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Old 01-02-2016, 04:13 PM   #58 (permalink)
Jessiqua



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34. PARSELTONGUE


Beatrice did not like camping. Especially when she had to share a tent with her daddy.

"SHH!" It made no difference. "SHHHHH!" Nope, still nothing. He inhaled like a chainsaw and exhaled like a snake. It was very annoying, and this little five-year-old needed her beauty sleep.

"DADDY! SHHHHHHOSH!"

She sat up and whacked him in the face with her pillow. He woke up with a ginormous snort. She was too cross with him to giggle. Even though Nina did that all the time.

"What?" he asked, disorientated, being ripped from his dreams.
"SHOOSH DADDY! You sound like a parseltongue!"
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