What were your favourite quotes from the book? There was some great ones!

Favourite lines ?

Fred/George Weasley, after taking the polyjuice potion to look like Harry, saying "Hey, we look identical !" Nice bit of irony and humour there boys.

Molly Weasley calling Bellatrix a $%^# when she attacked her in defence of Ginny. You go girlfriend...

Fred and George's multiple ear jokes after George lost his ear to the sectumsempra spell.

There's more, but the wife now has the book seeing that I finished it yesterday. I can't pry it out of her fingers to look for favourite quotes, but the above ones do stick out.

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I loved the Ron/Hermione fight and like up there ^^^ Molly charging at Bellatrix ^_____^.

I loved the Kreature line when he smacked him over the head with the pan.

-- Kreature's thin arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft.

"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for good luck?"--

Hahahahahaha.

Yeah, Kreacher made me giggle. I think the best would have to be "That's my daughter you *insert non-ss appropriate word here*" or something like that, can't quite remember.

lol My Fav was "Thats the Secodn Time We've Saved Your Life, you two-faced *insert non-SS appropriate word here*" lol after he punches Malfoy....trhat means the whole trio got at least 1 punch in during their school years

I loved Ron's sarcasm throughout the book, such as:
"Great, I'll go get our other goblin-made sword so you can gift-wrap it."

I love the Fred and George jokes.

The whole dialogue when Percy returns to Hogwarts, Fred calls him a "Ministry loving , family disowning, power hungry moron", percy agrees, and George says "Well, you can't say fairer than that." Also, Fleur and Lupin having the small talk to cut the tension. I love that whole scene.

I think my favourite emotional quote would have to be, when Harry is walkig through the forest with his dead loved ones and says to his mother "Stay close to me."

Also when Neville tells Voldie he'll join him "when hell freezes over"

All in all, there are too many to choose from.

Fred and George with all the Ear Jokes..THAT WAs Awesome!!

And then Molly at the End when she attacked belltrix..HA! thats probably gonna be the most loved Quote outta them all

but My Absolute fave was between dumbledore and snape when talking about whats going to happen to harry and how Snape cared about him
"after all this time" - dumbledore
"always" - Snape

I cant remember them off the top of my head but i loved..
The jokes made by George about his ear
Kreacher with the frying pan
When Ron punched Malfoy as they walked past him invisable

One of my fav quotes is Chapter Five when Mrs. Weasley asks George how he feels and he says:

That made me laugh so hard. Lmao!!! <33

I loved the ear jokes they were good....i loved when molly called bellatrix a *insert non SS appropriate word here* but my all time favorite qoute from the book was on page 518

And in the end it is the same, Both of them have parents who die soon after birth thanks to the dark lord, and they both have grad parents, who were close to their parents. It is the best qoute in the book.

Ron is just hilarious throughout the book <3

Fred & George have some hilarious bits, also. Those ear jokes, hehe.

DD telling Harry in King's Cross, chap. 35:

Quote:

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

Snape's

Quote:

"Look... at...me..."

^One of the saddest moments in the book, IMO.

this one made me laugh so much
" we did it, we bashed them, wee potter's the one
and voldys gone mouldy, so now lets have have fun"

All of Ron's comments. The one after Peeve's song was very funny.

On a serious one though, I'd say it was Dumbledore talking to Harry saying "Of course it's in your head, but does that make it any less real?"

This book was absolutely full of amazing--and funny--quotes. But, seeing as I can't quote the entire book.

All George's jokes about his ear. Very amusing, despite what Fred might have said.
A lot of what Dumbledore said while at King's Cross.
Mrs. Weasley screaming at Bellatrix.
Snape, his last words.
"Merlin's saggy left--"
"Merlin's pants!"
Peeves' chant.
Kreacher's words at Hogwarts with house-elves.
"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?" (I love Kreacher!)
"The fact remains that Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo." (Potterwatch)
"Would you like me to do it now or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" (Snape to Dumbledore)
Ron punching and then shouting to Draco after saving them again, while they were under the Cloak.
"Even after all this time?" "Always."
When Percy returns and, while fighting, shouts that he is resigning.
"Stag? It's a goat, idiot!"
"You--complete--*insert bad word here*--Ronald--Weasley!"
"Bad posture and skinny ankles"
"You breed like gnomes!"


