Victoria didn't know what to do, she had more important homework to do and she was struck here.

Nooo! Kiri nearly screamed out loud as the telescopes went out of the window, but she was too busy avoiding the little pellets of owl droppings that the... professor was scattering everywhere. She hid her face in her palms in exasperation. What was happening to her favourite subject? If that person had wanted to show gravity to them, why hadn't he thrown himself off? That would have been a more convincing demonstration, probably saving everyone a lot of trouble in the long run. At least Borr wasn't there. And the subject was, broadly speaking, Astronomy. That was an improvement, but only in the same way as telling a drowning person that they are trying to stay afloat in water, not pee.

Kiri was pretty sure that not even Reparo was going to fix telescopes dropped from this height. The lenses would be splintered and fractured beyond saving. Even if there was a way of putting them together again, the pictures they would provide would be unusable. What a loss. She wondered, with a pang, if those had belonged to Professor Forrester's.

Blinking around at the mayhem of a class that he did NOT cause, Jake tilted his head. The professor had nearly fallen out to his death... and now the telescopes definitely had. Staring at the man, Jake asked those obvious questions that came to mind. "Why the owlery?"

Wasn't there an astronomy tower?

"What are we supposed to do now?"

Surely they needed telescopes for this class...

'Oh, I wanted to see how they work.' Kay thought as she looked out the window. She really want to see the stars at night. And the...what did he call them? Well it would of been nice.

"OY!"

Samson stared widely as the new, clumsy, not-Borr professor seemingly messed up the class beyond conduction. No telescopes, strange setting (seriously. OWLERY? He might as well have brought them to the broom cupboard or something), stranger teacher.

What gives?

"There'd better be a spell to use as alternatives for telescopes," he murmured.

Satine was overwhelmed with the new teacher...he was...well...spastic...she could hardly follow him both visually because he was slipping and sliding everywhere and mentally because...well he was mental...and she was hurt because just like in the other Astronomy class with the Lord, her comments were ignored and overlooked....maybe she was invisible and she didn't know it....

She smiled at the thought and laughed as the telescopes flew out of the window...man she wished she had had her camera from muggle studies to take a picture of that little stunt.

This man was crazy.

She raised her hand, "Professor, won't we still be able to see the meteor shower since it's so dark out here without the telescopes?" she remembered watching one from their beach house in Florida.

Destiny immediately ducked with the sound of the owl screeching. Straightening herself up she looked at the owl on Evelyn's shoulder. 'What a cute owl! My Travis should be around here, somewhere.' looking around the owlery, she made a clicking noise with her tongue waiting for her owl to show up.

'Well, I was actually looking forward to class with Borr. I was hoping to get a good picture of him for muggle studies.' Well, not exactly a good picture of Borr, more like a good picture of that man purple in the face. Laughing at the thought of that man, Destiny spotted her dwarf owl coming towards her very fast, and not braking, he crashed right into her. 'Owww! You don't have to do that to get my attention!'

Miranda sighed and put a hand to her face. "There goes our class, out the window..." she murmured. Anywho, surely the professor was creative enough to still keep the class going.

Unless, he wanted them all to run down the school to the grounds and pick up the tiny thousand pieces of whatever was left of them. Egh...

So she just...stood there, glancing at Dominic with a grimace.
This is the perfect time for chocolate!

Er... come again?

Evan just blinked as the telescopes flew, it was as if slow motion. He saw the professor colliding into the telescopes, and then saw them fly off. His mind came to itself, and he reached for his camera. Apparently they wouldn't be able to do the class, but at least he could still do the Muggle Studies. He opened the camera quickly and took the picture of collided-into-telescopes-professor and caught a telescope still in the picture. Failure at the class. He missed Lord Borr. It was hard to believe, but he wanted Lord Borr. Where was he, and who was this clown?!

Carter watched in amazement as the new Professor was slipping and sliding around. And there goes the telescopes. He scratched his head and looked away. This Professor was a little... umm... dorky. He wondered if he'd prefer Lord Borr back. Hmm... maybe not. But this was just as sad.

K was confused by all this, What is going on with this class. All she knew was something about a meteor shower, she loved those watching them from her house in Manchester one day. This Professor was consufsing and hard to follow.

Staying near the back, Mina was ever so confused. This new professor was very difficult to follow and the location itself was starting to give her a headache. Yes, she had spent time here visiting Diana, but only for short periods of time. Which reminded her she did have to write home again soon. Glancing around she wondered how the owls were taking this intrusion of their space.

Evelyn, who had been trying to peel the owl off without leaving any lasting damage to her shoulder, paused and gave Destiny a weird look. "Cute?" she asked, looking over at the owl that was still dug into her skin. "I guess he is a bit cute." she said, starting to smile. "Aw who am i kidding, he's the most adorable!"

No-Name, appreciating the comment and feeling proud, puffed out his feathery chest and let go of her shoulder, sitting/standing up straight as he could with his beak high making Evelyn laugh. "Oh my merl-" she couldn't continue. The little owl looked too much like a little black puff ball. so CUTE!

Finally controlling herself, she turned her attention to Destiny just in time to see a owl crash into her, making her start her laughing fit again. "I am so glad i chose an owl." she said, looking proudly at No-Name. 'Wow, that's the most good complements i made about him since...well forever.' she thought, glancing at the owl that crashed into Destiny. "That one is yours then?"

"EEEK!"

Jack let out a high pitched, horrified little shriek before he could stop himself as the telescopes FLEW right out the window. OH NOOOOOOO! NOT THE TELESCOPES! Sniffling a little when the professor announced that they were all broken, Jack felt in his bag and sighed with relief when he realized he still had his own telescope on him. And this dude was NOT getting ANYWHERE near that one.

