DADA class is not for you if:
1) You aren't flexible.
2) You can't think of more than one answer to the Yoga-lady's questions.
3) You're scared of women.
4) You think that throwing shoes is a good idea.
5) The dark makes you jumpy.
Might be time to start jogging on the spot, like that one kid, maybe then you'll have a head start when the next bout of chaos breaks out and you need to run away.
Or else risk being tangled up in your own yoga-twisted limbs.
Bragi out.