Oh dear, oh dear, something is going on this term. Something that seems to be a bit off, even for your school of witchcraft and weirdness.

We have to question the sanity of one professor and the students now mimicking his eccentricity. We aren't the only ones noticing the abundance of pet rocks appearing throughout the school. What's the point of these things and why is Professor Flamsteed pushing them as ideal pets? What really goes on in those Astronomy classes that seem to win the wacky prof so many devotees?

Through the walls, we have heard the deafening screams of howlers... but these howlers are like no other. Have you ever heard a kind howler? Those within shouting distance on the seventh floor heard one loudly informing the starry eyed prof of his own awesomeness. Perhaps he sent it to himself to woo his followers... but third year Slytherin Hady Lynch recently received one too.

Just what is going on at this school? Are these strange happenings around Flamsteed just random coincidence or could this be a master plan of the professor himself? Keep your eyes and ears open, students!