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Old 12-28-2015, 08:36 PM   #46 (permalink)
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48. LEPRECHAUN


"They're a beast," Nina said.
"No, they're a being. They have intelligence sufficient to understand wizarding laws."
"No," Nina said, shaking her head. "No, they don't. They are a beast."
"Ugh, rubbish! Leprechauns aren't dumb!"
"They're nasty, tricky beasts. They're not beings!"
"But they are. Beasts are... spiders! They are unintelligent."
"Well, look here, it says quite clearly they are a beast, and that they have never requested a re-classification."
"SEE?"
"See what? That they're a beast? Yes, I see that."
"NO! That they could be re-classified to a being."
"Beatrice... for the point of this assignment, they are beasts."
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