PLOT TWIST: After a few protracted battles, she discovers she's not very good at fighting. Really more of a lover and not a fighter. Soooo, she moves to the woods and starts a commune for People Who Want To Feed Squirrels All Day (PWWTFSAD). She dies of rabies from a squirrel bite.


Plot: A hobbit is invited on an incredible journey by a gang of dwarves and a crafty old wizard.