Drip, drip, splosh, drip....splosh!

That is the sound you hear coming from the boy's bathroom. If the water flowing out from under the bathroom door hasn't peeked your interest then the sound alone should.

Someone has clogged up two of the toilets inside with foreign objects causing them to overflow and now work incorrectly. And if that wasn't enough someone has smeared the whole bathroom window over the sinks with neon pink glitter.

Where is that grumpy caretaker Flynn? Why isn't he doing his duties? Usually by now he'd be hunting down the culprits.

Her stomach had been feeling weird through class. It had been gurgling and making weird noises. She wiggled and stressed as she sat through class. Once the class was over Nat hurried out to try and make it anywhere but there. Always so many students around and the stomach pains were getting worse.


NOPE

NOPE


Nope, she wasn't going to make it anywhere else. So hurrying into the first restroom she saw, she stopped dead in her tracks for only a moment. [b] "Eww Gross" Where all the boys rooms this disgusting? Did they just not like them cleaned? The smell was making her nose scrunch up as she hurried into a stall and closed the door.


WHERE WAS THE TOLIET PAPER!!!

Henry just needed to make a quick trip to the restroom on his way to class. He wasn't late, not yet at least, and he'd only be a moment. But he was glad there was one on the way to Transfiguration and he pushed the door.

Ugh.

Had the poltergeists gotten to this bathroom again? Gross. But it couldn't have been only that because it seemed like it hadn't been cleaned in at least a week. He'd move on and use a cleaner bathroom if only he didn't have to go so badly. Or had more time before class.

He headed over to the nearest urinal, grimacing as he took in the sight of it. Maybe he should Scourgify before doing anything else.

Sitting in the stall and thinking she was alone Natalia might have sighed in relief that she made it to the loo. It had been scary there for a few moments. Her stomach was still giving her pains and issues so she sat completely fine with hiding out here until it passed. That was until she heard the door. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to keep her bathroom sounds as quiet as possible, but that wasn't happening very well.


She needed to get out of there without being seen. Could she wipe and do an disillusionment charm. Yes, that's what she could do... if she could just get off the pot. Reaching down to get some paper she realized it was fully out.

NO, NO, NO, NO



OH MERLIN PLEASE STOP THE NOISES AND MAGICALLY BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER!!!!!

Algamus walked into the bathroom with a pin on his nose to keep out the smell. Where was the caretaker? Algamus had way too much to do than to clean bathrooms! He started spraying everything in sight, not checking to see if anyone was there first."Must clean bathroom." he muttered with a sigh. This was not Algamus' job but master said Algamus must clean bathrooms too.

Studentsies needs the toilets paper.... no toilets paper in this bathrooms no nope. Quirly rushed around to puts rolls in the cubical. Getting to a cubical that a studentsies was in she tapped on the door. "Masters needs the papers, MASTER NEEDS THE PAPERS!" Quirly was in utter panic mode and started hitting Quirly with Quirly's own spatula.

Alagmus was here's too, "Quirly will help Algamus."What's the smells, bad, no clean smell. Quirly stops hitting Quirly. Sees even biggest messes. Quirly squealed, tossing the spatula to goes gets plunger. "What a messes. Big messes Quirly will cleans it nows, Masters Whittebrook." Master grumpies Flynn bes lazies sir. Quirly smack him with Quirly's so's he will works and do's his jobs.

Henry couldn't help but to glance over at the stalls, hearing the sounds coming from it. Someone was having a rough time over there.. "You okay over there, buddy?" He didn't want to draw too much attention to it. It was a bathroom after all. But he'd make sure.

He was just about to pull out his wand to do a quick Scourgify before doing anything else when he noticed the frantic elves bustling inside. It was about time, he thought, but he wouldn't voice that aloud. He knew they did a lot of work, he just wondered why this bathroom seemed to have been neglected.

"Yeah, thanks," he smiled widely at Quirly. "You think you could clean this one real quick for me?" He gestured to the urinal he was still standing in front of. "I really have to go, and I really have to get to class." And then hopefully they'd be off about their business when he went about his business.

Oh Merlin... Ooooh Merlin


This was not good and wait...

O_o


She knew that voice. No, this couldn't be happening. Maybe if she could be quiet he'd not realize there was anyone in there. The noises were from a ghost or something. Yeah, ghost farts could happen. She held her breath hoping that if no sound was heard he'd just do his business and go away. Please go away, please leave. She didn't know how she was really getting out of this.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN!!!


House elves? Why house elves. Why couldn't a girl sneak into the boy's bathroom and have stomach issues in peace? One time she had ever done it, ONE TIME, and she is getting caught. Her eyes widened as she heard one knocking on the stall about paper.


She didn't know what else to do so in the quietest voice she answered, "Yes, please there isn't any in here."

