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| | Term 42: January - April 2016 Term Forty-Two: Hogwarts Is a Horror Movie (Sept 2088 - June 2089) | 
08-13-2015, 12:05 PM
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BOYS ONLY! This bathroom is intended for use by the young men of the school only. Hopefully there's enough toilet tissue around, knowing Peeves...
OOC Note: All SS Board Rules and School Rules apply in this bathroom. Violators may be punished both OOC and IC.
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Ink was messy.
INK WAS MESSY.
"DIE, INK. DIE." There was a third year at a sink, a third year with a wish. A Ravenclaw with a mission. An intention. A dedication. To kill the ink that had betrayed him.
The ink that had stained his leg and his UNDERWEAR.
His poor pants. Or boxers, as he was now wearing because thirteen year olds were almost adults and required them. No, he wasn't just chilling with his clothes at his ankles. He had used a cubicle to remove them and place his trousers back on and was now just scrubbing with FURY at the fabric.
And no. He wouldn't use magic.
HE WAS TOO ANGRY, TOO UPSET, TOO FURIOUS TO USE MAGIC.
DIE INK. "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
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01-15-2016, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shanners  Ink was messy.
INK WAS MESSY.
"DIE, INK. DIE." There was a third year at a sink, a third year with a wish. A Ravenclaw with a mission. An intention. A dedication. To kill the ink that had betrayed him.
The ink that had stained his leg and his UNDERWEAR.
His poor pants. Or boxers, as he was now wearing because thirteen year olds were almost adults and required them. No, he wasn't just chilling with his clothes at his ankles. He had used a cubicle to remove them and place his trousers back on and was now just scrubbing with FURY at the fabric.
And no. He wouldn't use magic.
HE WAS TOO ANGRY, TOO UPSET, TOO FURIOUS TO USE MAGIC.
DIE INK. "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Professor's had to pee too.
Which is why Professor Draper was in the boy's bathroom, naturally. Seeing as his own office was all the way down on the grounds, he had to work with what was around him. Meaning, unfortunately he'd most likely bump into a few students along the way. As if office hours weren't enough.
Whilst he was in the cubicle, he heard some frantic running followed by cubicle closing and reopening... And then there was screaming.
Just another day in the Hogwarts loo.
He walked out of the cubicle over to the sink, eyeing the screaming boy in mention. "That's hardly the way to greet your Professor."
But James would probably be screaming too if his voice still sounded like that. Who wouldn't be angry over the fact that puberty had yet to hit? It was unfortunate. Maybe in a few years, kid. It happens to everyone eventually.
Also the boxers in the kid's hands. James wouldn't ask. But he was eyeing. And judging too.
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01-15-2016, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Professor's had to pee too.
Which is why Professor Draper was in the boy's bathroom, naturally. Seeing as his own office was all the way down on the grounds, he had to work with what was around him. Meaning, unfortunately he'd most likely bump into a few students along the way. As if office hours weren't enough.
Whilst he was in the cubicle, he heard some frantic running followed by cubicle closing and reopening... And then there was screaming.
Just another day in the Hogwarts loo.
He walked out of the cubicle over to the sink, eyeing the screaming boy in mention. "That's hardly the way to greet your Professor."
But James would probably be screaming too if his voice still sounded like that. Who wouldn't be angry over the fact that puberty had yet to hit? It was unfortunate. Maybe in a few years, kid. It happens to everyone eventually.
Also the boxers in the kid's hands. James wouldn't ask. But he was eyeing. And judging too. "YOU WILL DIE. YOU WILL. GOO--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Dropping his boxers into the sink, Roo stumbled backwards with his hands in the air. He'd been caught red handed. Ink handed. Boxer handed. Caught. By a Professor. A new one. The human animal one. The one he had been hoping to impress this year. The one he had just told to die. This was... Well, it was the worst day of his life and Rooney didn't want to deal with any of it. First his underwear got ruined and now his Professor was probably going to drop his head into a toilet and flush it multiple times.
WHERE WAS A GHOST TO SAVE HIM?!
He'd just wanted to clean off his underwear.
"Ididn'tmeanyou,Professor." He pointed back at the sink and his ink covered pants and groaned inwardly. How embarassing.
But at least it hadn't been a girl.
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Originally Posted by Shanners "YOU WILL DIE. YOU WILL. GOO--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Dropping his boxers into the sink, Roo stumbled backwards with his hands in the air. He'd been caught red handed. Ink handed. Boxer handed. Caught. By a Professor. A new one. The human animal one. The one he had been hoping to impress this year. The one he had just told to die. This was... Well, it was the worst day of his life and Rooney didn't want to deal with any of it. First his underwear got ruined and now his Professor was probably going to drop his head into a toilet and flush it multiple times.
WHERE WAS A GHOST TO SAVE HIM?!
He'd just wanted to clean off his underwear.
"Ididn'tmeanyou,Professor." He pointed back at the sink and his ink covered pants and groaned inwardly. How embarassing.
But at least it hadn't been a girl. James was amused, incredibly amused.
Of course he was well aware of the fact that the boy hadn’t been addressing him. But it was fun to see the kid squirm. He made the whole thing quite theatrical.
So James didn’t follow the point of Rooney’s finger, instead kept looking at the kid himself. ”Oh, I remember you,” James didn’t care to memorize names, but he knew faces. Had a great memory, he did. And this one was from that mess in the Ravenclaw Common Room the day after that tragic start of the term feast. ”You’re the kid who was shocked to see I’m human.” Strike two, kid. This was strike two. Heh.