He could tell just by looking at the looks on peoples faces that they were not very fond of this professor but--why were they all fussing? Sure, he had just MURDERED a bunch of telescopes, but it wasn't like he dropped them out the window on purpose! Anybody was better than Lord Borr, the way Jack looked at it. Even if he did like to skate on pooooo. EWWWWW.

At least THIS guy saw just how important astronomy was. HE understood how amazing and interesting the subject was and wanted to get everyone else excited about it as well. Oh well, this guy had earned top marks in Jack's book. Even though...*sniff*...the telescopes were all GONNNNNNE.

'Well I can see he takes compliments well!' Destiny couldn't help but smile. He was sooo cute!

Now Destiny's little owl was trying desperately to get into her pocket. He knew where she kept the treats and he wanted them. 'Yep, this little guy is mine. Sometimes I wish I got a cat.' As soon as Destiny said the word cat, the owl immediately flew out of her pocket and onto her shoulder. 'He is scared of cats. One mention of them, he flies to my shoulder.' She took out the bag of treats Travis was trying to reach. She gave one to her owl and handed one to Evelyn for her owl.

WAS IT BAD... that Tammy had a feeling she was beginning to miss Bore!BORR?
He wasn't amazing, but he had a brain and this doode, just failed. He wasn't very inspirational either. JUST FLAMIN' ANNOYING.

Stupid man. Tammy sighed quickly, and stayed immediately still, frowning.

Chris's mouth fell open as he watch Prof4essor Perry slid across the room carrying the, no doubt expensive telescopes and dropping them out the window. Great.

Evelyn giggled at the owl, making her shoulders shake and No-Name to cling to her again so he wouldn't fall off, his little feathery body de-puffying in annoyance. "I was going to get a cat, or a snake. I saw this really cool black and green snake in Diagon Alley..." *talons digging deeper into her shoulder* "...and there were the cutest kittens as well." *talons eveeeen deeper.*

"Jeez! I'm just messing with you." Evelyn said angrily to the little owl, peeling him off her shoulder, which ended up tearing her sweater. "Great, just great." she mumbled, looking at the hole in her sweater before glancing at the treat Destiny was giving No-Name. Smiling evilly, she took the treat before the owl could reach for it and threw it out the window. "Think fast No-Name!" she said, and the owl zoomed frantically after it, going into a nose dive to the ground. 'Hope he hits it...'

Satin had an idea...."Professor, couldn't we just run to the bottom of the tower and use the Reparo! spell to repair the telescopes and then we could just levitate them back through the window......." she said with a smile since she was extra proud of herself for this thought....I mean it made sense to her atleast...

After K sort of caught on to what was going on she noticed that a buch of very wonderful telescopes fall out of the window and to the ground. "OH NO!" K yelled out, wow what was the professor going to do now. These where very grand telescopes that most likey cost a ton of money as well. "Ah well so what is going to happend next in this class." She wondered to herslef as well as asking classmates around her.

'A snake?' *shudder*

'I don't think he takes jokes to well.' Destiny muttered as she noticed Evelyn's owl digger deeper and deeper into her shoulder.
Then in a matter of seconds the owl treat was out of Destiny's hand and the little black owl was out the window. Then just as fast, being the nosey little owl that he is, Travis was off her shoulder and flying out the window too! 'Travis no! That treat isn't yours!'

Turning back to Evelyn, Destiny noticed the hole in her sweater, 'Does 'Reparo' work on clothes?'

Evelyn waved her hand distractedly at the window, her attention mostly on her sweater. "Doesn't matter if he gets the treat or not. I'm actually more afraid for your owl, Travis you said? No-Name is really possessive about his treats."

Sighing, she took off the sweater. Dumb move. *shiver!* 'Grab the cloak, grab the cloak, cloak cloak cloak!!!' she thought, turning to pick up the cloak that was sitting on top of her bag on the ground, hurriedly throwing it around herself, teeth chattering. "I di...did...didn't realize how c-cold it w-was." she said, looking out the window and towards the professor. "I don't know if reparo works on clothing. I'd kinda rather not try in case something happens to make it beyond repair."

Shivering, Wesley held her robes close. She missed having class down stairs where it was warmer...and even though vomit was gross, it seemed about on par with owl poop at this very moment.

Though, upon closer analyzation, the second year decided she was very thankful for the droppings and stench. Anything to keep her from thinking about how HIGH they all where and about the OPEN WINDOW and DEATH DROP.

Wesley moved back, away from the crowd, and closer to the center of the room. Far away from the window. Biting her lip, she resisted the urge to sit down on stable ground. Or just run away.

'Oh I wouldn't worry about Travis too much. He isn't fast enough to catch anything!' and sure enough Travis came flying back into the window, feathers rustled and out of breath looking, and landed right back on her shoulder.

Destiny was getting cold just watching Evelyn shivering. She closed her cloak a little tighter, breathing out watching her breathe form in front of her. 'I hate the cold.'

Turning her attention back to the crazy professor 'What are we supposed to do now with them broken telescopes?'

Ohhhh! She got something right? Anddddd the man was a TINY bit excited. WOOOTTTT! She only wondered what would happen if someone came along just as hyper as he was, especially at not giving them a chance before blurting out the answer impatiently.

It still didn't make a bit of sense as to why they were holding the class in the owl pooh owlery. Everywhere everyone stepped it was...well...just as she was thinking this, the man began to slide across alllllll the owl pooh. YIIIPPPPY!!

She was almost too scared to walk over by the window, afraid that gravity would take effect and somehow push her out the window....well that would be a person but....when someone offered the repairo charm, she smiled.

"Yes, sir," she said. "Anything to watch a meteor shower. And...and what if we counted how many shooting stars we see?" That would be sooooooooooo coooooooooolllllll!