Wow, so many to choose from, but I can't post them all

"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for good luck?"
"Stag? It's a goat, idiot!"
"Merlin's saggy left--"
"Merlin's pants!"
What Molly shouted at Bellatrix! "You -you know what it is-"
"The fact remains that Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"Did I mention I'm resigning?"
"Saint-like." "Holey."
"We did it, We bashed them, Wee Potter's the one
And Voldys gone Mouldy, So now lets have Fun"
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"When Hell freezes Over"
"Great, I'll go get our other goblin-made sword so you can gift-wrap it."
"Hey, we look identical!"
"Thats the Second Time We've Saved Your Life, you two-faced -do I have to repeat -"
"Im not being Rodent I want to be Rapier!"
I'm George, can't you even tell us apart when we're Harry?
"If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure."
"Vot," he said, draining his goblet and getting to his feet again, "is the point of being an International Quidditch Player when all the good-looking girls are taken?"


And the saddest of all:
"Look... at...me..."

Wow. So many...SO MANY!

I loved:

'"As a matter of fact, I did Confund him..."' - Quoted by Ron.

'"He's snogging her!" James added, as thouh worried he had not made himself clear.' - Quoted by James Potter (junior)

'"Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!"' - Quoted by Luna.

The saddest one for me was: 'Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.'


And so many more. There was one, that really, really stood out to me. It hit me and made me feel all tingly and...just..weird:

'Every secon he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool air on his face, was so precious: to think that people had years and years, time to waste, so much time it dragged, and he was clinging to each second.'

the ear jokes are awesome...i love how the can be so humorous even when something horrible has happened. haha!

"How don you feel, Georgie?" (mrs. Weasley)
"Saintlike...you see, i'm holey. Holey, fred, geddit?" (george.)

haha i think they are soo funny. Heres my other fave, its terribly sad.
the one where they say Fred still has a smile etched on his face after dying...ahh i cried like a baby...theres more but i dont feel like looking them up...

Well, there were loads of funny ones, including Peeve's song, and I LOVED Molly Weasley calling Bella a ^#%*£!
But my favourite has to be -
from Remus. I just loved this one because -
a) It means that Tonks had her baby! *squee*
b) It's so nice that Remus changed his mind! *supersquee*

And all of George's "holey" jokes.
Also -
"Did I mention I'm resigning?"
"Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny *insert bad word here* forever".
"I'm Ted, by the way, Ted Tonks - Dora's father". (This one is purely because I love the nickname Dora for Tonks!!! )

"Dinner, Nagini." It's so evil. *shudders*

"Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"
"The fact remains that Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo." - both: perfect lines.

"Would you like me to do it now or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" - so...Snapish.

"I liked it when hermione sadi "I still haven't ruled it out" after Ron said that he was lucky she didn't attack him with birds again.

Wow there are to many to mention!!!
The Funny Ones:
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the One,
And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now lets have fun!" - Peeves (how can you not love it!)
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU *&@%$!" - Mrs Weasley (again how can u not love it?)
Fred on Potterwatch - "Im not being Rodent I want to be Rapier!"
Georges holey jokes
"Did I mention I'm resigning?" - Percy

The sad ones:
About the smile still etched on Freds face although he was dead (I was soooo upset!!)
Snape - "Look...at...me" (Oh my gawsh how sad!)
The whole of Dobby's death/funeral
All the stuff about Harry visiting James and Lilys grave and the statue.

Funny ones!
"Saint-like, holy, holey geddit?"
"Did I mention I was resigning?"
"Hey, we look identical!"
"Of course, I forgot we were fighting Voldermort in a mobile library!"
"Are-you-MENTAL?"
"The fact remains that Voldemort can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
(etc, theres just too many!)

Saddest:
Fred dying, with laughter still etched in his face.
"After all this time?"
"Always"
"Look...at...me..." [Their eyes meeting and Snape dying]
Snape crying over Lily in Sirius's bedroom
Ron fighting the locket as it tortured him, the way it showed he loved Hermione as it tortured him with the thought that Harry and Hermione were in love and that he was in the shadows constantly
(etc. and lots more, a lot of the book is sad, happy ending though!)

Personal favorite;
"All's fair in love and war."