As for the inked pants in the sink, wasn’t the boy a wizard? James would point that out later. Just wanted to see the guy squirm some more first. It was more fun this way.
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"I don't think I was shocked, Professor. More overjoyed. Our last teacher was a centaur with an attitude problem." And the attitude wasn't the least of it. Rooney had previously considered involving himself in a career with creatures, but had been put off by everything from the previous term. "I was actually going to skip your classes because of it." Not because he wasn't a good teacher, but because the subject was no longer important to Rooney in that way. His father wasn't at all impressed by his thoughts thought.
Momentarily, he had forgotten that his UNDERWEAR was in the sink and that he was just standing in his trousers and a Professor was in here and this was just dreadful. "I got ink on my pants."
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Originally Posted by Shanners "I don't think I was shocked, Professor. More overjoyed. Our last teacher was a centaur with an attitude problem." And the attitude wasn't the least of it. Rooney had previously considered involving himself in a career with creatures, but had been put off by everything from the previous term. "I was actually going to skip your classes because of it." Not because he wasn't a good teacher, but because the subject was no longer important to Rooney in that way. His father wasn't at all impressed by his thoughts thought.
Momentarily, he had forgotten that his UNDERWEAR was in the sink and that he was just standing in his trousers and a Professor was in here and this was just dreadful. "I got ink on my pants." A centaur with an attitude problem. Didn’t they all? Have an attitude problem, that is. James hadn’t ever encountered a friendly one. They never took particularly well to humans anyways. "Didn’t give him a reason to have an attitude, did you?” Cue the single raised eyebrow.
UM. Was this boy sure he was a part of the blue house? That comment was far braver than many would admit to out loud. ”Well, I trust I’ll be seeing you in ALL my lessons.” Because rest assured, ”I don’t take well to skippers.” Mostly because he knew how they worked. He was one way back in the day. Knew all the strategies. No one would get away with skipping his lessons.
And no, James hadn’t forgotten the underwear that the kid had thrown in the sink. Only he rather not thing about it. Absolutely distasteful. Furthermore, how the bloody hell did he manage that?! The ink? He got ink on his underwear. What was he trying to write down there?
”…..Kid, are you a wizard, or what?” Y’know, there are spells for this kind of stuff. Yup. Definitely judging. Hardcore.
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Originally Posted by ArianaBlack A centaur with an attitude problem. Didn’t they all? Have an attitude problem, that is. James hadn’t ever encountered a friendly one. They never took particularly well to humans anyways. "Didn’t give him a reason to have an attitude, did you?” Cue the single raised eyebrow.
UM. Was this boy sure he was a part of the blue house? That comment was far braver than many would admit to out loud. ”Well, I trust I’ll be seeing you in ALL my lessons.” Because rest assured, ”I don’t take well to skippers.” Mostly because he knew how they worked. He was one way back in the day. Knew all the strategies. No one would get away with skipping his lessons.
And no, James hadn’t forgotten the underwear that the kid had thrown in the sink. Only he rather not thing about it. Absolutely distasteful. Furthermore, how the bloody hell did he manage that?! The ink? He got ink on his underwear. What was he trying to write down there?
”…..Kid, are you a wizard, or what?” Y’know, there are spells for this kind of stuff. Yup. Definitely judging. Hardcore. "I followed instructions. Not my fault I didn't master having four legs and hooves immediately." Besides, weren't teachers supposed to take failure in their stride and encourage their students? Not to have their own kind laughing at their students and knocking their confidence. "I'm glad that we have a new Professor, though." Maybe he'd be able to concentrate a little more without worrying about being trampled to death by a stampede or shooting arrows at targets whilst running. It had been a joke. "'ll be there, Professor. You can count on it."
Looking between the adult and the underwear, Roo chewed on the inside of his cheek and managed a frown. "I am, but.. I have my underwear hand washed..." Because he couldn't guarantee that magic would leave no rashes or traces of something. What if a cleaning spell cleaned up his leg and he was left with a stump?!
Magic was dangerous.
This man only knew about creatures.
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Originally Posted by Shanners "I followed instructions. Not my fault I didn't master having four legs and hooves immediately." Besides, weren't teachers supposed to take failure in their stride and encourage their students? Not to have their own kind laughing at their students and knocking their confidence. "I'm glad that we have a new Professor, though." Maybe he'd be able to concentrate a little more without worrying about being trampled to death by a stampede or shooting arrows at targets whilst running. It had been a joke. "'ll be there, Professor. You can count on it."
Looking between the adult and the underwear, Roo chewed on the inside of his cheek and managed a frown. "I am, but.. I have my underwear hand washed..." Because he couldn't guarantee that magic would leave no rashes or traces of something. What if a cleaning spell cleaned up his leg and he was left with a stump?!
Magic was dangerous.
This man only knew about creatures. .....
Master having four legs and hooves immediately....?
Either the boy had an incredible imagination or he was trying to be sarcastic and had absolutely no respect. And James knew it was the latter. He gave the unfortunate boy a look. Was this his way of being funny? Who did he make James out for? The Creatures Professor was not an idiot. And these sarcastic remarks were only hurting the kid's case here. "Well, fortunately for us both, you'll only need two legs for my lessons," he replied after a long pause.
Though he knew better than to count on a student, he nodded. "Good." Besides, if the kid didn't show up, James would send him to detention. Now that he knew the poor boy's face, well, he'd be on the lookout.
As for the underwear, James was most definitely judging. What a pansy. Hand washed.
And this wasn't something he could wait to do in his dorm? "Tell me kid, how did you end up with ink on your underwear, anyways?" He was expecting a real good story here. No pressure.
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