The ear jokes, identical jokes. Just so much. And the part where Ron says to Hermione 'No wonder I couldn't get my wand out Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're to tight.' LMAO, too funny.
And Pottercast, how one of the twins says that they didn't agree on that name. lol.

There were so many great lines! JKR is such a funny writer... I give her so much credit, it's so hard to transfer humor to paper. Definitely loved Ron's "Merlin's saggy left --" exclamation, and "runs faster than Severus Snape chased by a shampoo bottle". The description of Sirius's room made me laugh, as did Potterwatch, and basically all of the ear jokes.

I can't remember them all, there are so many funny parts to the book.

The Potterwatch radio show was hillarious! and all the holey jokes made by Fred and George! The part when Ron is trying to stop rain in Yaxley's office, was v.funny. Also, when McGonagall charmed the desks in the battle scene she yells "charge". Also, Snape's scarastic humour when he's talking to Dumbledore about killing him.
When Harry was in Sirius's bedroom where there were pictures of bikini-clad girls, lol!

When Ginny getting mad when some other girl was flirting with Harry.
When Ron and Hermione kissing in the middle of the battle in front of Harry.
And when Ron returned and he was getting yelled at by Hermione just after saving Harry's life!!!

I know, I really cracked up at that. I think that was one of the only funny parts in the book.Plus, where ROn and Hermy kiss.

Fred and George at the Wedding, Potterwatch, Ginny's angry when Harry talking about Cho really make me smile.

I almost laughed when Hermione attacked Ron after he came back. Both me and Harry seemed to be expecting a smooching reunion.

I thought it was funny when Xenophilius Lovegoos turned up at the wedding and Auntie Muriel said he looked like an omlette. That's a visual for you!

Yeah, that was pretty funny. Also, Aunt Muriel made me laugh because she was so oblivious and ignorant to everyone's feelings. She obviously didn't care what she said. I don't know why I would think that funny.

It has to be the house elf’s. First Kreacher hitting Mundungus with the saucepan:

‘Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?’

And in the final battle when the hose elf’s started attacking the death eaters ankles with kitchen knives. I thought that was hilarious

The Seven Harrys cracked me up when they all drank the potion. When Ron said "I knew Ginny was lying about that tatoo" I laughed out loud, because the whole tatoo scene in the 6th book is one of my favorite parts of the whole series
And when Ron came back to Harry and Hermione, and Hermione attacked him That was funny because I expected her to hug him or something of that sort, lol.
Oh! and of course:
"Saint like" he murmured.

"What's wrong with him?' croaked Fred, looking terrified, 'is his mind affected?'

"Saint-like" repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother, "you see... I'm holy. Holey. Fred, geddit?"

"Pathetic," he told George, "With the whole wide world of ear related humour before you, you go for holey?"

"I'm George," said the twin at whom Moody was pointing.

"Can't you tell us apart even when were Harry?"

"Sorry, George --"

"I'm only yanking your wand, I'm Fred really --"

"How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.

George's fingers groped for the side of his head.

"Saintlike," he murmured.

"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"

"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?"

Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded Fred's pale face.

"Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"

"Ah well," said George, grinning at his tear soaked mother. "You'll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum."

"No, Harry, you listen," said Hermione. "We're coming with you. That was decided months ago -- years, really."

These are just a few of my MOST FAVORITE quotes from DH...<3

I love this part this is the only time Jo used that word.

I agree...
I loved What Molly Called Bellatrix....
HILARIOUS!!!!

I found it funny when hermione and ron finally kiss in the room of requirement harry's just like "oy there's a war going on here"

And I love Fred and George's jokes about George's holeless ear! LOL

lol ditto! Along with Potterwatch, the ear humor and let's not forget the book Fred and George gave Ron! lol

He opened his eyes; he had sunk to the floor. Hermione was pounding on the door again.
"Harry, open up!"
He had shouted out, he knew it. He got up and unbolted the door; Hermione toppled inside at once, regained her balance, and looked around suspiciously. Ron was right behind her, looking unnerved as he pointed his wand into the corners of the chilly bathroom.
"What were you doing?" asked Hermione sternly.
"What d'you think I was doing?" asked Harry with feeble bravado.
"You were yelling your head off!" said Ron.
"Oh yeah...I must've dozed off or ---"


"I think," he said slowly, "he's [Gregorovitch] got something to do with Quidditch. There's some connection, but I can't-- I can't think what it is."
"Quidditch?" said Ron. "Sure you're not thinking of Gorgovitch?"
"Who?"
"Dragomir Gorgovitch, Chaser, transferred to the Chudley Cannons for a record fee two years ago. Record holder for most Quaffle drops in a season."
"No", said Harry. "I'm definitely not thinking of Gorgovitch."
"I try not to either," said Ron. "Well, happy birthday anyway."


When Ron recommends that Harry do his fly by hand instead by magic.

when george made the ear jokes and with kreacher hitting mundungus with the frying pan im reading the book again so i'll probably find more

Oh,i laughed my pants off at every joke of Fred and George,ron's sarcastic comments,Kreacher beating 'Dung,Potterwatch and at the duel between Molly and Bella. ahaha,yea. that was awesome!

when George lost his ear and started saying that he's holey .. that made me laugh
and ALL of the wedding chapter
oh yeah i remembered on thing ,, when Hermione cooked for Ron when he was kind of sick

I laughed when george made the joke about his ear. I also laughed when it said Hermione was flabbergasted. That's just a funny word.

McGonagall and the stampeding desks was the funniest part to me. Also, Auntie Muriel telling Hermione she had "bad posture and skinny ankles". That was a great line.

"run faster than Severus Snape when confronted with shampoo"

stampede of desks coming hurtling past, with McGonagall yelling, "CHARGE!"

"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"

I can't remember exactly what was said but when Sybill is throwing crystal balls at death eaters

and when Neville's grandmother is fighting

all the Holey jokes

Luna dancing at the wedding

"look we're identical" "I dunno, I still think I'm better looking"

"OI! there's a war going on here!"

"I can't give love to a professor"

"voldy has gone mouldy"

Muriel in general

I think hermiones fight with Ron after he came back was funny.

Every description of Pigwidgeon !