nice


tell him in a sober voice that harry potter is likely to thwart him again

uwww! good one!



um....1)magic marker black hair and round glasses on him while he's sleeping....
2)steal,snap, and bury his wand......
3)paint the Death Eater masks bright colors like pink and purple....
ummmm.....4)pop in and out of his room for hours. *pop* here *pop* gone....
and... uh... 5)die all his robes pink and call him Voldie-Pooo if your feeling brave.
That should do it. Who'snext? :

Good one! I have to think though!!

Umm, let's see now...

1) Tape him down to a chair ( remember to put a apperate stopper spell on him) and make him watch Teletubbies for 10 hours straight ( force his eyes open with those wooden pincher things)!
2) Mean while, the girls get some make up ready while the boys capture the Death Eaters.
3) Once the boys reaturn they change the channel to the news to see the Death Eaters capture over and over again.
4) While Voldy is screaming terror, the girls apply the pemenet make up. Including nail polish, eye liner, cream,lip stick, ect.
5) Once that's finished, we return to Teletubies and go off to paint his clothes purple and pink.
6) The day is done so we relese him with a 20 foot pole, get on our brooms and fly away( we took his, too) to Trenton, Canada.

um... here are a few from Mugglenet:

1. get him drunk.
2. tell him wormtail has a crush on him.
3. throw him a care bears themed birthday party.

1. Make him watch the Brady Bunch
2.Give him a kitten for his birthday.
3. Read him 'The Little Engine that could.'
4.Point out that he can not strike fear into the hearts of smal Teens.
5. Feed him baby food and act like the spoon is an airplane.
6. Tell him to think about changing his name from Lord Voldemort to something alitle more accepting such as Lod Spiderman.

I'm bad at this. But I tried!

I got a couple ways:

• Sing the bunny foo foo song ( Little Bunny Foo Foo hoppin through the forest) and when you get to the part about boppin field mice on the head, bop him on his head
• Jump up and down, wave your arms like a cartoon character, and yell "Hey Voldemort! CURSE ME CURSE ME!"
• Run up behind him, grab his nose and yell "GOT YOUR CONK!" ***Note: I got this from SS, at least, I think it was SS***
• Call him "Voldie" (Plain and stupid, but I'm sure it would work)

1. Report him to the Ministry of Magic.
2. Enter the room before him and announce his presence with fanfare.
3. Tell him what an over-repressed mama's boy he is.
4. Tel him that he's The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.
5. Recount to his DE all the times Harry Potter has thwarted his plans.
6. Say things like "Just like taking candy from a baby, although that seems to be hard for certain people" while glaring pointedly at him.

OMG, you guys are really funny!
Mhh....Let me try.................
umm...I got nothin

Ooh, I got some!
Ask him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What is that, a pool game?"
Call him Tommy.
Whenever you ask him a question, begin with "Riddle me this!"
In the middle of the night, creep into his bedroom and say in a freaky voice that you're his conscience and you're out to get him.
Every few minutes hit his arm and say, "Mosquito."
Remind the Death Eaters that their Master's father is a MUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Use the Imperius Curse on the Death Eaters and have them start singing some kid song and doing the Cancan in the middle of a meeting with Voldemort.
Tell Voldy that he's ugly- over and over and over and over and over again.
Say to him, "Oooooooooooh! Voldy!!!!!!!!! You like Bella!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!"

I like this game! I can also imagine me doing all of the things posted... :sorcerer:

If only he were real, I could imagine me doing those things with you as well. That'll be the funniest thing! HAHAH

-Tell him that no Dark Lord is complete without a Queen (hint hint, nudge nudge)
-start to cry and grovel at his feet getting his shoes wet while calling him "Voldie"(I'D curse somebody if they did that.)
-Start singing boy band songs to him lovingly.
-Tell him red and gold is the new Black (red and gold=gryf.)
-Ask him how a 11 yr. old boy defeated him and continue with 12, 14, 15...and oh yea, a ONE year old.
-Ask him if he can speak "bunny" too.
-Start hissing in strange ways at his snake.
-Ask him about his relationship with his father and how he feels about it.
-Bring him a poof from the Divination room too add some color up his decor.
-Mention that he's going to be on the new Queer Eye for the Straight Guy episode. Or would it have been better if I entered you in Queer Eye for the Gay Guy?
-Tell him Abrah Cadabra works better than Avada Cardava.
-Ask him if he's a Squib.

ok, thats all I have for now...

