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Stuff That Needs Doing

1. Herbology 2. Muggle Studies 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms 13. Quidditch 14. Hogwarts A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. Tangy 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pyjamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework




Brotherly Love.


#98 Pyjamas.

“Come here, Freddie!!” Called a four year old George, backing his twin brother into a corner. It was bedtime, but somebody didn’t feel like sleeping.

Fred shook his head. “Go away.”

George lunged at Fred. There was a tussle, which several shouts, bangs and crashes issued from within.

“What is going on!!” The door banged open, a furious looking Mrs Weasley stood at the door, hands on hips.

“George, where’s Fred?”

George gave a shy little chuckle and stepped aside. Fred emerged, pyjama bottoms pulled over his head in a super wedgie!

Fred limped forward, and crashed into the wardrobe.
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#24 House elf

“Ugh, Draco! Get away from that thing!”

At the Malfoy Manner, Lucius was casting a disapproving eye over his son, a one year old Draco, who was sitting on the gleaming kitchen floor, a blanket clutched in one chubby hand. The other arm was wrapped tightly around the body of Dobby the House elf.

Draco snuggled closer, hugging with all his might, until a disgusted Lucius pulled him away.

Draco held out a podgy hand and clutched in mid air at the elf.

“Dobsieeee!!” He called, and the elf looked solemnly back.

A single tear fell down Draco's podgy cheek.
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#53 Chase

A loud giggle, like that of a pig being tickled, rang throughout the Potter’s household; where a three year old James ran around the bedroom, fathers invisibility cloak above his head like a cape.

Dodging his father’s outstretched arms, who was in hot pursuit, he ran towards the mirror. Throwing the cloak over his head, he gave a small giggle.

Hidiiiing.




...James didn’t know what the cloak did.

Yet.

Mr Potter smirked and pointed at the mirror.

James swivelled, and choked mid-chuckle.

He saw daddy…but no James!!

He gulped.

“Agggghhhhhh!!!” he yelled, running at his father. “Daddieeeeeee!!! Heeeelpp!!”

Evil cloak.
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#45 Torch

Clickey Clickey
On.
Off.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

A three year old Arthur Weasley let out a squeal of absolute joy. His chubby wrists held an old muggle torch that he had found, discarded, in the garden. He flicked it on and off, revelling in the joy of it and finding it quite hilarious. It was unlike anything he had ever seen.
A questionable look came into his big eyes. Slowly, he lifted the torch up to his eye, the better for seeing inside!

He turned it on.
Bad idea.

Better idea!!......
....Arthur put the torch in his mouth and continued to chew.
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#73 Warn

An incredibly bulky five year old boy sat picking his nose on the couch. He looked as though he was having a good time, however his mother turned her nose up at him.

“Stop that, Vincent.” She said. “It’s disgusting!”

The baby Crabbe ignored her, and carried on picking away, a look of great determination in his eyes.

“Vincent!” His mother yelled. Crabbe looked up, mid-pick. “It’ll bleed,” she warned him.

Crabbe shrugged his shoulders and continued.

Minutes later there was a cry from the living room. A heavy stream of blood poured from the child’s nose.

“I warned you.”
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#71 Untie

Mrs Lupin heaved a heavy, frustrated sigh and glared down at her six year old son, Remus. For the past half an hour, she had been attempting to tie his shoelace.

And every time she got it done, he had untied it.

This proved incredibly frustrating.

“One more time,” she said, proceeding to tie up the laces of his tiny shoes.
This time, she was relieved and rather surprised when she looked down and both were tied.

“There we go Remus, that wasn’t so-“

He untied them.

“REMUS!!”

“Teeeheehee.” He grinned up at her with big eyes.

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#1 Herbology.

Plump and pink cheeked, a four year old Pomona Sprout sat in the garden while her parents set up picnic things a little way off. She waddled off. On her way, a vine slowly crept and wound its way around her ankle. She looked down at it sternly, brows furrowed.

“Noo.” She told it. But it persisted.

She smacked it.

“Noo!” She repeated sternly. She slapped it again. “Cheeky monkey.”

The vine loosened its grip. She unknotted herself calmly, sat down and began to stroke it.

“Naiiiice plant.”

Proving Pomona Sprout was always destined to be a Professor of Herbology.
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#55 Egg On

“I don’t wanna!!” Cried Ron, small, red headed and six years old.

“Do it.”

Fred and George held up a small struggling gnome. They had somehow managed to put lipstick on it, and an excessive amount of eyeliner.

“I don’t wanna!”

“Ron, kiss the gnome.” Said Fred, egging his brother on with a demonic look in his eye.

“But it’s soooo grosss!”

“Ronnikins,” said George, “do you really think any witch will want to kiss you if you have'nt had practise? Kiss the gnome.”

“Maybe I don’t wanna kiss a witch?!”

“It’s the gnome, or Percy.”

