be good communicators, be flexible, exercise patience and handle pressure well. At least 4 OWLs or experience in a similar role are needed for this job. Theophilus Emmett Darcy (shanners) SPOILER!!: Darcy, Theophilus Emmett   Full Name: Theophilus Emmett Darcy Nicknames: Philly, Theo, Ted Date of Birth: September 3rd, 2056 Place of Birth: Great Yarmouth, England Place of Residence: Central London, England Blood Status: Half-blood Wand Type: 10 ¼ inch, vine and phoenix feather  Education to Date: Wizarding University of Edinburgh (September 2077 – June 2080), Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (September 2068 – June 2075) Languages Spoken: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Class of: 2085 Best Subjects: Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures Worst Subjects: Divination, Muggle Studies OWL Grades:
Ancient Runes (O)
Arithmancy (O)
Astronomy (A)
Care of Magical Creatures (O)
Charms (E)
DADA (O)
Divination (P)
Herbology (O)
Muggle Studies (A)
Potions (O)
Transfiguration (E) NEWT Grades:
Ancient Runes (E)
Arithmancy (O)
Care of Magical Creatures (O)
Charms (E)
DADA (E)
Herbology (E)
Potions (O)
Transfiguration (E) Wizarding University of Edinburgh
Degree: Wizarding Communications and Magizoology  Employment:
(in reverse order)
Pest Control Division Head, British Ministry of Magic
Department for the Regulation of Magical Creatures
December 2091 - Present
Junior Pest Advisor, British Ministry of Magic
Department for the Regulation of Magical Creatures
December 2088 – December 2091
Senior Research Assistant, Icelandic Endangered Creatures Reserve
Specialising in cross-breeding creatures
December 2085 – December 2088
Junior Research Assistant, Icelandic Endangered Creatures Reserve
Specialising in cross-breeding creatures and research training
June 2080 – December 2085
Office Assistant, Icelandic Endangered Creatures Reserve
Wizarding University Internship
September 2079 – April 2080
Preparation Assistant, Fifty Shades of Fillings
Sandwich bar in Great Yarmouth
April 2076 – March 2079
Dish Washer, Fifty Shades of Fillings
Sandwich bar in Great Yarmouth
June 2075 – April 2076 Volunteer:
Bingo Host, Local Village Hall
Loved by all and secretly rigging games for his Grandma
March 2080 – present Published Works:
(in reverse order)
Seashore with a Manticore
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2097
Doxified: What You’re Not Missing Out On
By Theophilus E. Darcy
Featured in ‘Couture Creatures’, issue 183, December 2096
Manticore Downpour
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2096
Manticore, Ignored
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2095
Rump Steak or Erumpent?
By Theophilus E. Darcy
Featured in ‘Couture Creatures’, issue 170, December 2094
Score Score Manticore
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2093
Chim Chin Chimaera
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, October 2092
Four More Manticore
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2091
So, You Think You Saw A Thestral
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book to help deal with death, July 2090
Nogtails: Messing With Your Noggin
By Theophilus E. Darcy
Featured in ‘Couture Creatures’, issue 156, December 2089
Poor Poor Manticore
By T. Emmett
Published children’s book, February 2089
Blast Ended Skrewt: Brave, Brilliant or Bonkers?
by Theophilus E. Darcy
Featured in ‘Couture Creatures’, issue 114, April 2088
The Truth About Centaur Origin
by T. Darcy
Featured in 'Wonderings of the Wizarding World', November 2086
Creature Classification in the Workplace
by Phil Darcy
Featured in 'Wonderings of the Wizarding World', January 2086
Snore Snore Manticore
by T. Emmett
Published children's book, February 2085
Roar Roar Manticore
by T. Emmett
Published children's book, February 2084
Basilisk Venom in Healing: A Longitudinal Study and Medical Trial
by Theophilus E. Darcy
Published dissertation paper, December 2080 Hair Colour: Borderline mousey brown/blonde Eye Colour: Blue Height: 5 feet, 8 inches Current Face Claim: James Corden  Personality Type: Likes: wizarding chess, football, stamp collection, food, sandwiches, stone skipping, wizarding theatrics, tulip horticulture, interior design and colour coordination, cinnamon, spiiiicay food, GB womens swim team Dislikes: cling women, his ex-girlfriend, another ex, probably another ex, all too clingy of course, air fresheners with a ‘sweet’ smell – this is not a gingerbread house!!, green foods Motto: Is it an open buffet?  Mother: Apolline Noelle Darcy, nee Renshaw (b. January 1st, 2020) Father: Evan Ross Darcy (b. April 8th, 2015) Siblings: Ignatius Montague Darcy (b. March 28th, 2040), Fabian Cecil Darcy (b. March 25th, 2042), Leonard James Darcy (b. February 25th, 2046), Oswald Robert Darcy (b. November 11th, 2049), Spencer Ernest Darcy (b. August 30th, 2053), Lawrence Anthony Darcy (b. August 30th, 2053) Thaddeus Valentine Darcy (b. April 18th, 2059), Grandparents: Felicity Breanne Darcy, nee Polling (b. April 9th, 2000), Roscoe George Darcy (b. January 8th, 2000) and Noelle Valeria Renshaw, nee Nottingham (b. October 8th, 2000), Quentin Elgert Renshaw (b. July 3rd, 2000) Family Tree: Darcy Relationship Status: Let’s just go on a date, yeah?  Post Colour: Moccasin / #827839 Amortentia: Sweat, wet grass, tulips Boggart: A bride…… no thanks Patronus: Hammerhead shark
* Profile template by Shanners
Pest Advisor:The Pest Control Advisor is the person who gives advice to the public and assistance to Pest Removal Officers, collaborates with other divisions when required, liaises with other departments as needed and meets objectives set by superiors. Active in assisting other teams within the division when necessary, educates wizards and witches on proper pest removal. Requirements:
Patience and politeness around frustrated people, perseverance and good concentration; superb, careful handling and knowledge of a variety of magical pests and creatures. The outstanding ability to properly remove pests from unwanted areas. Six years experience in this field or similar, plus excellent leadership skills. OWL Score of 'O' in CoMC, Transfigurations and DADA; 'E' in Charms, Potions, Muggle Studies, and Herbology is recommended as well. Minimum Scores of 'E' on seven NEWTs, preferably DADA, Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, CoMC, Muggle Studies, and Potions. Melody Galloway (thepastelbookworm) VACANT () Pest Removal Squad:These officers work hand in hand with the pest advisory. Pest Officers go out into the areas they are called to and work with the advisory board to remove unwelcome pests from inhabited area. Large bundimun, chizpurfle, and other infestations are dealt with by this squad. Requirements:
Patience and politeness around frustrated people, perseverance and good concentration; superb, careful handling and knowledge of a variety of magical pests and creatures. The outstanding ability to properly remove pests from unwanted areas. Experience in this field or similar, plus excellent leadership skills. OWL Score of 'O' in CoMC, Transfigurations and DADA; 'E' in Charms, Potions, Herbology and Muggle Studies is recommended as well. Minimum Scores of 'E' on seven NEWTs, preferably DADA, Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, CoMC, Muggle Studies, and Potions. VACANT () VACANT ()
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