kiss him on the cheek.
walk into the room and say " proffesor snape, wots that? new aftershave?"
ask him if he every takes a shower

"Goodness Professor, the vampire look is soooooo last season!"
"You know what would look great with those robes? Pink bunny slippers!"
"You could do with some blusher, bring some colour to your plain skin, and use some cleanser once in a while...ew greasy or what?!"

Just 2 get it off my chest(bcuz id never say this).....

1)Ask Snape "What happened 2 ur lace-trimmed green dress w/ the
pinkish hat w/ the moth-eaten vulture on top along w/ ur adorible rose
red handbag we saw in Proff. Luppid's class? :mrgreen:
2)Put a banana on the floor and hex it 2 only trip Snape in Potions class
then say"Proff. Snape,next time dont spray banana perfume on ur feet
2 make em smell better,it doesnt work!" B)
3)say 2 Snape"MayB u shood clean ur house,the dust is getting on ur robes
and ur feet still reik. haven't u eva herd of soap?" Then run 4 the hills


:coolshades: u dont no me

1.Follow Snape around and Keep asking Him 20 Question's about Gryffindor
2. Everytime you walk into Potion Give Snape and Wink
3. Leave Rose's on His Desk

" I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves everybodys nerves everybodys nerves and this is ow it goes! I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves everybodys nerves everyboidys nerves and this is how it goes...."

" this is the song that never ends cause it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was then they kept on singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends cause it goes on and on my friend..."

"hey snape do you like snakes cause I hate them but you look like on so are you a snke is that why your name is proffesser SNAPE you just speyt it wrong on your application didnt you snapster,.... you there where did you go??"

how DO you get your hair so greasy

did you hear the one about the stupid death eater who gave up his evil ways to teach at hogwarts that ran into a bar? :sorcerer:

lol

ask snape why he doesn't wash his hair.

TELL HIM HARRY POTTER JUST WALKED IN THE CLASS ROOM

ask him why he wears such a cool dress

Snape, how do u spell supa- calla- fragelistic- expe- alley (run by now hes shouting 10 points off, youve got to cover which house youre from)

Send him a howler! All about how he broke your heart and stole your dress.

Start a Snape charity for the shampoo impaired.

lol

point and shout look it's miss snape (for wearing a dress)

Thanks Golden Snitch (read the one I did for annoying Filtch)


This one takes guts so tell the Weasley twins to do it (perhaps they'll make a nice harmony):
Stand up in front of the whole school at a meal time and sing " I want to be loved by you just you nobody else but you" to Snape.

Send a love letter from Snape to Vernon Dursley and sit back and watch the magic unfold :mrgreen:

:musicnote:

Ask Snape where he gets his shampoo,then tell him it doesnt work

Hand him a business card "This is my stylists, they do wonders with all types of hair, even yours!"

Talk about all the wonderful DADA teachers Hogwarts has had over the years, and how all the other teachers could never compare REALLY loudly in Potions.

Whistle 'I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair' really badly and out of tune.

tell him to wear a hot pink dress,pink ballet slippers,a tutu, and a little pink flower in his hair.

let's see how much i can make up from the top of my head in ten minutes.
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ask snape how much he cried when lily and james died. give him a box of tissues "in case he has a breakdown in class."

tell him how stupid he was to leave voldemort's circle (then run like heck in case he tries to hex you)

ask him endlessly what it's like to be an ex-death eater.

send him a howler about "how stupid you are for leaving you know who's crowd and becoming the potions teacher of hogwarts."

ask him if he remembers what it was like to be normal. tell him what a good memory he has.

constantly remind him (in public) how James Potter saved his life.

"professor, you're looking very nice in that dress." *dodgin hexes*

"How long were you crying after you found out Lily and James died?" *run away*

tell him to admit he doesn't use shampoo in front of the school.
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hehe... that's cool, almost ten ways to annoy snape in ten minutes! i rock!

Tell him he and Sirius would make a great couple.
Ask him why hes head of Slytherin if he was in Hufflepuff.

Hand him a KwickSpell subscription and say you know why he is limited to potions and would like to help him. - Arent you a good natured person! LOL!

Tell him that you adore his work - and you think that his best book was Voyages with vampires .... oops that was Gilderoy Lockhart!

ask him why James Potter had to save his life over and over and over and over......hahaha

1ask him the same 5 ?s over and over and [3 years later]and over and over :mrgreen:
2walk past him and yell'pppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuu''what is that.''
3put slugs on his desk and say heres ur valentines day present[on a note of coarse :whisle:

Lolz i like the one about telling him he and Hary Potter are alike... i can just picture his lip curling at the sound of that hehehe