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It’s true, the rattle and clang of the lift as it goes frontways, backways, sideways, and the good old fashioned up and down may be annoying. It may make you grind your teeth in a way that will make your dentist recommend you wear a mouth guard at night healer recommend some Skele-gro. At least you have those spirited elevator music renditions of show tunes playing in the background as you travel about the Ministry to keep you company? And, at least the lifts have been restored.

Those of approved blood status traveling though the Ministry of Magic via the lifts have now found themselves somewhere in the midst of the upper levels. Choose a number (one, two, or three) and you'll be dropped off on the level of your choice!