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|  Have a very Harry day!! 
11-16-2006, 09:28 AM
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|  RWFC Vice President
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|  Ron's Royal Poetical Society
Welcome to the Grand Opening of "Ron's Royal Poetical Society" or the "RUPS" as one Sir OtterySt.Catchpole has duly named us.
Post your Ron poems, your RWFC poems, your SS poems, your RWFC member poems, and any other poems that inspiration hits you with in this thread! | 
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11-16-2006, 06:50 PM
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|  DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
Location: Gone ♥ Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 17,807
Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third |  First to post w00t, and remember give a hoot, don't polute ;J
Grand Opening
by Sgt. Ottery
Grand openings are grand affairs,
not like when I was caught with the Duke of Windsair! 
Oh bother, the press,
dealing with them is such a mess.
*Fires the cannons for love*
I wish I could see Lissydove,
In any event this thread's here,
and I think we should all cry out a cheer!
Ron Weasley's a swell guy,
he's totally cool, and fly,
that's why we're all here,
so let's get Shan-Shan to buy us all beer steers.
So Weasley is our king,
we all love him for his swing,
he's so sweet and cute,
you should all play him a toot, with your flute.
So here's the first poem, I've done my part,
so don't be mean and break my heart ♥
write more Ron love here in this thread,
Or I'm gonna sick Teddy on you, I dread. 
Da end. | |
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11-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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| Shan-Shan's attempt at poetry...
Shan-Shan's Induction into Cruphood
2000 posts have past, but they won't be the last,
Shan-Shan's reign of terror is never that fast!
She may be quite busy, no wait, make that tizzy,
Whether busy or tizzy, she'll always be fizzy.
Her attempt at poetry is really quite sad,
It may be just a fad, but boy is it bad!
Her love for SnitchSeeker, and her red-headed keeper,
Has saved her many times from becoming a weeper.
Shan-Shan loves her superhero, and now must go,
For her poetic mind has run quite low. | |
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11-21-2006, 04:53 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third |  My Love is like a red red rose ... only it's orange and it's a dandelion
My Shan-Shan she's so funny,
thinks she can't rhyme, that's runny,
I think she can do it very well,
in fact, I think I know that smell,
It's Shan-Shan's spam spam,
did you know this stuff is made with ham?
She loves Ron as much as me,
no that means equal to what I do bee,
Can you blame her?
He's better than Mrs. Clairol.
So that didn't rhyme,
it doesn't happen all the time,
Go write a poem or two,
then come and tell me boohoo!
*Smoochies Shan-Shan* | |
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11-21-2006, 08:13 AM
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| RWFC Vice President
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A Newsworthy Tale
A trailer on the news
Shan-Shan did just see,
It did not give her the blues, no
She squealed with glee!
The hint of a kiss
Between Harry and Cho
Was hard to miss
Though it was not slow!
A sneak peek of Ron,
The sexiest Weasley,
By far was what won
Shan-Shan's love of the teasy
And suspense-ful trailer in all Potter history
The release date she knows,
It is no mystery
And as she counts down
The days to her trip
July 13 in London-town
On her itinerary has a large red tick!
*tacklepouncehuggles Ottery*
You like? I'm good, aren't I? ;p | |
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11-21-2006, 08:00 PM
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| Comet aka FredK/O Fred's Last Laugh Crup
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Nynevah de Wynter
| Hm, see if you can guess who this one is about LOL
The Vampire turns a brooding eye
to the thicket come alive
in the stregnthening windstorm
then to the advancing swarm
as thunder booms on high
The howling wind echoing
the call of the beasts loping
over the bloodied glade
The Vampire raises his blade
The snarls and cries over the dell
a sure and chilling death knell
for the warrior brave
Yet unafraid he faces the horde
with stony aspect raises his sword
He wades into the bloody fray
determined to survive the day
At his side, a flame-haired brother
dearer to him than any other
fighting side by side to defeat
Fenrir's army of ferocious beasts
And if they cannot withstand
the attack of this rabid band
Still their names will be immortal
their blood shed on hallowed vale
And generations will recall
The Battle of Ottery St. Catchpole. I hope I did Ok. Loves ya! Oh, and in case your wondering who the Vampire is, Otty, I was inspired by your new status 
Last edited by KellyBear : 11-21-2006 at 08:10 PM.
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11-22-2006, 12:46 AM
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| Comet aka FredK/O Fred's Last Laugh Crup
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Nynevah de Wynter
|  Hmmmm...
