We’re eyeing you back, Quill.

It has come to our attention that we are no longer the only news source at Hogwarts. For those who haven’t noticed, the official student-run and staff-approved newspaper, “The Quill,” is making a return. True, they may have professorial tutelage, but we’re more focused on the writers. With this talented dream team, there shouldn't be any stone unturned. From the articles we’ve seen so far, style is the focus, rather than juicy substance. Unlike us, of course. And don’t think we didn’t notice the two couples onboard. We think that’s a bit fishy, don’t you? Almost as if someone (ahem, Mr. Banner) hand-picked his team with a certain bias.

We’re on to you, Quill writers. Just because you have a collection of prefects, philosophers, and fashionistas doesn’t mean that you’re the only game in town. We have a following, dears, and we aren’t giving up. Plus, students can’t live on news alone. Your articles might be nutritional, but our rumours are icing to the Hogwarts cake.