Reluctantly, Ron puckered up.
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#87 Plaid

It was quite clear, to anyone, that Plaid did not look good on ANYONE. So why Kendra Dumbledore had decided it was high time that baby Albus had a new plaid jumpsuit, nobody knew.

Albus sat in his crib, pulling at the jumpsuit. He didn’t like the pattern, it made his eyes go fuzzy.

He sat up, tugging at one of the buttons. He used his hands, his teeth; even his feet at one point. But it refused to come loose.

One last tug of almighty strength-

He tugged too hard. The button flew off, and baby Albus toppled backwards.
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#79 Tangy

Arthur and Molly Weasley cooed over the crib of their baby son, Percy. The couple were growing impatient for the baby’s first words to arrive.

“Say “dada!”” Encouraged Arthur Weasley, beaming down into the cot. “Go on, Son. Say “dada.” “Dada!””

Molly leant even closer. “Say “Mama!”” she smiled. “”Mama!””

The baby blinked up at them, confused.

“One last try.” Arthur told Molly, as frustration crossed her features. “Say “dada!” You can do it son! Go on! Say “dada!””

They baby opened its mouth to speak. Molly and Arthur looked up expectantly.

“Tangy.”


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#95 Snowball

“Lucius! Lucius – no, no – Lucius, DON’T EAT THE SNOW!”

A frustrated Mrs Malfoy was wrestling a handful of snow out of the toddlers hand, the handful of which had been dangerously close to the infants mouth.
Lucius stopped and grinned up at her, and she relaxed her grip on him. But the moment she did, he made another desperate bid to get the snow into his mouth.

“LUCIUS, NO!!” Mrs Malfoy yelled. “I told you, you don’t eat the sn-

OW!!”

For the baby Lucius had chucked badly made snowball right her mouth. Mrs Malfoy looked momentarily shocked.

Lucius giggled.
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#15 Room

“Dean, come out of the airing cupboard.”

“No!”

Dean slammed the door and held the handle tight. He was seven years old, and had decided that his new hidey hole was the airing cupboard. It was warm and cosy.

“Dean!” said his father. “You cant stay in there!”

“Why not?” shouted Dean through the door.

“It’s tiny! There isn’t room to swing a cat in there!”

“Don’t care,” replied Dean, stubbornly. “Its warm.”

“Well,” his father said, slowly. “You DO know that your mother keeps her underwear in there, don’t you?”

Fair to say, Dean was out like a shot.
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#72 Vex

Mrs Lestrange had come to realise that having a ten year old daughter could be incredibly vexing. It came of that funny age, with Bellatrix thinking she was now an adult now that she had reached double digits.

She wasn’t.

“Bella,” she said sternly, “take those off.” She cast a disapproving eye at her daughter, who was wearing her mothers black, highest stilettos.

Bellatrix refused.

“They suit meee,” she whined, and proceeded to clatter around the kitchen in them. Up and down, Clitter clatter, until-

SMASH!!

Bellatrix lay in a crumpled pile on the floor.

“Take them off.”

“Ok, mummy.”
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#3 Transfiguration.

Shuffle shuffle shuffle….FALL.

Pick self up…shuffle….trip…FALL.

Neville was learning to walk. A huge feet, for someone as clumsy as himself.
Neville’s grandmother tutted at him. “Cant even walk!” she said. “Keep this up, boy, and I’ll have to transfigure you into a Zimmer frame. At least that was you’ll be able to stay upright.”

But this just made him ever more determined.

“What are you doing!?” cried his grandmother as Neville stood up once again, and grabbed at her pearl necklace to steady himself.

Solid as a hefty rock!

Neville ignored to gurgling noises of strangulation coming from his grandmother.
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#64 Nap

Ah. Now that the first lump of soggy, slightly cold mashed potato has hit you in the side of your face, you’re guessing it’s time that Lee went to bed. You roll your eyes and go to pick him up. He looks up at you with big baby eyes, and you feel your heart soften.

You hate it when he does that.

You carry him to bed. He is being strangely obedient. You take advantage.

“Night night little lee,” you murmur to the three year old.

That’s when the second congealed lump of potato hit you square in the eye.
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#18 Whomping Willow.

Lavender stuck her nose up at the new toy.

Why would anyone, especially a girl, want a miniature moving Whomping willow?

Why??!!

She held it in her hand, balanced atop her palm, and watched the branches sway this way and that.

She raised her eyebrows at it.

A strand of long hair fell forwards and was immediately caught up in the swaying branches. Lavender gave a small cry, but the hair became more entangled, winding around the branches and drawing her head towards the willow.

“AGHHHHH!!” Cried the six year old, and began tugging frantically at the ever shortening strand.
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#2 Muggle Studies


Narcissa’s podgy little nose was squished up against the smooth glass window of the house that looked out onto a Muggle Street. She hated staying here, it stank of commonness and equality. She hated it, she was just too young to know that she hated it.

Two podgy hands accompanied the nose squished against the window. Beyond the glass, a boy played. Narcissa frowned at him.