Just saw Cheeky's LJ screencaps and felt inspired:
We Three
Closer than brothers
Thicker than blood
We three have each other
United in love
No matter the challenge
whatever dangers we face
Our friendship won't change
and none can replace
Side by side through the darkness
Hand in hand when it's light
Heart to heart, our love is timeless
Giving us the courage to fight! | |
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11-28-2006, 02:50 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third |  An Ottery Poem with political implications ...
It breaks my heart to think,
"Oh Ottery you poor fink",
he's stuck in a tale,
no the door didn't catch his tail,
but a story without an end,
which unlike Ottery's terrible trends,
is supposed to keep going forever,
and not until he thinks of something clever.
But no one has written,
and Ottery is quite smitten,
to think that he never will add,
to the terrible plight he's had.
Lost forever in limbo,
quick someone call Jimbo,
maybe he'd add a quick note,
and help out a poor bloke,
out of his dire predicament,
being stuck in a story is indecent!
*cough*Ron'sneverendingstorywhat?ImeanyouShanShan* smoochiesglompsflees**cough* | |
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11-28-2006, 02:57 AM
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| RWFC Vice President
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A tale of two lovers
Did a fake brunette write
Leaving them stuck in a predicament
That neither did like.
The second part is looming
So tarry not, my dear friend
I will not long leave you hanging
For the glorious happy end.
(You understand what I'm talking about, Ottery dearest! *loves*) | |
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11-28-2006, 02:57 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third |  Added at Shan-Shan's request. Oh look I'm Emily Dickinson LOL
No. 1447
Ronald Weasely is my King,
even though he's not got Bling,
I don't mind cuz he's all mine,
Hermione just thinks he's fine.
Harry loves Ron like a pal too,
and can you blame him he's loyal & true,
A pal like that is what Harry needs,
otherwise there'd be quaking of his knees.
So Harry, Hermione and Ron, the three,
are the bravest heroes that you'll see,
so I love them all "Go save the day,"
but Ron the best, that's all I gotta say. 
No. 1449
Oh you devious girl,
If I weren't a boy I'd be a churl,
you did smite me with love,
and you're taking my dove,
but Ron's only yours for a while,
cuz he's mine and I get him in style.
So enjoy him while you can Shan-Shan,
cuz I'm gonna go after his cute can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Lovingly Dedicated to Shan-Shan too  | |
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11-28-2006, 03:03 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Ottery St. Catchpole
Third | So not a pastoral...or Otterys poetic reply don't give me thigh I want chicken nugget
Oh of your love I do know, Shan, my sweet,
tis sweeter than wine, finer than silk and it don't tweet,
stupid bird *Teddy fires the cannons*
That will teach you, you badduns!
When in prosidy I do reply,
to my dear Shan-Shan you'd best stay high,
don't warble your song at me,
or I'll give you cannon for birdseed.
Now Shantelle my sweet,
I did gather what you writ,
I think it so lovely and well
my heart it did so swell.
I can't wait for the next part,
waiting for you is my heart.
*smoochies* | |
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11-28-2006, 03:23 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third | More Poetic Glee for Shan-Shan and Meeeeeeeeee Hehehehe
No. 1452
Dearest Shan-Shan,
the sight of you,
does make me spew,
so much poetry,
it's wordy glee.
I think you're sweets,
and I love you more than beets,
and yes I think I'll rhyme,
for you anytime,
it's not many friends like you I've got,
you're better than a house just bought.
You're more fun than running with Billy the kid,
and you don't smell so bad after days of done rid,
that's western talk for riding a horse,
don't forget I'm a cowboy aaw course.
So I have to go now,
I don't know when I'll be back or how,
but know always this is true,
I love you then, before and after too.
Explication of the postatation
Before you get cross with me,
allow me a little reprieve,
the reason I post again,
isn't so hard to explain,
I hate the edit line,
not my idea that's fine,
call this spam if you want,
but I'd say you're a part ...
of that maddening crowd,
that doesn't know a sow from a cow,
fine art from the low,
or a lady from a *slaps* dough, I was gonna say dough ...  | |
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11-28-2006, 03:54 AM
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| RWFC Vice President
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There once was an Otter from Texas
Who posted from one second to the next-as
His poems were cute
Very sweet and astute
Making Shan-Shan feel for him quite a fondness
(It doesn't matter if you double post, love. Not in here. And Texas is really hard to find words to rhyme with...) | |
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11-28-2006, 03:58 AM
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| A poem by Ottery...posted by Shan-Shan coz of evil teachers
1458.-1459.-
One last row before I go,
Yes, yes I know,
when I'm in class,
I'll look the 
for not doing my stuff,
but I think Shan-Shan is so luff,
I can't help but write her poetry,
she makes me all "Aaaaaaaah, eeeeeeeeh" | |
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12-06-2006, 10:49 AM
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The time has come for Shan to say
Farewell to KFC,
To the Colonel, and all her dear workmates,
It's time for her to flee.
