I wish for a large barrel of Honeydukes sweets.

As you walk into the room you find a barrel of Honeydukes sweets, but when you try and eat one you find out that it was a trap set by Fred and George. Your mouth starts to foam uncontrolably and you run to the bathroom.


I wish for a firebolt.

As you look through the window of Quidditch supplies you see the firebolt that you've always wanted. And it's on sale! You walk inside to purchase it. You pretty much empty your vault, but thats okay its worth it! you take it outside to try it out...but as you lift off you realize that its not a firebolt at all. It's an old cleansweep with a spell on it to make it look like one! ARH! you've been ripped off!

I wish for tickets to an international Quidditch game!

Your walking through the streets and suddenly u c a man saying that he sells tickets to the international Quidditch game! U jump with joy since u've always wanted to c a game and so u buy 1 with all ure savings. U get home and look at the ticket, it says :INTERNATIONAL QUIDDITCH TICKET expires 01/06/05.u say:"Mom, what date is today??" she answers" The seventh of January, dear"...."Why?"..............


I wish for a year supply of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

U see a year's supply of Every Flavor Beans in ur mum's wardrobe the week before Christmas. "Nice try, Mom" u say. U pick a bean out and chew on it 4 a second before realising:
"Ew! Horsepoo!" Then looking closer, u realise that all the beans look the same, and they're all horsepoo flavored.

I wish for the whole set of Chocolate Frog Cards!

The postman rings twice and hands you parcel. Unwrapping it you find a complete set of chocolate frog cards including the rarest of all, Thomas Edison (you’ve always suspected he was one of us). In side the package is a letter saying this is your inheritance from you favorite uncle who was going to take you on a world cruise next summer.

Next day you show off your cards and your friends get jealous and turn their backs on you for life.

That weekend you take it to a dealer to have it appraised for you insurance agent and are told they are all fake. (Uncle Epitisktick always was easy to fake out.)

Ah wish for a full scholarship to Hogwarts (tuition, books, supplies, et.)

U recieve a full scholarship to Hogwarts by mail. It looks so real, that u never thought it was fake. U went to Kings Cross Station, where platform 9 and 3 quarters was, and walk into the barrier. Only problem is, all there is is solid wall.

Ah wish for a ton of gold.

You receive in the mail a letter confirming you have inherited a ton of gold, but it’s in giant territory and you have to claim it in person.

Ah wish to have all the info in Hogwarts library in mah head.

Ah wish to have all the info in Hogwarts library in mah head.

Because you can only keep a limited about of information in you head, you start forgetting things like your name, your family, how to walk, how to talk........

I wish for a copy of the sixth Harry Potter book.

I wish for a copy of the sixth Harry Potter book.

On the day the 6th Harry Potter book finally comes out, you wake up at 5:00 AM to stand outside the book store. At 7:00 AM they open the doors but there are no Potter books in sight. The manager walks in and apologizes. "Unfourtunatly we were given the wrong dates. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince only comes out in July 2006 and not 2005..."

I wish to have a one on one interview with Harry Potter movie cast.

When you get there to the interview you just see a big furry Harry Potter suit.

I wish to become a seeker.

Your going to seeker tryouts one day. You're walking and suddenly you trip and injure both your legs and both your arms...you couldn't tryout anymore..

I wish to meet the Weird Sisters

You win a raffle draw where u get to meet the weird sisters. When u meet them, they have a new member, Merv Dodolotro. He takes you into a room for a 1-on-1 chat. As he sits down, he starts scratching his neck with his fingernails. Five seconds later, you get the shock of your life as you face Lord Voldemort with his wand out, pointing at you.
"What kind of person would miss such an obvious anagram?" he says, laughing. Merv Dodolotro. Lord Voldemort. Prepare to die, Higginbottom!"...

I wish for a brand new wizard chess set...

You get a new wizard chess for your birtbday and everythings going fine until all of a sudden the pieces start to shatter and the glass (made from the chess pieces) get's into both of your eyes and you can't ever play again.

I wish I'd to the GoF premiere.

Your at the GOF premiere, then you see rupert grint, and absolutely loose control, you go up to him and start screaming and hugging him. He calls you mental, then call security. You are kicked out and get a restraining order from Rupert and never allowed near the premises again.

I wish i could marry Rupert Grint.

You're up at the alter about to say "I Do" to Rupert Grint when his ex barges into the chapel screaming "NO! NO! don't do it!". So he doesn't and ends up going on YOUR honeymoon with her

I wish to have my own Quidditch team!

I wish to have my own Quidditch team!

There is an essay contest for whom the winner gets to have a Quidditch team named after them in their own city (or the city of their choice). You aren't very good at essay writing, so you buy a magical quill at a tricks and treasures store. The essay it formulates wins the contest, and you're all set to have a team named after you. But the joke's on you because the pen you bought was made to write in invisible ink across the page "written by a product of Tricks and Treasures", which would show up whenever the person who used it gave the paper to someone to read. It showed up and the judges were forced to relinquish the prize, and a Hogwarts first year from Liverpool ended up winning. Now there's a team called "the Paul McCartneys".

I wish that veritaserum worked on J.K. Rowling.

You see J.K rowling in a department store, and you've just bought some Veritaserum from the shop so you offer the Veritaserum to J.K. She spills out the secret that she isn't actually writing the books, her sister wrote most of the Philosopher's Stone (Sorcerer's Stone) but recently passed away, so J.K. finished the series without telling anyone. Then people incarcerate JK rowling and she never writes another HP book again. (OMG! what a disaster!)

MadEye2004, You didn't make a wish...

L-O-V-E IT! Ah always suspected thouse boys.

(I will make a wish for Mad_Eye if I am allowed)


I wish for Snape to dance the macarena in the next HP book.

Snape dances the macarena in Harry Potter and the Halfwit Prince. He becomes such a sensation everybody forgets about Harry and the seventh book is never written, nor are the later books filmed.

Ah wish Ah were married to the most beautiful girl in the world (i.e. Emma Watson).

NOTE: Ah did not wish to ALMOST marry Emma nor to marry someone who looks like her. You must find some way to make being married to her a bad thing.

You wake up to the birds chirping, sun shining, its the most peaceful of all mornings, and on top of that, today you are marrying Emma Waston!! Good for you!!! The wedding goes great, but on the way back down the aisle, you realize that you don't like the way she walks, and of course this is a HUGE pet peeve of yours. She realizes that she doesn't like the way YOU walk, also a huge pet peeve of hers. Why yous never realized this before, I don't know, but you agree to get the marriage annuled(sp?) and you both go your seprate ways.

I wish I had an endless supply of Chocolate Frogs!

Not bad, but Ah think Ah could be happy even if she walked backwards and quacked like a duck.


That one's easy. The day before the first shipment arrives the doc tells you your diabetic.

Ah wish a was a world famous movie star.