When Brian heard that there was a food trolley, you could hardly imagine his relief. Fighting your siblings for breakfast on your last day back home was fun and all, but it did mean that you would be incredibly hungry in a few hours. Which is what Brian was. He was incredibly hungry.

Candy would do, though, until he got to school. Maybe he should ask his mom if she could help him pack some lunch for the next time he had to get on the train. When he got to the food trolley, however, he noticed that there was absolutely nothing familiar. Trust this strange world not to have anything even remotely normal.

WHERE WERE THE MARS BARS? Brian Woods was a very confused eleven year old indeed.