With two more shifts and lots of gifts
And many camera clicks,
The only things she'll take with her:
4 years experience and lots of pics.
It's with a happy heart she hangs up her hat,
Her Team Member Trainer badge too.
Although, if she's sneaky enough,
She'll hide it and they won't notice, the fools.
The uniforms, all washed and dry,
Will be returned with a smile,
Glad to be rid of them,
Possibly sad, but only for a little while.
It's with a laugh, a dance, a cheer,
At the thought of sleeping in late,
That gives her the will to keep
Working 'till the end of the last day.
All this fuss means one important thing:
More time to spend in the Club!
Where Weasley is our King,
And SS friendships are worth the hubub!
~Dedicated to my gorgeous RWFC friend, Sarah. Miss you heaps and love you even more!
Last edited by padfoot_88 : 12-06-2006 at 10:53 AM.
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12-17-2006, 06:28 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third | *madglomps*
It seems I find myself here again, to write another poem for a friend.
This one's a new poem, but this is still an old friend. So here goes okay?
A Poem for a love so true
by Ottery St. Catchpole
You couldn't find a better, truer friend, than Shan-Shan or Scooby Doo,
Well I can't say that there what I said, is totally and completely true,
there's also Ron, and Scrappy Doo, and can't forget Rupert too.
In any case this poem isn't a list of true friends,
just a small reminder of one that's a godsend.
Shan-Shan and I met, I can't remember when or how,
but don't go getting upset sweet dear, really don't have a cow.
The time or place we met isn't something surreal,
I wouldn't call it something funny, or something trivial,
If I forgot it's because I think too much,
come to think on it I think that's when the car broke the clutch.
In any event this is to tell you, I do think of you,
you're always writing me sweet things like when I'm blue.
You make me smile and not just every once in a bloody while.
You're the kind of girl I could come to love and even dress you in argyle.
It tears me apart that you're leaving your home to go out in the big world,
to meet new folks, buy a home, try to steal my Rupert, and unfurl,
your lovely gossamer wings,
or would you rather they were feathered like angels things?
Whatever you choose I know that's the right thing,
because you think with your heart and not with your spleen.
Think on this in the days up ahead, when you can't find me around,
I'm never so far a friend that you can't find me in town,
because wherever you go, or wherever I am,
you carry me in your heart, and when you get back you'll have tons of my spam.
Bonus Mini Poem
Love you Shan-Shan ♥ You're loyal and true,
when you're gone even for a minute I'll be blue,
hope you have fun in Hong Kong,
but don't bring back King Kong,
though I can say I'd love a kimono or two,
a samurai sword, and some Chinese glue. | |
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12-18-2006, 07:19 AM
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| DA PoetRupert is My Man!SS100 Triumphant Poltergeist
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ottery St. Catchpole
Third | I think it's funny that my favorite number and my favorite Shan-Shan went together in
that last post ...
A love letter to Ron Weasley, the perfect man ♥
by Ottery St. Catchpole (the perfect otter)
Dearest Ron,
When in times of darkness, I find my soul lost,
you're who I turn too, because you're better than that show Lost.
Alias, with Jennifer Garner and the spies, yeah that was better,
I don't know what the hell they were thinking I should write 'em a letter.
But back to our favorite red headed boy, who's heart is loyal and true,
just like my Shan-Shan's is to me, so I tell y'all Booyah, when she's gone I'll be boohoo.
Ron's ace when it comes to catching the quaffles,
he's not the kind who'd be caught thinking of waffles.
No way, Jose, our boy is the man, no wait he's the King,
he's not blonde and mean, or uncombed with a scar but he's better than bling,
because Ron's got ... I don't know some thing,
that makes all our hearts go ring, ring.
Someday we all hope to see him in Hermione's arms,
because if not then there's going to be lots of alarms,
the shippers they're gonna go crazy mad yo,
it's like a keg of dynamite ready to blooooowww.
Ron's he's loyal and true, with a heart of gold, and one sister too,
so when he's off in Hermione's arms and I'm feeling all blue,
I think I'll be hitting on Fred and George, who knows maybe Bill too.
~ Love, Otty ♥
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