The ride to Hogwarts is always an interesting trip, but this year’s journey was made twice as interesting by the appearance of a doppelganger.
See what we did there?

Perhaps some of you are wasting your time wondering whether Puck Greyvson is really a twin, or which nefarious student has stocked up on polyjuice. Child’s play, we say. We’re much more interested in the fact that Cutty Mordaunt is collecting hair by the handfuls.

To what end? Perusal through back issues of this periodical reveal a dark family secret that Slytherin prefect Caleb Newell has been trying to hide for years. Like his father, Newell Jr is entirely bald, and his devoted friend Mordaunt is stealing hair to perfect that glorious wig.

Best start wearing a hat, students.