So Brian was trying to get some idea of what the Wizarding World was like, because obviously he knew nothing about it and there were new surprises every day. Not all of them were pleasant. What better way to learn about this weird world than to read A History of Magic, right?

Apparently not.

All the book talked about was the wizarding wars and goblin revolutions and the House Elf Movement and all this talk was putting one Brian Woods to sleep. So if anyone was going to find him here, he may or may not be asleep on the book... and there may or may not be a little bit of drool.