1) keep bringing up bellatrix lestrange into ur conversations and wink suggestively at him
2)while talking abt harry ask him in a perfectly serious tone, 'now are you quite sure you've got the right boy?' and before he answers slap ur foreheada nd go, 'oh! how silly of me. of course you did! you totally got screwed by a baby that day didnt you?"
3) hex him so everytime he speaks, it souns like he's speaking french in a highly nasal voice
4) recount all the thwarted 'kill-harry' plans in front of him and his DE and ask the DE in a stage whisper, "um you guys...are sure he's the right kind of goy to take over the world? i mean look at his desk! so disorganised!! tsk tsk
5) tell him repeatedly,' there is no good or evil. there is only jk rowling's plotline and those who read the books (so basically that means he is nothing!)

oooh, I got one!
Ask him why he's always speaking in a high voice..
umm.....ok, that was a bad one (don't hit me! :unsure: )
At least I tried.. :/

Say "Hey, I got a letter from some ________ (well known woman's name here- or even a man's name). It reads, 'Voldy, oh Voldy, how you've earned a place in my heart!'" And so on.
Tell him to do your chores.
Follow him around everywhere, copying his every word (unless of course he says he's stupid. Then you know what to do).
Say that he's been invited to a wedding, so he has to wear his best dresses.

All I can think of at the moment! :sorcerer:

you guys are soo funny! You need to come up with more!

One moment.... thank you for your time.

Remind him every few seconds that his plots are going to be foiled again. When he turns to kill you, make sure you have an invisibility cloak handy.
Prepare him a speech for the Death Eaters and force him to read it- make sure it doesn't go onto the topic of Harry.
Say that the name Harry is fitting for him and start calling him that.
Put a sign on his back that says "CURSE ME!"

u all r doing a great job cant think of any thing else to top it up

Tell him that your a muggle
Call him a muggle lover
Point out how sad it is that he's been beat, what is it, FIVE times now?

make fun of him and break his wand!

1.) during meetings sing "Kumbya my Lord"
2.) tell him he looked better without a body
3.) send him love letters and sign them Harry Potter
4.) in the middle of meetings say " So, wheres the food?"
5.) tell him the robes he has on makes him look fat
6.) Say to him " two words: Subway diet."
7.) Make him sit through my government class
8.) tell him his farts smell like roses
9.) absolutely insist that he wear a wig
10.) when recapping V-Morts losses against harry, go into detail
11.) compare him to the skeleton on "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
12.) tell him he needs to catch some sun
13.) ask him if he's into Slash
14.) say " Lucius says you are." when he dosent answer
15.) tell him that his Deathclock says he'll die in seven days, three hours, and 69 seconds.
16.) at meetings constantly ask for a group hug

i was very bored :sorcerer:

· Tell him his feet smell like cheese
· Offer him cheese and pineapple sticks,
· Tell him EVERYONE loves cheese and pineapple sticks
· Ask him how cheese is made
· Ask him why don’t cheese taste like milk if they both come from cows
· And yogurt , come to mention it
· Ask what his favorite cheese is, edam, cheddar, swiss??
· Ask why edam cheese has a rubber round it, could you use it as an eraser?
· Ask if the mice eat the holes out off swiss cheese

· Just ask him anything about cheese , if he shouts at you ask….

· Is cheese not that interesting then???

Then start on about potatoes

· Ask Why aren’t potatoes all the same shape
· Ask Did you know you can get purple potatoes
· Ask him What his favorite way to cook a potato?
· Ask him If potatoes have jackets why don’t they have scarfs

tell him youve always liked that potter family, lovely young son!

remind him and the whole group he is a half blood

put a big fluffy teddy bear on his bed

send him flowers from dumbledore for a joke

GIVE HIM A NICE BIG HUG AND SAY THAT ALL HE NEEDS IS A LITTLE LOVE AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF HE'D JUST ADOPT HARRY AS A GRANDSON