He was a muggle.

And he was sitting on a large orange ball with funny ears, and kind of hopping around on it. She watched him studiously.

Well that was strange.

But…oddly…she wanted one.
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#11 History of Magic

Charlie was in his second year of Hogwarts, and this had come with a great sense of importance over his younger siblings. He was sat, brows furrowed, over a piece of History of Magic homework when his little sister bounded up to him. She was pig-tail bound and gappy-toothed, and VERY annoying.

“Whatchoooo dooooooing?” She asked, head cocked to one side.

“Homework,” he grunted.

“Why?”

“It’s for school.”

“Why?”

“So I can learn.”

“Why?”

“So I can get a good job.”

“Why?”

“GINNY!! SHUT UP!!”

Ginny’s lip wobbled, and she shrank back away from her brother. Good. Until –

“Why?”

“GINNY!!”
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#60 Joke

Sneaky Sneakkk.

Ten year old Sirius crept through the bedroom of Regulus Black, heavy dung bomb clutched tightly in his little hand. He held back a snigger. Shifty eyes, shifty eyes.

He held out his hand, looked about him, and was just about to drop it when –

“OI!!”

Sirius spun round. Regulus stood at his bedroom door, his face shocked and menacing. Sirius gave him a guilty smile.

“Don’t you dare!” Roared Regulus.

Again, Sirius smiled. “Just my little joke, bro.” He winked, one hand poised dangerously above the bomb. Regulus’ eyes widened in fear.

“No!”

“Teehee!!”

BANG!!

“EWWWWWW!!”

RUNNNNNNNN!!
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#19 Wand

Jab Jabby Jabby Jab Jab Jab!!!

“Teddy!! Give that to me. Now!”

“Teeheheheee!!”

Teddy the toddler gave Harry a mischievous grin, before turning and continuing to jab the cat some more, which had, until recently, been snoozing soundly on the rug in the living room. At each jab, a spark emitted from the end of the wand, causing the cat to spit and hiss angrily at Teddy. This made him chuckle. A lot.

“Teddy, please,” Harry pleaded, approaching carefully. He did not for ONE second delude himself that Teddy wasn’t dangerous when armed with that thing.

BANG

“Ow!! MY EYE!!”
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#38 Patronus

Ginny sat with little James on her lap, while Harry and Ron sat on the other side of the room. Ginny was telling James about how cooool his daddy was.

“Wassa Patronus??” James enquired.

“It’s very clever magic,” explained Ginny. James blew a huge raspberry.

“I can do magic.” He said.

James struggled free from Ginny and crawled over to where Ron Sat, before giving his a hefty kick in the shins. Ron leaped up, blood rushing to his face, and let out a sting of obscenities. James Giggled.

“See!” he said, giggling. “I turn uncle Ron face red! Aha!”
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#32 Common Room

It was just before bedtime, and Mrs Umbridge was in the process of putting her daughter to bed. Little Jane was ten years old, and as such was excited about starting her first year at Hogwarts. Her mother had encouraged this enthusiasm by telling her about what Hogwarts life was like.

“And after you’ve been sorted,” her mother said whilst Jane snuggled into bed, “you’ll share a common room with your house.”

To her surprise, Jane frowned.

“A common room?” she repeated, looking disgusted. “Like a dirty hovel where all the common people live? Oh no, I don’t fancy that.”
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#49 Yule Ball

As most little girls do, Cho Chang had a dream of being a princess. She would live in a castle, she would have lots of lovely, fluffy and frilly pink dresses, and she would dance at Balls every night. And at these balls there would be a prince, who would gaze upon her and wish to take her hand. She would dance with him, and he would smile lovingly and give her gifts. He would be ever so handsome, popular, an amazing wizard.

She just never imagined that that particular prince would be killed, just days after they found happiness.
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#59 Ignore

“Come on, Lily. Time for bed.”

But the three year old carried on doodling with the pink crayon that was clasped firmly in her little hand.

“Lily!” her mother said, louder this time. “Bed time. Now.”

But the words appeared lost on Lily. She continued to draw, humming a little tune to herself merrily as she did so. Mrs Evans rolled her eyes, put her hands on her hips and stood over Lily with her sternest face securely in place.

“Young lady, don’t ignore me, or there will be trouble. I said it was time for bed.”

“Cant hear youuuuuuuuuuuuu.”
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#22 Kneazle

“ACHOOOOOOO!”

Hermione was surprised that such a tiny baby could sneeze THAT loudly. What shocked her more so, however, was the distance that baby Hugo shot backwards with the force of this sneeze. He was sitting playing with some blocks by the fireplace, shot backwards, the force of his sneeze carrying him, and was now at the back of the room by Ron’s legs, where the latter sat.

“ I think Hugo is allergic to Crookshanks, Ron.”

Ron grunted. “Stupid Kneazle. I vote we feed him to Buckbeak.”

Hugo clapped and gave a small giggle.

Hermione, however, was not impressed.
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