James walked in, wanting to use the loo. Oh hey, he knew that Hufflepuff boy. What was his name again, Henry was it? "Sup." He greeted the boy. Whiff whiff. Woah...someone must have made a big dump in one of the stalls. Oh good the houseelves here to help spray some of the good smelling stuff. And hey, while he was here...have them clean the urinal for his one too. "Yeah, mine too...thanks little creature people." Eh, what's that small voice coming out from the stall? "I think he's out of tissue paper." He shrugged.

Shifting his weight from one foot to the other, Henry glanced behind him as the door opened and gave a nod to the Slytherin boy. "Hey, how's it going." Being friendly, he gave him a small smile, though he really wasn't there for small talk. The quicker he could get what he needed to do done and get on his way, the better.

But the elves seemed to have too much to do in here that maybe they didn't even know where to begin and maybe he should just help them out. Not that he was about to clean the bathroom or anything, but he could clean this one spot and then be on his way. He had just taken out his wand to do a little magical cleaning when the voice in the stall made him pause and turn his head.

Out of toilet paper, right James, but... "Is that a girl in there?" He gave the Slytherin a questioning look. Or maybe it was a first year whose voice hadn't yet changed, he couldn't quite tell with the lowered volume of the voice. But it kind of sounded like it to him.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN!!!


Now another boy was in there. Was it a party in the boy's room? She squirmed in her seat a little trying to figure out her escape. At least her stomach was...

NOPE.. NOPE

The noises came back as her stomach went again. This was the most embarrassing moment of her life, but she had to get out of there. It was time to just own the situation and get the help she needed. "Excuse me, could one of you please get me some toilet paper. This stall is out and I really am in need of some."

Could she just disappear and never come back.

Death by being mortified maybe?

Henry's eyes snapped to the occupied stall again as the voice grew louder and now he was sure it was a girl. In fact, he was pretty sure he recognized that particular voice. For Merlin's sake. Why did this always happen to him? Couldn't he just use the bathroom in privacy?

He wasn't sure he could hold it much longer, but he wasn't using this bathroom now. Maybe he'd just ask the professor once he got to class so she'd know he was there and not technically late. But first he'd help the girl out. He wouldn't want to be stuck without toilet paper either.

Henry walked over to the empty stall next to the occupied one and pulled out a generous amount of toilet paper. Reaching over the top of the stall, he held it out for her to take without looking. "Is there something wrong with the girls bathroom?" Because... why'd she need to be in here right now?

She really was just hoping two things would happen at this very moment. First that her stomach would settle at least until she could get the hell out of there and in a loo that she could have the privacy she needed and two that no other guy would come into this bathroom before she could get out. She was humiliated as it was and it just seemed to be getting worse.

Seeing the hand come over the stall she grabbed the paper, "Thank you" taking the tp she finished her business and flushed. Now that she was done using the toilet she now had to somehow get out of there without much eye contact. She could do this, yes she would be alright. Opening the door just a bit she peaked out before exiting the stall completely and heading to the sink.

"I don't think there is anything wrong with any of the loos, I was just having an emergency and this was the closest bathroom." She glanced at James and then Henry feeling her cheeks reddening. Turning on the water she washed her hands as quickly as possible.

o_____O WHAT THE HECK?! THERE'S A GIRL IN THERE!

James quickly zipped his pants up. There was no way he could do his business here. He willed himself to hold his bladder for another couple of minutes. Henry seemed to grasp the situation first before handing the girl some toilet paper. Did the girl not read the sign at the door? By the smell look of it, she must have gone in haste. He wondered who was in there? That voice sounded oh..soo...familiar.

James just quietly leans against the wall as they waited for the girl to come out. He was curious to know who was the girl in there. "Ah..it was you. I was wondering who." An amused smile played along his lips.

Once the girl took the toilet paper, Henry was heading out of there. He was done with this messy, dirty bathroom and he he didn't need girls invading his privacy. He'd find another bathroom, thank you very much.

Why James was so casual about it, Henry didn't know, but he gave a nod to him as he headed out of the stall. He can stay her and chat up the girl all he wanted, but Henry was going to find another bathroom before he couldn't hold it anymore.

Oh, and it was Nat. He had thought so. He supposed he could understand an emergency, but he couldn't imagine just popping into the girls room if he really needed to go. What chaos that would cause. But he gave Nat a small nod as he headed towards the door. "Well, no harm done, I guess, but I'll catch you guys later." Hopefully not in the boys room for Nat at least. And he took off out of there to do his business in peace.

Was her face red enough? She was blushing and needed to get out of there. Washing her hands she nodded at Henry as he left. At least he was nice about it. Her eyes moved to the mirror where she could see James in the reflection. He was being nice, but she knew better than to put her guard down.

Drying off her hands she turned and gave him a small smile. "It was me, sorry for interrupting. I'm going to head out now." She was done there and by the feel of her stomach she needed to get out of there before things made her get back into the stall.

"Bye James"

Nat was out.